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PoliticsHelp APC And Buhari Find The Looted Funds.(pic) by DickDastardly(op): 8:15pm On May 24, 2016
Mother APC and Buhari looking for the looted funds, help her locate it grin

Assumption:
1. Puppy = Corrupt politicians
2. Fat Woman = Buhari gofmant
cool

PoliticsRe: REPORT | Buhari Violating 'federal Character' In Interior Ministry Appointments by DickDastardly(m): 7:58pm On May 24, 2016
Buhari sef angry

PoliticsEni Declares Force Majeure After Pipeline Attack by DickDastardly(op): 6:50pm On May 24, 2016
A subsidiary of Italian oil producer Eni has declared a force majeure following an attack on a key gas pipeline in southern Nigeria, the company said Tuesday.

The measure at the Brass Rivers terminal took effect Sunday after the Ogbaimbiri–Tebidaba pipeline was attacked by suspected militants.

“I can confirm the force majeure on Brass,” Eni said in an emailed statement.

Force majeure is a legal term that frees a company from any contractual obligation due to circumstances beyond its control.

The company said the attack on the pipeline — the second in under a month — led to an oil output loss equivalent to 4,200 barrels per day.

Nigeria has seen an upsurge in attacks on critical oil infrastructure in recent months, prompting President Muhammadu Buhari to order enhanced security.

Africa’s leading economy relies on oil sales for 70 percent of government revenue but income has been hit by the global fall in oil prices since mid-2014 and increased militancy.

Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo has said production is now at 1.4 million barrels per day, against a budgeted 2.2 million bpd.

A group calling itself the Niger Delta Avengers has claimed responsibility for a wave of attacks on pipelines and facilities operated by Shell, Chevron and Nigeria’s state-run oil firm.

The Niger delta region was plagued by attacks on oil facilities and personnel in the 2000s by militants seeking a fairer share of the region’s oil wealth, until a government amnesty was introduced in 2009.

Source:

http://www.punchng.com/eni-declares-force-majeure-pipeline-attack/

CrimeRe: Yewande Oyediran Charged To Court For Killing Her Husband In Ibadan (Photos) by DickDastardly(m): 6:46pm On May 24, 2016
angry angry
BusinessRe: CBN Adopts Flexible Exchange Rate Policy by DickDastardly(m): 6:40pm On May 24, 2016
Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef
No go name your pikin lalasticlala o. Na just nairaland monicker o.
BusinessRe: CBN Adopts Flexible Exchange Rate Policy by DickDastardly(m): 6:38pm On May 24, 2016
angry
PoliticsRe: Balogun-Fulani: We Paid Ransom For Our Freedom, Our Kidnappers Were Fulanis by DickDastardly(m): 2:46pm On May 24, 2016
cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Yemi Osinbajo Leaves Nigeria For Zambia Today by DickDastardly(m): 7:42am On May 24, 2016
Hmmmm ...
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Kill Erring Herdsmen, Cows by DickDastardly(m): 6:46am On May 24, 2016
Best move so far! cool
PoliticsRe: Fayose Angry As He Commissions Hunters To Kill "Unknown Herdsmen" - Watch Video by DickDastardly(m): 6:45am On May 24, 2016
The Ceasar of our time. You have my full support sir cool
PoliticsRe: Terminate Their Lives, Fayose Declares War On Fulani Herdsmen by DickDastardly(m): 6:41am On May 24, 2016
Thats what i'm talking about cool
SportsRe: Read Louis Van Gaal's Emotional Statement After Man U Sack Him by DickDastardly(m): 6:04am On May 24, 2016
Better do away with that folder grin
PoliticsRe: BAN ON GRAZING: AFENIFERE BACKS FAYOSE by DickDastardly(m): 5:50am On May 24, 2016
Wow! Good to see how Southern people has dropped senseless politicking to support the more important course of self preservation. This message from fayose is final cool
PoliticsRe: FG Plans Dialogue With Militants To End Vandalism - Lai Mohammed, Kachikwu by DickDastardly(m): 10:08pm On May 23, 2016
grin cheesy
PoliticsAfenifere Backs Fayose’s Ban On Cattle Grazing In Ekiti by DickDastardly(op): 10:07pm On May 23, 2016
Yoruba socio-political group, Afenifere, has backed the decision of the Ekiti State governor, Ayo Fayose, to ban cattle grazing in the state.
In a statement by its spokesman, Yinka Odumakin, on Monday, the group described the decision as a “courageous move.”
Mr. Odumakin said the action of the governor was a timely move to strengthen the civilization that places higher premium on human lives above cows.
“We have sacrificed enough blood in the unending cycle of bloodletting by Fulani herdsmen, the latest being those killed in Ekiti two days ago,” Mr. Odumakin said.
“The responsible action of the governor should jolt the Federal Government that has appeared largely indifferent to the murderous activities of the Fulani herdsmen to act responsibly over this matter.
“We fully endorse this action which is in conformity with the resolution of the 2014 National Conference that cattle breeders must embrace ranching as against grazing reserves being canvassed in certain quarters.”
The ban followed another suspected Fulani herdsmen attack on Oke-Ako, in Ikole local government area of the state.
Two persons were killed in the attack, the community sacked and while several others were injured.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-west/203957-afenifere-backs-fayoses-ban-cattle-grazing-ekiti.html

