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Mayydayy: i dont want to say what am thinking now.if i say it here my dad may disown me.my community people might cal me bastard.so.am keeping my secret to myself.but i will give you a clue.am saving some money already

Clown

Its been a wonderful session so far!

Mr seun, oil and gas is presently the bedrock of our economy, do you have plans of going into that area in the near future?

Will you someday go into politics?

Thanks again!

To me, Musiwa has been an "eccentric" Nairalander. A maverick to many. Mr Seun, what's your take on Musiwa's contributions to Nairaland? (concidering his penchant for multiplying instead of virtually dying when banned)

krall: mr. seun, please can you wipe my slate clean and give me a second chance? i promise not to do anything that can make you angry and ban me ever again. my thread has made FP before the crash, but ever since my bans, things have changed. please accept my apologies.

Krall ma man, picture of you on your knees begging seun or i dont believe you are sorry

Seun: No, but she her skin is very nice. Her eyebrows too. And body, yea.


If you learnt that 50% of men were cutting their noses to look more attractive, wouldn't you be "obsessed" with intact noses?


Yes, of course. Why not quickly create it before someone else does, so you can get all the credit?

cirmuell: He should at least let 'em know why he can't answer their questions. Different people have their of interpreting things. Go through the posts, a dude already felt ignored. Lastly you are not Seun so let him be the one to answer his mentions

Noted

cirmuell: hope you know some will not be pleased with your selective mode of response

Seun is not being interrogated, rather its an interaction session where he has the choice of the questions he answers and ones he declines to. Probably he ignores some for privacy, security, morality etc reasons. If your question aint answered, you might wittily rephrase and still get your question answered.

So many witty questions for the CEO and i count on him to take them on, but we shall also be patient as he has numerous other things doing. For those asking for favours, he has already made it clear in one of his earlier response that he currently dont run any charity, probably you guys can have your demands soonest when he starts!
Mr seun sir, the people are eager to hear from you once again. Good evening!

No holds barred is no holds barred, and so far so good we are getting it in its full measure!
Bros Seun, we'd like to know the secondary school and university you attended. Course of study and year of graduation. Do you belong to any professional body or bodies? Share with us pls!
Did you have carry-over while in school? Were you ever a cultist, Kegite club member? How many girls have you dated since you hit puberty?
Whats family to you? How many siblings do you have and their gender ratio. Whats your position, eldest? Both parents still alive?
More to come Sir, thanks again as we await your ever humble and honest response.

krall: Dickdastardly, your first useful thread CongRATs!!



Seun, please will you marry my younger sister? I will send pics if you are interested. She likes dogs too. I like non-local dogs too.

Thanks ma man, but lets behave ourselves today pls

Mr Seun sir, this is to get your attention as the questions are piling up. Thanks once again

Seun: Great! The new Shared Post feature we launched today is working out well.


No, but one day I will start an organization to help people who are suffering because they have undiagnosed ailments that they are unaware of. A classic example is a child who is considered "unserious" because he/she cannot see the board in class but doesn't know that glasses will help.

Great response

Ok Mr Seun, i am sorry this particular question should have come last. Tell us, be honest about it. What's the exact expression on your face each time you click the BAN botton? Naughty smiles? indifference? Or what exactly?

Seun: Ok.

Thank God you are going to give us your precious time

Good evening Mr Seun, may i start by asking you how your day was?

By owner, i mean Mr Seun Osewa. I will be asking him some questions both personal and proffessional. And he hopefully will give us No holds barred answers
Other Nairalanders are free to ask him questions too, but be wise enough not to get yourself banned.
Mods please help me maintain decorum while this session lasts.
Here we go....

I dont get the above posters, but thank God that devil was nabbed.

Nice thread from our own Seun Connery.

hannesy: talk tru jooor

Abeg no expose me o

Yaba leftist

Make thunder fire you and your Sugar Daddy!
U tell us when u dey Bleep dey collet money Now you wan pullout naim we no go hear.
Bitch you rode a tiger and to disembark means getting eaten by the tiger.
No time for pity

kayjasper: Wish unto others what you wish yourself.
Maybe you will love to wish your dad this also. Dick-Bastardly

Ignored

I rather listen to smaller thieves like Anini, Oyenusi etc than OBJ who robbed millions of nigerians. He appears intact when silent, but bitter, frustrated and senile each time he opens his septic tank called mouth! And finally, he shall not see 2015!

hannesy: Even with pic istilldontbelieve

if i cash u ee!

White men's biz!
I dont give a damn!

Whats that? Some fettish pot? I only take chilled boddle warrer