have tried to convince this girl on facebook,Whatsapp,BBM e.t.c to visit me but she always tell me that she is busy, her profile pictures was always tempting her curves,her boobs name it everything make sense,i decided to take it to another level at my own expense. . . Hope you know what i mean?, So at last i was able to decode her to give me her number,i called her immediately to confirm if it was really her number. We talked for a while and i discovered that she just lives a stone throw from my place,i said within me; "Kai see food oo" As an award winning Womanizer convincing her was just like counting A,B,C. She promised me that she will visit me next week Thursday, Thursday seemed too far but that was just the price to enter her h*ney p*t. Thursday finally came,i called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was still coming. She said in Affirmative,i arranged my room immediately bought 8 condoms(Guess it was too much) around 10.am she knocked on my door,she dressed seductively and was charming . . . I chucked" Today na Today" I laughed within me. . . . See as you dy serious dey read this story. . . My dear i wish you can learn how to read your bible like dis. . . I bet you God will like it and be happy. Don't forget to share!! Lo

oboy u good.

Your charge sheet reads thus:
That you jhasper, in company of your nokia 3310 phone and other useless junks still at large mislead one dickdastardly of same nairaland address into wasting his precious mb, knowing fully well that osterity is upon the land.
..... and that you 'd be hung by the balls till certified .....

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