₦airaland Forum

thanks blue


u r always my favorite

dreamers

u girls still dey dream. chai. una see boys wey dey think of getting dat cheese it is to learn how to play guitar to make a girl smile. well, my next girlfriend might be in luck cuzz i know how to play a guitar.

yes girl. show us some

hmmmm, lol

lol,lmao

i will be going to do one in NJ and Houston. i wont make it to ATL dis year maybe next year shaa.

imagine waking up in d morning and cracking every joint on your bady from neck to hands, fingers, chest, back, legs and toes.

d first thing to drink when u wake up is gatorade. i love it.

lines are for amateurs. i dont use it

enugu state, cool. nice place.

actually, i dont toast girls. it is so old school. i just let 'em come for what dey want. put a smile on a girls face and u r half way to her heart.

@eddy

which part of ibo u from, anambra?

i dont need to be rich to prove ma love for u all i need to do i cut ma wrist and show u d color of ma love. it is like dat of a beautiful red rose.

so im d second man huh. i dont like being d second man so do fast.

u know if your heart was a prison, i will commit a crime eerday to stay locked up in it.

@ toy

come to me baby, i will make u smile again

funny.

@eddy

yeah i actually forgot d chukwu dats y i split the name into 2 and disgraced maself. chai, i don dey forget ma langauge ooo. anyway, onweghi ife n'eme. i still dey

my wife will be from 20 to 23. 24 will be manageable if my dad gives me his blessings. anyway he will. all he wants is a grandson. fathers sef. ibo men and sons i wonder.

@toy

if i cant toast u, i can always make u smile hun

ifeanyi is a very good ibo name actually. many people answer it. "our thing"

and dat is how u will end up in jail

ifeanyi means our thing

19 aint young for a man dat wants to see his grandsons. my dad doesnt think about the age thingy. he said he married ma mum @18 y am i complaining. i just shut up and answer yes sir.

@zionchic

u said my mind. eerthing i wanted to say, u just said it.

about the vocab issue, when i was in naija, i never used big words of course dictionary aint for me, but the minute i came here. i noticed dat doz words we see as big is actually little to dem and i had to blend.

on the accent thingy. dat is actually a problem to me.

i have 3 accents and d worst part is i use d 3 in a sentence. i begin with british(thanks to my friends there), i blend to america and sometimes i end with naija. my proffesor tot it was cool so did most of the students but to me it is not good.

now on d faking thingy, well u cant leave here for 5 years and expect to go back home and speak the same.

i cant say much cuzz zionchic has said it all and y'all should keep an open mind when doing certain things. things aint really what they seem.

my 50 cents.

u have an option but me wey no get option nko. my dad made it clear. its a family thingy. any man born into our family must get married at the age of 25. nothing more but u can go less, like 24 if u want. he even wanted to get me a wife at 19 cuzz of yankee girls. he said he doesnt want me to fall prey.

if u have an option go 28 but as for me. na 25 or am not his son. ibo people sef. anyway its good cuzz u will be responsible instead of wasting ya life. anyway its your choice, your chase.

omo, i don live for port before but dey no show me wetin lagos girls show me.

one day i went to lagos with a friend. he too ma phone(samsung D600) to go and pose for one girl like dat. i was with his 3310. dis fine girl passed me so i ws like whats up shorty? how u doing? d girl looked at me, (i wasnt wearng ma bes dat day. it was a hotel and i came down for fresh air) so she was like hi. can i see call ma phone with yours, me being the innocent boy brought out phone, d kin eye wey she look me dat day, if na death eye, i for don yawa. as if dat aint enuff. we went to d club, d first thing dey look at is your leg to check ya shoes, den your body to check d designer u rocking, den your hand to check yur watch. finally your phone. we did all we did dat day, i went to bed. d girl i was with at the party called me and we went out. me thinking it will be a lil shopping den fun, got surprised when dis girl took me to one mall and what she wanted to buy. i would have been paying debt till my grandsons grow. she took a top, 25,000 naira, 2 jeans, 30,000. one watch 15,000. one six inch heel 29,000. i looked at her, looked at her hand, looked at my wallet, den i finally looked at the salesman. i told him, make sure u package it well for her when she comes out. i turned to her and said sweety i will be in my legedis benz waiting for u, make sure u hurry up. i dont have all day.



port harcourt girls wont finish d next day. dey will give u time to fall den dey will eat u silly. but lagos girls. chai, dey are something else. so because i get good fone and clothes i didnt even buy maself dey concluded am d next to kin in bill gates family.

hmmm, u never try lagos babes. when u try them u go no say PH women dey pity person.

to me age is just a number. i dont really care as far as she aint older dan me by 10 years, am down with it. we get it jiggy.

@toy

holla at me baby, i will make u change your mind in a jiffy and make u get jiggy with it.


@howddy

whats up girl?

@bluenubian

dats gangsta. straight up hood. yeah dey should battle it out. just like d old times. dats how it goes down. like word.

dat is suicide. i will slowly and quietly rewind my steps and get back. body nobi fire wood no mean say man go die.