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The tidings of my heart lingers Curls around my thoughts like a cobra Toxic, scathing, scary, horror, roger me? Contained, I smile. Subtle bended curves How fallacious The last thing I'll do is to cry I mean how can I? When the well is dry. Call me, profess. Let me pretend I believe you The word 'to love' how atrocious! |
Blessing is a 400 level student of theatre arts University of Ibadan. She had to defer her 1st semester exams to be on the show! But she didn't make it into the academy. However there is a glimmer of hope as the organizers of the show say that any one with the highest number of social media veiws and comments gets called back into the academy. Fellow Nigerian students biko help on this one. How to do it.Just go to Mtn project fame west africa. Like her picture. Place a good comment or you can watch her. Opening gala performance on YouTube. Pls like and comment. Thank you Nairalanders. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1142636132445020&id=100000959313126
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Blessing is a 400 level student of theatre arts University of Ibadan. She had to defer her 1st semester exams to be on the show! But she didn't make it into the academy. However there is a glimmer of hope as the organizers of the show say that any one with the highest number of social media veiws and comments gets called back into the academy. Fellow Nigerian students biko help on this one. How to do it.Just go to Mtn project fame west africa. Like her picture. Place a good comment or you can watch her. Opening gala performance on YouTube. Pls like and place comments. Thank you Nairalanders. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1142636132445020&id=100000959313126
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Blessing is a 400 level student of theatre arts University of Ibadan. She had to defer her 1st semester exams to be on the show! But she didn't make it into the academy. However there is a glimmer of hope as the organizers of the show say that any one with the highest number of social media veiws and comments gets called back into the academy. Fellow Nigerian students biko help on this one. How to do it.Just go to Mtn project fame west africa. Like her picture. Place a good comment or you can watch her. Opening gala performance on YouTube. Pls like and place comments. Thank you.Nairalanders. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1142636132445020&id=100000959313126
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Love, they say is a beautiful thing. However sometimes love can cause so much pain. Like when you love someone and its unrecipocated or the one you love takes you for granted. As fun as love is it could also be a torture. Enjoy my short piece on a one sided love. They say that when LOVE happens It would wash every pain and my heart it would gladden I sought, fought and love I finally bought It was magical for a while But it later seemed as though somebody lied This love in which I take pride in makes me cry Nobody gave me the true picture No one told me love was a torture I just want a departure From this feeling that has got me captured I want to be myself again Towards love I am never going to be born again |
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I swallowed the red tablets as I writhe in pain."Titi" my mother called from the kitchen. 'maaaa" were the last words I spoke before the blank out. |
'Pim pim pin, pim pim pin. Titi snapped from her reminiscing as car horns blasted from the back signalling for her to move. She hadn't heard the first two times because the music she was playing was quite loud. She quickly started the car and got moving. Another car pulled up beside her car with a woman at the driver's seat. The woman gave her a Go-To-Hell look as she drove past her. Titi smiled to herself, Lagos frustration, she thought. She arrived at the bar, parked in the lot and advanced towards the bar. She adjusted her knee length straight skirt that had gone up to her mid thighs. She brought out her iPhone from her bag and began calling Mystery man. "The rear, last table on the left." He said. She walked towards the table and Mystery man waved to further identify that he was the one. ' Oh my god!' She thought. Pictures and how deceiving they can be. He looked a whole lot bigger than the pictures she had seen. He was like a combination of five people in one. OK, enough of calling him mystery guy. He sure has a name. Titi had met Kunle on a dating site. There this saying that if the mountain won't come and meeet Mohammed, Mohammed would go and meet the mountain. It was this approach Titi took when she joined the site. She was fed up. Tired of falling in love with the wrong people; married men. Hmm, she remembered Paul. Paul however was a story for another day. Here now was the difficulty of being in her best behavior and overcoming the wahala she had put herself in. Because, fat guys to her was a huge No, No! 'Hello', he said as he rose to his feet to shake hands with her. 