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You really are good when you choose to be, but terrible when you go tribal.
Nice topic!
Women beware!

bigtt76: See gobe! Ask and you risk being accused of calling your babe a thief. O boy chop clean mouth, no bi you thief the fowl na

Typical naija babe!
Eve wetin u talk

Count down to yawaa

durella4: No bro,i'm just saying incase your landlord takes all of you to native doctor in which you know u re guilty.

Make sure you write your will very important.

Ok, does such juju work

hannesy: eheehhehhe no go do wetin I tell u

Dey busy dey type till i report you to landlord

durella4: Chop d chicken and clear mouth after all who knows that maybe ur last time of eating chicken.

U r a bad egg in the society

hannesy: Go give ur landlord smalll so if he parra u go remind am say he follow chop

Brilliant babe , U sure say u never involve for his kind runs before Abi na my babe enter corner dey reply me for nairaland?

All church are the same!
Their common denominator is money, more money and absence of christ!
I will go only if they will serve item seven, but once they start the money collection aspect, i quickly will take my leave

Your advice is urgently needed pls!

The stupid eve is even getting angry that i am hesistating to eat her stolen apple.
I feel like murdering this thief!

I opened a thread yesterday titled "missing fowl in my yard, Landlord to drag us(tenants) to native doctor".
I came back today from work and my babe served me surprise chicken stew with rice. Ofcourse i didnt give her money for it and she's a bad type that can do and undo. She also doesnt have any source of income. Right now i'm sure she stole that missing chicken. As i write this she has already served the dish, while i am very hungry and dont know wheither to eat or not to eat
How do i confront her. Should i confess to the landlord?
Pls my dear brothers and sisters, how do i wriggle out of this? Should i eat the stolen fowl stew and clean mouth? O my goodness what kind of mess is this
This girl don finish me

I can forgive T.A ORJI for his docility and cluelessness in governance, but you being his minion is indescribable!
Orji Kalu left power years ago. If you and your semi illiterate T.A cannot let him be while wasting Abia people's 8yrs, look for the nearest ant hill and lie bare stomach on it

And they say i should go to yaba left You must be the chief resident lunatic there

Another useless politician bites the dust

Dead wrong!
You mean to say shorter bank account

Repteam: My little brother in primary school came home yesterday and said they were given an homework.

He said they were to write eleven Nigeria super eagles with their respective club side with the exemption of Mikel Obi!

It baffled me! Do you guys hate Mikel that much!?? I think he is alright.

So

I fear those fettish native doctors o. Should i go with them. Btw, its against my christian life. Should i tell im him no and face ejection
Another thing is that if i refuse they might think i am guilty hence avoiding being shamefully exposed. I am not a stealer pls o. I am in a dilemma now as 83 of us(the tenants) will leave for the native doctors house tomorrow by 5am.
Pls help me out with the way out of this i have been sweating profusely since he announced this his wicked plan. I think he is even wickeder than the stealer of his chicken

hannesy: lemme joor since u dnt wanna share bye *bang d door*

Ok come back i will tell.

hannesy: oya go to police na

Ok which station should i go to? I mean the one with an honest DPO

hannesy: Ur adress pls

Typical Gold Dig rush
Em not telling till i get a good advice

tolugar: An idle mind.

Which movie u watch last?

U wan thief my gold?
Stealer like u

Please what should i do? Should i go to the police as they are my friend?

Urgent advice needed for immediate implementation.

Nigerian Lie-gerian Army

Your source sef.
Hope they wont kill him like the other guy last time.

I chief Festus Commentus hereby declare my intention to run for ......

barresi: too harsh, don't wish any body dead.

Its one thing for him to steal our billions, its another thing for him to sound like some wise man and messiah thereafter in the land. He dies this year. Just note or bookmark topic. Enough of evil men hovering over the politics of same country they helped destroy with their prentencious demonic halo! Not only him, others shall follow suit btw now and next year.