PoliticsNigeria’s Unemployment Crisis Worsens; Rate Jumps By 518,000 In 3 Months — NBS by DickDastardly(op): 7:37pm On May 22, 2016
Nigeria’s employment crisis worsened in the first quarter of 2016, with unemployment rate rising to 12.1 per cent, the National Bureau of Statistics, NBS, said on Friday.
The bureau said in its latest Unemployment Watch report that between December 2015 and March 2016, the population of unemployed Nigerians increased by 518,000 to over 1.45 million.
Economically active or working age population, the NBS said, increased from 105.02 million in the fourth quarter of 2015 to 106 million by the end of March 2016.
However, actual population of people willing, able and actively looking for work increased by 1.99 per cent, from 76.9 million in fourth quarter of 2015 to 78.4 million in the first quarter of 2016.
The report said failure of government to meet its target of creating a minimum of 1.5 million jobs required for the period to keep the unemployment rate constant at 10.4 per cent before the end of December 2015 worsened the unemployment situation.
The rate as at June end 2015 was 8.2 per cent and 9.9 per cent by September ending 2015.
The NBS said its computations were based on the International Labour Organization, ILO definition, which described unemployment as the population of persons aged 15–64 who, during the reference period, were available for work, actively seeking for work, but were unable to find work.
Consequently, the NBS said the unemployed Nigerian population were those who were actively looking for work, but could either not find work, absolutely nothing at all for at least 20 hours, or did something but not for up to 20 hours in a week during the reference period.


Indications were that additional 1.53 million economically active persons joined the labour force between January 1 and March 31, 2016.
Equally, the report said the number of Nigerians in the economically active population, who chose not to actively look for work, declined from 28.06 million in December 2015 to 27.5 million by end of March, 2016.
Within the same period, the NBS said total number people in full time employment, or those who were doing any form of work for at least 40 hours, decreased by 528,148 persons or 0.97 per cent.
On the other hand, the report said the number of underemployed, or those compelled by circumstances to do largely menial jobs not commensurate with their qualifications or not fully engaged for at least 20 hours during the period, increased by 607,613 persons.
The report said underemployment rate increased by 18.7 per cent (14.41 million) in the last quarter of 2015 to 19.1 per cent in the first quarter of 2016 (15.02 million persons).
The NBS said women population in the labour force continued to be affected more by the country’s unemployment and underemployment crisis when compared with their men counterparts.
While 14 per cent of women in the labour force age bracket were unemployed in the first quarter of 2016, another 22.2 per cent were underemployed during the same period.
Equally, the report said youth unemployment grew from 14.46 per cent in the last quarter of 2015 to 16.39 per cent in the first quarter of 2016.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/203891-nigerias-unemployment-crisis-worsens-rate-jumps-518000-3-months-nbs.html
SportsRe: Why I Married Kanu Nwankwo When I Was Only 18 Years Old - Amara Nwankwo-Kanu by DickDastardly(m): 7:28pm On May 22, 2016
nabiz:
i think u are wrong. I know the girl and the family very well even attended there wedding. The father was not poor as at the time kalu married her. His father was one of the richest men in town. I attended abam high school, a school very close to the their family house. His father name is Jimmy and and was a very succesful man
Ok sir cool
PoliticsRe: Kunike International School Offers Rescued Chibok Girls Scholarships by DickDastardly(m): 6:20pm On May 22, 2016
Busy body ..... if workers wen you dey owe gree cheesy
PoliticsRe: FG: Nigeria Is Broke, Looks To Taxation For Infrastructure Development by DickDastardly(m): 6:19pm On May 22, 2016
This Pharoah go tax us die be dat undecided
PoliticsRe: Balogun-Fulani And Adekanye After Regaining Freedom (Photo) by DickDastardly(m): 5:55pm On May 22, 2016
Ishola Balogun - Fulani

Can someone explain the fulani postfix to the APC Chairman's surname pls. cool
Tenkyu.
CrimeRe: PHOTOS: Nigerian Man Accused Of Raping Woman In Australia by DickDastardly(m): 5:03pm On May 22, 2016
Busy checking for his name .... will comment later grin
PoliticsRe: Article Reveals That Nigeria Is About To Witness Another War by DickDastardly(m): 4:57pm On May 22, 2016
Ok
PoliticsRe: Pdp National Hqtrs Sealed Off By Police by DickDastardly(m): 4:54pm On May 22, 2016
Ok ..... next!
SportsRe: Why I Married Kanu Nwankwo When I Was Only 18 Years Old - Amara Nwankwo-Kanu by DickDastardly(m): 11:25am On May 22, 2016
Shut up biko .... na money carry you go angry
PoliticsRe: Emmanuel Ifeajuna: Commonwealth Games Gold To Facing A Firing Squad by DickDastardly(m): 11:25am On May 22, 2016
Ok
CultureRe: Which Tribe In Nigeria Has The Highest Number Of Irresponsible Women? by DickDastardly(m): 11:24am On May 22, 2016
Imbecility
PoliticsRe: Sheriff Mocks PDP National Convention, Calls It ‘charade And illegal’ by DickDastardly(m): 11:08am On May 22, 2016
Sheriff is bad news
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Wins Primaries In His German Political Party (cdu) For State Election by DickDastardly(m): 11:07am On May 22, 2016
Igbo boyz cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari Should Call His Killer Fulani Men To Order Or.....- Fayose by DickDastardly(m): 10:23am On May 22, 2016
madridguy:
Buhari should act fast. Politics aside, enough of this barbaric act from my Fulani brothers.
Guy respect your sef .... those guys are Libyans angry
PoliticsRe: Biafra: We Didn’t Surrender –col Joe Achuzia (retd) by DickDastardly(m): 10:20am On May 22, 2016
Story, yea .... you did u-turn. Kinda tactical manouvre grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: "We Are Getting Weapons From Igbos": Nigerian Army. by DickDastardly(m): 10:18am On May 22, 2016
They just closed the 1st thread and here pops up another.
Well, selling munition is business .... got any link for me? This guys in syria, libya etc will need more munition .... and someone needs to share that market with America, Russia, etc cool cool

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