'Hi' she replied smiling rather sheepishly. " Woah, pictures can be deceiving you look a lot taller and prettier than the pictures. " She wanted to say,'Thanks you look a whole lot fatter and less sophisticated than the pictures too.' Instead she smiled and said " Thank you. " "So, what would you like to have?"he said as his eyes rummaged her. The waiter brought in the menu and she chose grilled fish and a bottle of Origin while he simply ordered for malt. They got talking. Or better still, he got talking. He began to reel off about his exes and how they all took advantage of him. He talked about how he bought a sports car for a particular lady only to discover she was carrying another man's child. He didn't forget to add how he donated the hospital bill of another lady's sick mother and the same mother could not dissuade her husband when he said there was no way that his daughter was going to marry a Yoruba man. Titi Could have sworn that since the beginning of the date she hadn't uttered more than 20 words. She sat there, fighting sleep with endless yawns. After about one hour thirty minutes of baseless 'yarn', she finally spoke. " I have to go now. " He got the signal and finally asked, "Where is the waiter o, abi how are we going to pay?" The word WE rang in Titi's ear like a midnight alarm. But, she kept her cool, waiting for the next line of action. The waiter came and he paid.She heaved silently knowing that he only didn't understand the English language so well. They got to the car and said bye byes. "I'll call you", he said " Ok." Titi replied rather lamely. She got into her car and waited for him to go first.And then it happened, she saw his car. A latest Range Rover. She smiled and drove off too. She got home and took a quick shower and flung herself to the bed. She tried not to think of how boring, disgusting and time wasting the date had gone. So, she decided to sleep off. She had not slept for more than 15 minutes when she was awakened by a loud sharp noise. |
As Aficans we are special people. I do not mean special in terms of being euphemistic, we are truly special. African parents are generally known to set high moral standards for their children. This is because of the African cultural beliefs and value system which does not give room for brazen decadence. So , in this article, I'll be talking about five things you should never do/say in the presence of your African parents. * Never say that when you get married you'll hire an House help. Some house helps have caused a whole lot of damages to families they've worked for. There have been cases where house helps have sexual relations with the husbands of their bosses or house helps maltreating the children. There was a time when a video went viral of a Ghanian house help who beat her boss' child to a pulp. So, you say you will hire an house help your African parents be like, "My child, no try am o. Some of those people get evil spirits o. They will ruin your house o." * Never say that you will adopt a child/children. Your African parents would be like, " Do you pray to be childless?" Even when you try to explain that the adoption is born out of love for the less privileged African parents especially in laws would consider it a taboo for you to intend bringing a bastard into their son's house. * Never tell your African parents that you are an atheist. Atheist? Before you know what's up, you would have arrived in a deliverance ministry where the minister would be flogging the demons out of you. Your parent, especially your mum would be like, " I fasted 40 days and 40 nights before I had you. How can you now say there is no God. Every foul spirit in you, Holy ghost fire!!! * Never tweak in front of your African parents. I remember coming home on a break and I tried tweaking to Nicki Minaj's Anaconda in front of my mum. I thought she didn't mind until one day she said, Diekola, do you watch porn? Are you addicted to sex? I was too stunned to give a reply. * Never wear a skimpy outfit in front of your African parents. African parents don't like it when you show off your private body parts. They think it makes you look like an LovePeddler. African parents would be like, my dear, charity begins at home, Awon omo alasewo lon WO iru nkan bayi..(This outfit is mostly worn by prostitutes). Lol. I hope you enjoyed the post. Comments are mostly welcome. I'll also appreciate it if you share. Thanks for your time. Love you loads. Kizzes. http://diekola..nl/2016/06/five-things-you-should-never-saydo-in.html?m=1 |
As Aficans we are special people. I do not mean special in terms of being euphemistic, we are truly special. African parents are generally known to set high moral standards for their children. This is because of the African cultural beliefs and value system which does not give room for brazen decadence. So , in this article, I'll be talking about five things you should never do/say in the presence of your African parents. * Never say that when you get married you'll hire an House help. Some house helps have caused a whole lot of damages to families they've worked for. There have been cases where house helps have sexual relations with the husbands of their bosses or house helps maltreating the children. There was a time when a video went viral of a Ghanian house help who beat her boss' child to a pulp. So, you say you will hire an house help your African parents be like, "My child, no try am o. Some of those people get evil spirits o. They will ruin your house o." * Never say that you will adopt a child/children. Your African parents would be like, " Do you pray to be childless?" Even when you try to explain that the adoption is born out of love for the less privileged African parents especially in laws would consider it a taboo for you to intend bringing a bastard into their son's house. * Never tell your African parents that you are an atheist. Atheist? Before you know what's up, you would have arrived in a deliverance ministry where the minister would be flogging the demons out of you. Your parent, especially your mum would be like, " I fasted 40 days and 40 nights before I had you. How can you now say there is no God. Every foul spirit in you, Holy ghost fire!!! * Never tweak in front of your African parents. I remember coming home on a break and I tried tweaking to Nicki Minaj's Anaconda in front of my mum. I thought she didn't mind until one day she said, Diekola, do you watch porn? Are you addicted to sex? I was too stunned to give a reply. * Never wear a skimpy outfit in front of your African parents. African parents don't like it when you show off your private body parts. They think it makes you look like an LovePeddler. African parents would be like, my dear, charity begins at home, Awon omo alasewo lon WO iru nkan bayi..(This outfit is mostly worn by prostitutes). Lol. I hope you enjoyed the post. Comments are mostly welcome. I'll also appreciate it if you share. Thanks for your time. Love you loads. Kizzes. http://diekola..nl/2016/06/five-things-you-should-never-saydo-in.html?m=1 |
