₦airaland Forum

ever811:
ah Igbo man probably from anambra hand dey dis one,so everything na business for Una abi? Una don go join Fulani herdsmen dey make use of there foolish killings,as Fulani dey kill trowway ,Una don go make them associate so that Una go dey buy human parts from them abi?..tomorrow Una go join Uganda dey insult buhari..any way.....

Very funny ... may god deliver you

Conman sense

Ignorance .....

Your charge sheet reads thus:
That you jhasper, in company of your nokia 3310 phone and other useless junks still at large mislead one dickdastardly of same nairaland address into wasting his precious mb, knowing fully well that osterity is upon the land.
..... and that you 'd be hung by the balls till certified .....

Correct guyman
Omenka has been away for too long .... hope he isnt the one

Was he a looter?
Did he return the loots before his demise?
Can Efcc get the loots posthumously?

Let me wait for keneking here.

Better you pass the info through the abobaku ......

Are they married?
Who wedded them?
At which church?
Who is their sponsor?
If not, thats irresponsibility.
Why didnt use condom?
Has he gone for HIV test?
Has the pregnant woman started ante natal?
How many months is the foetus?
Male or female .... any scan yet?




Pls keneking, ratify and revert for onward ....... lalasticlala

Silly

And these ghostly looking smeagols are the ones l'm being "forced" to share "one Naijeriya" with? Azi gbakwa!!
No matter how long it takes, i & my people must get to our own promised land. Wheither the enemy likes it or not

BeeBeeOoh:
After ruling Nigeria for decades, after owning 83% of oil blocks in south-south; northern Nigeria still remain the most impoverished region with gross illiteracy. If you permit me, i'll tell you that “Northerners Are The Architect Of Their Own Problem.”






God Help Nigeria

They will always have a way of defending their demonic choice of living

naijaking1:
Instead of providing bowels to put between their legs, government should address the root cause of this problem: early marriage and making babies whose bodies are not developed to have babies.

Religious and tribal gingoists bring it on, but that's just pure medicine.

Watch them come on here and defend their demonic way of life

Northern Nigeria Problem ..... let them continuuu ..... they are even free to start marrying foetuses .... Cursed lot.


Quote me and let's get banned

Even this news is more complicated and confusing

Omenka and Modath thinks otherwise ..... SAI BABA




SAI BUHARI!
Keneking sef!

Kudos to police for netting those marauding elusive "LIBYAns"

Keneking, come help me call lalasticlala abeg

The Nigerian police say they have arrested five suspects involved in the midnight raid on Nimbo community in Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area of Enugu State on April 25.
The attack on the Enugu left at least 20 people dead.
Police said in a statement on Wednesday that operatives of the police Inspector General’s Intelligence Response Team (IRT) arrested the suspects based on “credible intelligence”.
The statement signed by spokesperson, Olabisi Kolawole, said the response team arrested Mohammed Zurai, Ciroma Musa, Sale Adamu, Suleiman Laute and Haruna Laute.
Police said they also recovered one Gionee L88 mobile phone with memory card containing the video recording of the massacre in the community.
The police said the team, on May 6, also arrested a three-man syndicate of bank robbers/kidnappers and recovered arms, ammunition, dynamites and rifle servicing tools from them.
“The gang members, Gogo Daniel Ume, Ikado Michael and Ifeanyi Kalu had been terrorizing Rivers, Imo and Enugu State, respectively,” the statement said.
“Items recovered from them include 3 AK-47 rifles; 1 LAR rifle; 310 rounds of live ammunition; 12 rifle magazines; rifle servicing tools; cache of dynamite explosive; 1 Toyota Highlander Jeep; 1 Toyota Venza jeep; and 1Ford Edge Jeep.


“In continuation of the IRT anti-kidnapping operations in Kaduna State, the team on 20/05/2016 as well arrested Babangida Ibrahim; Idris Abubakar and Idris Mai Anguwa in the State for allegedly involved in kidnapping and robbery, while different calibre of weapons were also recovered from the bandits,” the statement added.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/204072-nigeria-police-arrest-nimbo-attackers-recover-video-attack-spokesperson.html

Space booked!

Note the beacon on the ground and be guided accordingly

yes oo

Long overdue ..... Lalasticlala take note

The Senate on Wednesday, summoned the Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun, and the Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria, Mr. Godwin Emefiele, to appear before it and brief the senators on the current state of the economy.

This was sequel to a motion by the Chairman, Senate Committee on Gas, Senator Bassey Akpan.

The upper chamber did not give the specific date that the two government officials would appear before it.

Details shortly

Source:

http://www.punchng.com/senate-summons-adeosun-emefiele-state-nigerias-economy/

Jesusloveyou:
na wa oo, how can this nation be better tomoro, instead for us to begin to stone ur ineffectual buffoon for him to return our 30tr naira back to us, if u sent somebody market and he could not buy what u sent him, wont him return the money?

Once the jesus leaves your monicker i wouldnt mind getting banned placing you where senseless zombies like you belong

When they shot at peaceful protesters sane Nigerians clapped for them and you might have been among. They should have killed you sef.
Quote me and confirm your bastaard status

He gave an assurance that money recovered from the ongoing corruption fight, would be used to provide infrastructure.

Anini said that monies recovered from shino Rambo will be ......
Joke of the year

Where is lalasticlala sef?

The Minister of Transportation, Rotimi
Amaechi, on Tuesday appealed to Nigerians to be patient and give the Muhammadu Buhari administration more time to achieve its objectives.
Making the appeal while answering questions at the forum of the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja, Mr. Amaechi said:
“We encountered challenges; were we expecting to encounter those challenges? yes; did we think that we will meet the quantum or volume of those challenges?
“We didn’t anticipate that things were this bad. We thought you go to government and there would be money for you to run government and others.
“Now you have the situation where there is no money to run government. I hate to use the word difficult; I hate to use the word impossible but we met things close to difficult and impossibility.
“That is why Nigerians are impatient; they want to see results and for them, change is not about change in structure, it is about change in their pocket.
“Because their pocket is getting dried and they wanted us to put some more resources in their pocket.
“Because of the structural changes that we want to put in place is not getting all that they want to get.


“What I usually say to people is that we beg you to give us time; we will achieve our objective if you give us time and we will both thank God for that opportunity.’’
He gave an assurance that money recovered from the ongoing corruption fight, would be used to provide infrastructure.
According to him, the government has started paying contractors not appointed by the current administration, noting that such action represents service delivery to the people.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/204028-amaechi-appeals-nigerians-patient.html

Pity