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is true, what a mistake. i no for talk sef. this my computer works too much. y cant it type only what i said it should type. bill gate i hold u responsible for this error.

@ busta,

oh shiit, u cracked me up big time. like woooord. damn. that shiit is funny.

lol lol lol lol

what looks like ashanti. na lie. tori. the only girl that looks like ashanti is umm ummm, let me see. ,,,,,,,,,, nobody looks like ashanti, kapish.



hey stepper, how did it go?

man, i prefer cloud nine, cloud seven will melt when i reach there. i will cool off well in cloud 8 and rest in cloud nine.

now where the hell are doz fu*kers dat want a piece of me? come on out here u slimy bastards.

@ gem, are u sharing me?

actually, dat guy is my cousin and he is prolly moving to chelsea cuzz the little money they gave him last year, he used it to buy one big land near my mums village to build a mansion. they have started work on it shaa. i wish him luck where ever he goes, is not like he wont get his money both ways.

yes dearie, i agree with eerthing you say. wonder why i always see myself in all your posts, is true i hate it when girls grind on me but baby u can grind on me all u want, i wont mind at all hun.

aiight hun come in to my bed in bed last night

imma kick ya ass girl in bed last night.

hey christino, shout out to u man. u doing a nice job. feeling ya.



yeah, when the saints come, imma be in front matching towards heaven and touching the sky like kanye west. you know whats up man.

this is one funny thread, lmao, damn

i dont know what to say but i dont like it either when girls grind on me. i hate it so much. u wanna dance with me girl, just shake dat ass few steps in front of me. u aint gonna have sensual sex with me to dance. backing dat ass up on me like your ass is glued to my shiit. dance girl not touch my kingdom it aint for you. now back the fu*k off bitch.

bunch of horse shiit

hey girl watch ya mouth cuzz i aint beefing no one. dont get me started.

why did i see this thread late? damn. about time i start letting my steam off, cuzz i got so much hatred and anger buried inside me but i always appear to be aiight and cool. i will be back to curse some fools out right here. like what the fu*k. let me go gear up. about time i give it to this sons of bitches ones and for all.

i didnt actually fall, i flew cuzz i remember being airborn for like 5 secs before landing with my ass. i will never forget that day.




next?

eslynne

thanks girl, i gotta do what i gotta do to protect my sisters and the good ladies out there. someone has to protect the weak you know. thats the way it is. thanks alot.

we all have got some stuff dat has happened to us we can tag as the best thin or doz we can tag as the worst thing.

i think th best thing dat has ever happened to me is my mum introducing me to God.

the worst thing dat has happened to me which aint the worst thing no more cuzz i learnt from it is my ex fu*king girlfriend.


aiight y'all whats the best or worst thing that has ever happened to you. or the best thing you wish should happen to you.

one day, my sister came to me and was like she wanted to go and party with her friend but they want me to come with them. she is 17 and i'm her big bros so i asked her why not go with your girls or even call one of doz guys dat have got respect for you(i choose her male friends for her shaa. she told me too cuzz she knows i know whats up), she said she wanted to go with me cuzz i can protect her better.


we went to the club and she was doing her thang with her friend. when they sat down to drink a lil, i wasnt sitting with them, i was getting ma grind on, this man who is like 45 walks up to both of 'em and started pestering them. my sisters friend looked at the man and said we are 17 so if u dont mind. the foolish man said age doesnt matter, u girls know what matters. my sis gives me a sign so i acted like i am just her guy. i came there and started toasting her friend. the man looked at me and said cant u see am here? i looked at him and was like, are u looking for your daughter cuzz i dont think she is here. then my sister was like, uncle, go to the ladies room she might be there. the man said sluts and my sisters friend gave him the slap of his life.

since den whenever ma sis is approached by a father, she either calls them uncle or daddy.
she has actually kicked one in the nuts cuzz he touched her ass and i finished the job for her. dont ask what i did cuzz u wont wanna know.


its just dat some men think with their di*ks and not their heads which is too bad. anyway na life. if they come call them uncle or daddy if they still insist, look for their nuts or slap them silly.

there is nothing diddy wont see in this life he is in, the devil made u write a book, chai, person done hear stuff so tee my ear has asked for a restraining order against bullshiit. damn

i posted dat joke before

God is with me and fu*k all this shiit this white folks dat got nothing to do with their time are saying. if it aint about gay marriage, its about one sick religious horse shiit. they need to get their heads checked cuzz they are loosing it pretty fast. its just fucking date damit. it aint same stuff as 666 so there aint nothing to fear.


hope u guys know psalm 23 and 91. God's children shouldnt listen to this horse shiit.

couple of millions. like 4 or 5 depending shaa.


by God's grace cuzz i aint got the power. it all depends on HIM.

didnt get a call back in bed last night

badman gone good.

i head the saliva is not strong enuff to carry the virous. thats why u can kiss someone with std without getting the virus.

so i think efani has got a point there.



thats my 50 cents

yoyi girl

@toy

abeg no break person head here ooooo, we also they vex ooooo.


abeg oooo. lol lol lol

@dm

i pretty much think it is cracked not cranked.

its aiight though, na d same english we dey speak.