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Suspect (the guy with the human head) being burnt...

A post from my community girl's Facebook wall about the killings in my town


Konwi Destiny Tamnyegia with Doosberry Doosberry and 10 others.
On the 26 of October 2016 at exactly 11:50am: a man call Bogialo from #Keegbo #Gborkpara was killed by this boy called Suanu Aa-bie.
This boy is the Suanu and the head on him is Bogialo's head, having observing and investigating the whole issue; its still suffer complexity.
For now the reason behind the killing is to varied and we can't say or talk now.
He was caught and tortured, beaten and burnt, it now know to those who think they can do and undo for free, the Kaani can never and will never run again.
God bless Kaani.

https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=557915594402717&id=100005528435810&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.672594039580715%3Atl_objid.557915594402717%3Athid.100004903756795%3A306061129499414%3A75%3A0%3A1477983599%3A1334030593511481915

G. U Ake.... Go well

Proudly Rivers.
We got the highest share.

Biu means thief in Ogoni language.

Just recently, a 37-year-old sex worker sells daughter, Feranmi Ahmed to one Mr Endurance for N60, 000. The lady identified as Grace Aghomi Onome has been arraigned before an Ebute Metta Magistrate court.

Police prosecutor, Ighodalu Daniel, told the court that the accused committed the offence on Friday, September 30, at Badagry at about 11 pm. The offence according to the prosecutor contravened section 274 and 142 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.

Magistrate Abimbola Awogboro admitted the accused to be bailed with the sum of N50, 000 and a surety in like sum, as the case was adjourned to Monday, November 21, for hearing.

However, Onome pleaded not guilty to the charges.


https://www.naij.com/1018945-poverty-wont-believe-worker-daughter.html

I am finished!


https://www.naij.com/1014273-13-photos-perfectly-describe-nigerian-mothers-get-tattoo.html

Ha!

13. Now you have to go and remove it or don’t come back home

And you really love it.

12. Then you come home to find out she was joking…

Unbelievable, wow!

11. Then you save up and get one

Or you will go missing.

10. Or, plot twist, she says you can get yourself a tattoo if you want one, and you are there like…

I said leave my sight!

9. As you are leaving she asks you to come back

But, but is not fair o.

8. Look at this child….

Leave my sight!

7. Then you stand there trying to explain that your friend Bobby was allowed by his parents

What? Is this child mad?

6. Will you get out of my sight?

Here we go.

5. And this is her reaction….

Don’t just be silly.

4. Then you work up courage and decide to ask for her permission

Wait, are you really stupid?

3. Because you know for sure her response will be this:

Hmm, i pity your generation.

2. Even as you consider the idea, you are asking yourself questions like…..

Getting a tattoo in Nigeria is not common. The prevalent religious and conservative atmosphere makes getting a tattoo kind of a taboo for the average Nigerian.


However, Nigerian youths are slowly getting used to the idea of getting a tattoo. The pictures below describe a Nigerian mothers reaction when you say you want a tattoo:

1. When you are contemplating in your head whether to get a tattoo, but you can just picture your mother in your head like…..

– Aliko Dangote told photojournalist that he has purchased Arsenal

– Dangote has put his his $30m mansion in Abuja for sale to move to the UK

– The billionaire wants to move abroad to be able to watch Arsenal play games

– The Nigerian did not give details of his purchase of the London club

Has Aliko Dangote actually confirmed his purchase of Arsenal football club?

It is no longer a secret that the billionaire is an Arsenal fan and is extremely interested in buying the majority shares of the London club which he has confirmed.

It seems the Nigerian has finally gotten his which after confirming his purchase of the club to photojournalists of Africancradle.com while giving them a tour of his house.

Dangote is reportedly ready to sell his $30m Abuja mansion as he intends moving to the United Kingdom to be closer to his club side.

African Cradle reports: “Mr. Dangote has called this place home for a good twelve years, and he said he is selling the property because he has just completed a new piece of real estate in the United Kingdom, where he is switching to after putting ink to paper on a deal to purchase the london based Arsenal Football Club.

“Mr. Dangote is actually an avid soccer supporter, contrary to many people’s expectations, and he said he was looking forward to watching all the Arsenal matches from the Emirates Stadium after closing the deal.”

Arsenal told his visitors: “I have to be there! I have to be there.”

He added: “Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn’t have in your home.

“I love watching television. I watch a lot of business channels, such as Bloomberg TV, which is my favourite and many others.

“I look forward to the day when Africa will have quality media, which gives us good entertainment, and insightful information into African business trends and those from other parts of the world as well. But yeah, welcome, this is my living room.”

So there you have it Arsenal fans, Aliko Dangote has bought the club?

Do you think he will usher in an era of trophies for the club?


https://www.naij.com/1018793-dangote-reportedly-confirms-arsenal-purchase-giving-tour-abuja-mansion.html

See my own

Drunken Master

Once you finally get food, you lose sense of all of your surroundings. There’s no time to waste. You just want to shove everything in at once.


https://www.naij.com/1017901-11-incredibly-crazy-things-nigerians-hungry-photos.html

Sometimes, all you want is food and snacks cannot do the work.

11. No time to waste

Hunger can make some people eat more than they can handle.

10. When biscuit cannot help your condition

By the time a hungry man attacks the chicken, you’ll be looking for the bones.

9. Eat what is bigger than you

Some people will make sure no single grain of rice is left in the plate. Some would even make use of their tongue.

8. How a hungry Nigerian eats chicken

When the food comes, some Nigerians can eat it standing, walking or squatting. Their environment does not even matter.

7. Scrap every last bit of food

When someone you’re mad at offers you food and it becomes so impossible to stay mad at them.

6. Anywhere, any position is just fine