₦airaland Forum

blacknbold:
Diddy, i want to ask you a question, what if you get Hot

well, u can take the risk but i hope u start blaming 5mins for your woes later. i am only telling u the best way to earn your respect from your guy. if u get Hot, take it to the bathroom and do what has to be done or u go ahead and give it to him and after sometime when he stops calling you baby, just remember that day u were Hot.

tolutope:
don't be too happy, people like diddy4dt will soon b up your ass, when u drop a wrong 1

i only drop one when it is needed.

LadyB:
wise talk @diddy

thanks a lot.

@ afeni

leave him, he doesnt know the kind of fire he is touching.

chinani:
Abia State. Are you familiar with the area?

**kneeling down**

thank you God.


i lived in Aba most of the time then a lil bit in port and lagos.

but Aba na my home base girl. damn.

tot i never gonna find someone from there.


hey girl if u wanna chat a lil bit of nairaland, just hit me up. diddy4dt@yahoo.com


i knew that face was unique with a particular kind of people from the east but i just wanted to make sure.

chinani:
Ndo. I'm sorry to hear that Diddy4dt! What a shame! And "it wasn't serious"? Well you will meet the right someone & it'll be worth the wait.

thanks hun, i am going to take my time till i find her.

some people just dont deserve to be treated nicely cuzz u will never satisfy them no matter what.







if u dont mind my asking hun, which part of east naija are u from cuzz u r ibo?

ok nike, answer her.

maybe next time

baby i cant. not yet.

nike4luv:
me me! pick me! *runs to the front* u are gon show us your pict rite??

lol, ok i am going to show it and take it off in 5mins.

but i will put the one i got clothes on. i dont want no one getting wet yet.

so who wants to see me.

you are really cute.

nice picsssss.

nike4luv:
considering the profs i seen,

mr lawng
Dojo
Diddy
this opeyemi guy [not opeyemi 2 o]

**stretching his hands**

oh come get some of my sugar . thanks a lot hun.

nike4luv:
since am sooo bored

and there is the picture of a real cutie not eveseh, lol









hey eve abeg no bite me ooooooo, i just dey joke.

mine was when i was 17.

travelled for vacation, heard she is having another affair . it wasnt funny cuzz i kindda bougth a lot of things for her. that was actually my first relationship . i came back. gave all the gifts i bought for her to her best friends and closest friends. told her i will meet her at a party. she came there and i was like did u cheat on me. she said yes but it wasnt serious. **imagine** will another affair be serious i asked. she was smiling a lil bit.
i kissed her and told her goodbye. i was hurting for a month bfor i finally got over her . she tried calling and stuff but i just didnt want her back and i nearly made her kill herself when i went out with her 2 best friends at a time. i gave them what i bought for her right when she was looking at them. i kissed them passionately and left. it hurt her really bad but i didnt care. she crossed the line a long time ago and she cant get back


thats the only relationship i have had and since then, i have sworn not to venture into another one. the pain is too much for me to handle . i hail dozz that go through it alot. thats why i respect women cuzz they go through it like its a plane ride to hawaii.

i gotta think of dating again but it wont be now. i pray i meet someone that will love me as much as i love her.

ok that was so funny. damnnnnnnnnn

oh shit, this is hilarious. u totally cracked me up. damnnnnnnnnn

lol

lol

damnnn

lol

what the fu*k? that is just crazy and funny.

but it is gross

Ciaralover:
, , And Your Point is,

i dont think he has got one

you better say your last prayer, God is my witness

oh i forgot, i dont need no witnesses, **shoots him**bang bang bang



black dawn

please who has heard nas sneeze after that 50's diss, i havent.

that aint your goodside at all.

jk silver:
igbo man with igbo sense

i don see u wey get sense pass monkey. please don't make me laugh. imagine.

has anyone told u that you are one funny cutie. damn am choking here.

yeah its a true funny story.