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i think the 4 of u are great. all of y'all are too superb to be compared. thats cuzz i know all of you.


its kindda difficult to compare y'all.

eve, u fight alot.

what did afeni do now?

spikelord:
A funny but re-cycled joke!

u should have checked the date before saying that it is recycled. this is the original one. the recycled one is the one u read before. this was posted in 2005.

fucking recycled

i dont think she will bury me. nahhhhhh


she went to call the priest so u will confess your sins.


**whispering** remember to tell the priest how many girls u have sexed, how many gave u head and how many kicked your ass. and dont forget to tell him you will be buried after the confession.


**leans back and gets gun**

oya start confessing cuzz am waiting.

bolex:


**aims for diddy's head @ close range***

**bluenubian edges me on ,,, shoot him , let him leave us alone***

no she didnt cuzz she went to shop for your coffin.

so which one do you want. **holding a shovel**

bolex:
yer Blue


we I am always here for you anytime


@ diddy, did I beg you to dance with her

I will kill you soon

***loads his pistol***

You don dey trespass

get way from this thread

**Official order****

**shining his double barrel**

bring it on bolex. i will blow u sky high.

aiight hun, get jiggy with it.

shake it like u just dont care.

2cantango:
You, diddy, is what this world needs more of.

please thank God for creating me.

thanks a lot girls for your support. people always hate even when u do good.

nawa for them.

Afeni:
diddy4dt, good boys don't get chicks. Enjoy being single, my friend.

that is where u are wrong man. we dont get chicks. we get ladies. u know the difference right?

and secondly, i aint looking for chicks cuzz i can get who i want.

3rdly, i am enjoying every minute of being single cuzz am single but no alon or lonely.

i am the happiest guy and i dont need to be in a relationship to be happy.

i know i am spoiling show for u guys but the ladies have feelings and y'all hurt them a lot. i gotta call a spade a spade.

2cantango:
awwww diddy hun, you've posted this all around the forum and still you get no response

I love every word you've written there - a very mature response.

You are one package that is always full of surprises God Bless you hun

thanks for being the first to reply hun.

i appreciate it.

na, this is true love


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13385.0.html

missing the ppl that

read this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13385.0.html

posting this in bed last night


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13385.0.html

there is nothin i wont see here. which one is heavy diddy now.

lol

its ok nowww, havent u said it enough.

Re: Why do boys act weird to their girls after getting what they want

for those that want the full link, this is it https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-3011.32.html#msg372602

this was my reply to the question above.

u just said; why do guys act weird to their girls after getting what dey want?


u answered the question. they have gotten what they want thats why they act weird.

guess u have seen why girls are told to close legs. if he doesnt get it. he will not leave u or treat u badly. u guys think sex in a relationship seals it up well it doesnt

many guys just want sex and please don't get deceived during the first 4 weeks of sex cuzz u think eerthing its going well. nahhhh it aint. he just hasnt gotten enough of u. wait till he gets enough of u and then u will see what will happen. refuse sexing your guy and if he complains, ask him if he loves u or the sex. make him choose one. if he says u and u notice he has changed, just kick his ass out of your apartment and tell him to go fu*k himself. trust me ladies, he aint worth the hair on your pussy. sex shouldnt be the priority in a relationship cuzz it does the opposite of what people think it should do. it spoiles it. u keep your legs closed and any guy that comes, tell him straight up what u want and if he agrees, y'all can date. even if he later brings it up, just tell him to shut the fu*k up or leave before you kick his ass out of earth.


be yourself ladies, even if u have a crush on him. don't give him what he wants or expects from u. he aint worth it. only your husband is worth you .

i got a friend that has been with his girl for 5 years and they never broke up for ones. what do u think is the secret, well let me tell u. they never had sex. not for once. u people might think is impossible but believe me it is possible.
they are getting married this august and i was given an invitation so i will be heading back to naija very soon.
sex is not important in a relationship. it is the love and care you have for each other that is important.


don't say but if i don't sex him, he will leave me. my girl, go and bring your AK and shoot him out of your house. only u thinking of that should tell u what he wants.

this is what i got to say. hope i helped shaa.

thanks ladies.


you guys can add to the posting, subtract or ask me questions about the postings. or comment on it

GUNNER:
like your lyrics


i don hang my white flag

ok, white flag accepted.

2cantango:
Lmao @diddy's self promotional skills in bed last night

no blame me i am from anambra in bed last night

posting this in bed last night


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-3011.32.html#msg372602

wwtlt u read this reply


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-3011.32.html#msg372602

no i meant this reply


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-3011.32.html#msg372602

eveseh:
i saw it diddy u are funny ,lol wahaha he he

lol

eveseh:
shut up,i need some sugar from diddy

please don't tell 2c to shut up. she is too nice to be told to shut up. lol


y'all should check my reply on this topic.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-3011.32.html#msg372602


its on the second page.

eslynera:
good diddy, that's good _*claps*
now i'll dance like u!!!

thanks hun, oh thank you so much **bows**


now get jiggy with it.

shake that boothy
twist am, shake am, snake am no break am

lets gooooooo

dance n dance till i say stop.

2cantango:
awwww sorry Eve, I forgot to leave some sugar for you

Call me greedy - it ain't a crime

lol, u got me rolling there.

2cantango:
diddy you could turn a girl into a sugar addict

lol, yes ooo. i like seeing the ladies happy. they deserve it.

eveseh:
so u are leaving me behind abi diddy
i also said good thing about you

hey hun, dont cry i no see am sef. come get some sugar hun, **stretching hands**

GUNNER:
heavy diddy

i be thief, ole i don carry am go

u no wetin happen when u thief finish

when u hear bring tire, your eyes com clear, thief ole carry am go
thief my word, thief my phrase, only u, u no dey fear. thief ole carry am go.