http://diekola..com.ng/2016/06/lost_14.html Episode One ****** It was one of those many evenings in Lagos. The moon peeped through the sky like a timid child facing a crowd. Titi nodded to Darey's Asiko Laye as she stayed stuck in the gridlock on third mainland bridge. Vehicles moved in a snail like motion as though some people had conspired to keep people on the road for fun.Young boys ran from vehicle to vehicle selling Gala and Lacasera. Titi checked her wristwatch. The time was just 7:30 so she relaxed. Her meeting with the mystery guy was for 8:30. She had foreknown the traffic so she had close from work early. She checked her review mirror to be sure that everything was in place. Puurfect! She thought as she saw her reflection. The fringe hairstyle she wore clung to her oval face like an Egyptian goddess. A boy ran to the side of the car, "Aunty abeg help me. My mama don run away and the wife wey my papa marry no dey gimme food".Titi smiled to the boy and dipped her hand in her purse to give him money. She combed for change, probably 200 naira but the purse was filled with 1000 naira notes. Alas, she found an hapless 100 naira clinging to the side of the purse. " Take." She said, smiling. The boy took the money, checked what denomination it was and scurried off without saying as much as a 'thank you'. As the boy ran off, he reminded Titi of her life as a university undergraduate. ******** "Adam and Eve, why are you naked? When I am selling Okirika?" "Alaroro no come o, 1 150, some dey buy some dey steal". Titi manoeuvred her way through the crowd as the sellers persuaded buyers to stop at their store. One woman beckoned to Titi," come buy for here, na here, Omotola and Genivieve na here them dey buy. There were quite many people in the market. Each person pushing the other so as to get a good bargain for the fairly used clothes. Titi bent down at the stock of a woman shouting, if you tell my President come, he go tell you ehen ehen ehen. Me sef I no hear word again. 100 naira, cheat me and go. She bent down to look for something to buy. She was on a low cost budget and her aim was to get something appropriate to wear to a party she had been invited to by a friend. In fact she had gone there with the meagre remains of her monthly allowance. She had taken the risk since the friend who invited her had said that each girl was to receive 20 thousand naira each just for attendance The prize had been more than appealing to Titi, a sophomore at the university of Lagos whose monthly pocket money was less than 5 thousand naira. She had made up her mind to go to the party, inspite that examinations were to start in a week's time. She was not in anyway a party freak but the money was the motivation. This was because she was always broke; going from room to room begging for victuals. "Abeg, you get small garri for there? Any chance set sugar sef dey? I for like ask if pure water sef dey but I no just wan disturb you." That was the way she leeched on everyone for survival. She selected three gowns from the stock and dug her hand inside her bag to pay. When she noticed that her bag had been torn by the side. She quickly rummaged her bag for money but alas! The 500 naira in her bag was gone. She fell to the ground with a loud thud, not even getting aware of the scenery she was causing. Soon enough, people gathered around her to see why a beautiful black lady would fall to the ground in tears. She pointed at her torn bag and claimed that she had kept 15 thousand naira there before someone had stolen from her. The crowd took pity on her. People came to drop, 100,200 and 500 notes respectively. At the end of the whole drama, Titi left the scene with a sum of 10 thousand naira. She secretly blessed her robber having brought nothing but good fortune to her. http://diekola..com.ng/2016/06/lost_14.html Have a great day ahead. Feel free to drop comments. Love you loads. Kizzes. |
http://diekola..com.ng/2016/06/lost.html ***** Hello Fam, I promised you adorable folks some steamy hot write-ups at the beginning of this adventure together. Well, here is one of the *many series of mind blowing words you get to feast on. And I definitely hope you enjoy it just as much as I do. This is the epilogue A young man of about thirty, dark, with a slight stoop in his gait, paced the hall way anxiously. He whispers some words of prayers to himself. As he walks, he dabs his sweat stained face with an already soiled handkerchief. There was no sound in the hallway. Except for the hooting of the owls, the chirping of the crickets and the squeaking of the bats emanating from outside the hall. He checked his wristwatch , it was just 2 am into the night. He finally stands beside a long bench. Directly opposite to where a post sign carried the words' Maternity ward'. Meteroically, the ward's door cracked open. An