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Abeg, elderly Nairalanders help!
Abey make i begin name grandpas wen full here?

fijiano202:
Handjob....lobatan....

Mouthjob nko?
U aint serious mehn

Urgent pls

brito:
Lolz, what's okitipupa

Thats the name of your village

Tallesty1:
I pity the tongue that will try to pronounce what I will type.

U must be a caveman then

brito:
I don't know

Try to dey visit your village Okitipupa naa

blackjack21:
Xorxorxwara, in our lingua.

Op you no get language ni?

Ok we call it "tickle ticky" here in bronx

DeejayTafari:
Otu - ikwerre

Sounds like ikwerre wussy

Lets go there.
I'm even thinking of getting Seun to organise an Armpit Tickling Competition for Nairalanders.
Though i know some people's cells are dead that way, while some others are highly electrified. While some others wont even let you close cause of their hairy, greasy, smelly skunk armpit

What do you call it in your native language?

Alfred200825:
My color is maroon and it really reflect the kind of person I am.

Maroon too

Amaechi the childish malice keeper will surely not like this picture.
Maturity on display!
Wike keep it up

Ok we dont want his original certificate anymore, just get us the photocopy. Now, how hard is that He should apply to the Army for release of his photocopies and quit heating up the polity with his pity stories.
You write as if any employer of labour will confirm your employment without sighting original copies of your credentials.

And somebody should sue his asss already for[b]"PERJURY"[/b]in that affidavit he claimed his original certs are with the Army. Nonsense!

Why bring united into this stupid news Imagine raising my hope and dashing it

GGMU

Pa Buhari, we your great grand children do plead with you to go submit your certificate, so that we can vote mass-evil-y for you
Dont be a stubborn grandpa

HONNESSTY:
danger knws ful well dat honnessty is not afraid of him. When they shall c d face of honnessty dey wil al vanish. I stand to quote u again if u dnt return to the path of justice, fairness and sincerity. U choose to follow som1 who av turnd diz already fragil country into a deep hole. U r chosing Gej jst bkos is a christian. I am a christian bt i dnt suport Gej bkos he suround himself wit thieves and killers. U even av d odasity 2 make an empty threat to me and my family. Guy u only knw ur strength bt u dnt knw other piples strngth. U beta watch dat ur miserable wretchd big mouth of urs. Incase u dnt knw i am 10000 times more terible than danger itself. U must return to the path of righteousnes if u wan 2 suceed in life

Ignored for the last time!

Ok make we ask Saka or Mr ibu, e fit be dem wey hol am
Season2 of Looking for Buhari's certificate





Notice of missing certificate! Lost but not found, careless owner

ByKingsley Omonobi, Abuja

Few days after the former Head of State and Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Major General Muhammadu Buhari, retd, explained in an affidavit submitted to the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, that all his academic credentials were with the Military Board, the Army have stated that theydo not keep the certificatesof any serving or retired officer or soldier.

General Buhari is contestingthe presidential election for the fourth time under different political parties including the defunct All Nigeria People’sParty, ANPP and the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, but the issue of his qualifications had never been controversial until the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, recently described him as a ‘’semi- illiterate.’’

However, againstthe backdrop of Buhari’s affidavit in court, a military source said ‘’that the Army can not keep anybody’soriginal certificate because it isthe personal property of the owner,’’ adding that such original certificates were only needed at the point of entry into the service.

According to the source, the Military only kept photocopies of credentials of officersand soldiers in their personal files that were in the military secretary’soffice.

“The original certificate of any officer or soldier is only needed at the point of entry into the service either asa cadet officer enteringthe Nigerian Defence Academy, or the recruitment officers when interviewing recruits to be sent to the depot for training. That is so, because they are needed to verifywhat were in the photocopies supplied by them or from the necessary examining bodies.”

The source further stated that anybody claiming that his original certificateswere with the Military Secretary (Army), had ‘’ulterior motive(s) or somethinghe or she cannot explain.’’

He further added, “Let me tell you now, in the Navy, the Navy Secretary, NAVSEC, keep the documents of all Naval officers and ratings and not their original certificates which are their personal property.
Source: Vanguard

HONNESSTY:
das hw u wil remain poor all ur miserable life because u av bin brainwashed. Remain poor til u die illiterate dude

I reject it in jesus name and wish you a new life this new year amen!
Please dont quote me again if you dont want me to take you serious and destroy your entire family!
Its your last warning!

All i see is "ibo this ibo that" and we have moderators on this forum. Seun please remove this tribal eyesore from homepage or sieve thread to level civil people can read it. Touts on the loose.
Lalasticala, Obinoscopy and co. Over to you
#spits yellowish green sputum on thread

But some e-Rats here on NL are always regretting on your behalf

Teachers in Ekiti State on Thursday said they had no regret voting against ex-Governor Kayode Fayemi in the June 21, 2014 governorship election.

The teachers, who spoke through their umbrella body, the Nigeria Union of Teachers, Ekiti State chapter, said they voted against Fayemi for introducing anti-teachers policies.

The union was reacting to a programme anchored on Adaba FM, an Akure, Ondo State-based radio station, where some teachers were said to have phoned Fayemi, who featured in a live programme and apologised to him on behalf of others, having compared his administration with the present one.

The NUT Chairman, Samuel Akosile, in a statement, on Thursday, described those who rendered the apologies as Fayemi’s apologists and not members of the union.

He advised the former governor to refrain from dragging the body into politics, saying “Inasmuch as we do not want to be dragged into politics because we are civil servants and unionists, we feel constrained to ask ex-Governor Fayemi and his apologists that who deserves apology, Fayemi or Ekiti teachers?

“Do we need to apologise for refusing to sit for an examination that was meant to retrench us? Do we need to apologise for going on strike for demanding our rights? Do we need to apologise for standing up as a union to oppose policies that were inimical to educational development and teachers’ welfare?”

Akosile described the statement credited to the All Progressives Congress commending the teachers for showing remorse and tendering apologies as uncalled for.

He said that his members had Ayodele no regret for voting for Fayose during the governorship poll, urging the APC to stop orchestrating fake individuals to act like its members in a manner that could ridicule the body.

He asked, “What has Fayose done to teachers in less than three months into his administration that calls for regret?

“From what happened before and during the governorship election, we think the last administration should realise that this kind of intrigue and shenanigan has no effect on Ekiti people.

“Ekiti teachers have more than enough reasons to vote Fayemi out of government and we can never regret it.”
Source: Punch

Father Mbaka you are on your own!
GEJ till 2019!

Redoil:
including their cyber rodents in nairaland.

spartoo:
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Spaceman
Applying land use decree since 1978

I need this creme urgently

Two hausa-fulani men continuing where sanusi stopped. There is no clear line in this Arewastan plot. Every northern hand is really on deck.
Btw, bastard akanbi should hae resigned when he observed this trash he yanned here.

Lalasticlala confirm source and do the needful please.
I'm waiting

borntosave:
Hmm

You really need to see o!

Ishilove:
Lol. Dick, grow up and stop being a dick...

If this is you then I was right when I said Concepta looks like her mama

Ok FP first and i will share my xmas chicken head with you

Ksslib:
Lwkmd

You cant even kill a goat

Gooci:
OP wan killi me with laughter oo

Ok you think it was easy