elderly nurse begins to walk towards the man. He jerks from his musing. Apparently disturbed by the nurse's steps in the empty hall. He stands immediately he sees her. "How is she? " He asks looking very worried. "She is fine" she answers. "The child, what is it? " "It's a girl. " "A girl? " "Yes. " She answers. His countenance suddenly changes. Disappointment or crestfallen were apt to describe how he feels. "But, the scan, it says it's a boy. A boy. " he repeats. The nurse does not answer she just smiles. "Ok. I'll be right back. " "Don't take too long. The baby is so beautiful. You could see her now but don't take too long. " "Alright. " he says as he leaves. He leaves, taking slow strides. He suddenly turns back to the hallway. He sees nothing or nobody except the nurse walking back into the theatre. He makes as though to go back, but he does not. Instead he shakes his head and walks towards the door. Gbam! He shuts the door behind. http://diekola..com.ng/2016/06/lost.html?m=1
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Agbada is a full leg length or Knee length trouser worn over a big regalia. It is worn mostly by men From the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria. In recent times, there has been a shift of its wearers from men to women. Today, you could bump into a woman looking fab and utterly gorgeous in an agbada regalia. So, the shift of the trend does it represent anything at all? To me, when I see a lady rocking an Agbada, she looks powerful. Yes, like royalty. She looks like the King! Not some wussy beautiful queen that's only seen but not heard. Have you ever seen a woman on agbada looking like hell warmed over? (Me, I never see o) A woman in Agbada represents a liberated woman. Yes, she's symbolises someone liberated in the way she thinks. Someone who doesn't play the second fiddle. She's on the fore of the game. A woman who doesn't leech on men's glory. Or the opinions of the society of her. I mean a woman who has a clean clear mind of her own. Read More; http://diekola..com.ng/2016/06/agbada-is-full-leg-length-or-knee.html#more
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Cutehector:No vex. f***king whatever you are. I'm sorry o. |
Cutehector:God bless you my sister o. Try it first and you wee see the way it looks. |
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Hello Gourmets, The fact that the price of tomatoes has become highly inflated is no longer news. What is news however, is that carrots can be substituted for the almighty tomatoes. (Are you serious) Yes o. As serious as a heart attack. The first time I heard about this was on Facebook page. A girl saying she made carrot stew. So, out of curiosity, I decided to give it a shot. The taste, Divine was the best synonym I could come up with. So, before I go ahead telling you how to prepare this special stew, I'll like to elucidate on the nutrional benefits of carrots. * It prevents cancer * It aids digestion (cos it's a vegetable) *Improves eyesight *Reduces the risk of stroke *Boosts the immune system and Reduces blood pressure among others OK. So, let's get to business. The condiments needed for this amazing stew include; * Cooking oil, preferably vegetable oil. * Diced onions * Blended rodo/pepper * Diced carrots * A sachet of tomatoes puree * Maggi, salt, (Curry ) * Chicken/Fish/ Beef METHOD Heat the veg. Oil for a while, add the diced onion and stir continually till it's well fried. Max 1 minute. The tomato puree comes in next. Stir until it is deeply fried. Add the blended rodo and keep stirring. Add a little water as you stir. Let it fry for a while. Then add the diced carrots and stir well with the sauce in the pot. Add seasoning ie, maggi, salt, ginger, garlic and a little curry. Then add your Fish or Beef or whatever it is you want to garnish it with. Leave for two minutes and your Delicious Carrot stew is ready. It goes well with Rice, Macaroni, Spaghetti, Couscous or Yam. Enjoy. PS: This thread is not in any way about being miserly. It's just about learning how to diversify; being more creative in your cooking and adding colours to what you eat. Culled from Www. diekola..com |
I gat no beef for you cos u are Pomo already. |
Papa Moyo Akin-Ojo and Pastor Seokou Aboderin. |
On the 11th of May 2015, Skuki in collaboration with Calypso and Nairabet stormed U.I with Star artistes like Vector, Lil Kesh, DJ Zeez, Olamide and Soundity presenter VJ Adams. The conert started about 6pm and ended about 10;30 pm. It was held at the John Pope hall of the school. The students left throughly entertained while some headed to the after party at Options 25 Bodija. Pishaun! |
The dressing no really fine like dat . It's jor there ![]() |
On the 11th of may, Olamide( badoo), Vector,Lil kesh, Black Magic and Many more storms University of Ibadan in the Skuki and friends concert. Had d fun of my life. Pishaun! |
I followed my mum to a particular church yesterday only for me to see d pastor delievering membas of hs congregation. cm see as demons dey form levels, they release gbagaun speeches. Pastor dey shout in the name of Jesus demon dey say I will nt go! So, this leds to my question? Can a believer be possessed. |
deb6:Was asking for the type of food u dnt lyk and won't eat |
Mine is custard or cat fish. What's urs? |
DickDastardly:people like u don't even pay tithes. cos u are so broke! |
LuckyLadolce:Really? Sha no forget to add ur heart,liver, tongue and one of ur eyes for dat amount. |
webincomeplus:Now I believe there are still kind hearted Nigerians who wud rather give than sell. I hail o. |
ur not blind, are u?
u people should go and enrol urselves in edible katering o

