₦airaland Forum

jmoore:
How many states did Obasanjo win in SW in 1999?

Babablu bulabu.

None
And even in 2003 he only managed to win Ogn state through massive rigging
Yorubas never pretended to vote Obj, na Igbos and Northerners vote am
And he rewarded y'all with appointments and projects , even sold most of the federal government companies to you people
But
Yorubas were not crying upandan, we went to work and paid off in 2015 .
Whenever it suits y'all you cry that Tinubu is taking all projects to the south west, the Yorubas are seeing the roads, railways and bridges and you think they will now vote for one Obi or Atiku?

JoeEeL:
Ewo tun ni Davita, n'tori Olorun?

Me sef wan ask say na real name abi na typo

MEGAWATCH:
I've never seen where this Chief Okoya is angry, he is always smiling in all his pictures.


Is that the real him or pretense?



🥸

But hasn't forgiven his son for fourty years

That should tell you all you need to know about that fake smile.
I believe he initially was faking it but has faked it so much that he now appears to be smiling all the time
No capitalist does that, not even the ones in the clowning business

Odukes:
Obi is a goaaal.
Nigeria get ready for your freedom.

Na Obidients mind I for like dey like this
The kind confusion in their camp right now with the momentum Makinde is having in the campaigns these days
2027 will really be interesting

Caaz:
Married men in the house...

Do you guys go home straight after closing from work or you simply hang around bars,pub or taverns to clear your heads before sneaking home when your family have gone to bed

I know some men go home straight after work rushing to meet and spend time with their families.

To the ones that evade going home after closing from work/businesses,I love to hear why you guys behave like that.

Reminds me when I used to live in Abuja
Cos of Maraba Nyanya traffic, we usually don't go home straight and Abuja has numerous gardens you can hang out till 10pm , by that time , it will take just 30 minutes to get home

jmoore:
Southeast gave most of their votes to Obasanjo, a Yoruba man in 1999 and 2003. Since 1999 till date,

Useless and inconsequential votes as events has shown that anyone can become President without Igbo votes

Namaster:
Very GREEDY woman.

The fish has been selling for around #5-5
5K for MONTHS.

She CANNOT claim IGNORANCE.

And IF she CANNOT two, NOTTHING stops her from buying just 1.

Secondly, shawa is LESS THAN #2K.

All these drama of PRETENDING like she's the one that's SUFFERING the most is RIDICULOUS.

We are in politics season
Didn't Amechi claim he can't afford to buy medicine for his mom thats why she die, this is someone in power for 24 years o

nlfpmod:
What Happens to Cars Abandoned at Airport Parking?

This is a trending video of dusty, long-parked cars in an airport garage with drawings on their surfaces, raising questions about vehicles abandoned by travellers who never return.

Some people park their cars at the airport, travel and never come back💔…I wonder what’ll happen to those cars 🤔 pic.twitter.com/x8VMJbBOWU

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) October 21, 2026

If the owners are not in jail or dead
The cars were deliberately abandoned for insurance to come recover cos the owners can't make payment again
Heard its very common in Dubai

psalmsjob:
I'm not surprised you think so as you must be one of those who think Buhari was a clone

You can male up anything and believe it.

Reno is on nairaland is not news
That this Is his moniker Is
Anyway I be one of your fans sha

psalmsjob:
To God Be The Glory, The Chargé d'affaires of the Embassy of the United Mexican States in Abuja, Mr José Manuel Briseño Flores,

Today In Abuja Delivered The Agrément From The Government of the United Mexican States Accepting Me, Bemigho Reno Omokri, to Serve as Ambassador Extraordinaire and Plenipotentiary of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to the United Mexican States,

With Concurrent Accreditation To The Republic of Guatemala, The Republic of Honduras, and The Republic of Nicaragua, to the Director of Protocol of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, His Excellency, Ambassador Babagana Wakil.

Oga Seun please this deserves to be on front page

So excited you make all nairaland know your moniker abi na one of your monikers 😂😂😂😂

owobokiri:
Within the last 3 years, Segun has defended the 3 major presidential aspirants..., viciously too.

He defended Atiku as a member of his inner circle. He eulogised Obi to no end about 2 years ago. Now he is is the biggest megaphone for Amoda Chicago Chagoury Yekini.

That must be a world record
Segun needs to have atleast 3 mouths on his face.
That way the job of speaking towards different directions will be far more easier.

The highest bidder got his services

[quote author=wwwihy post=140969583]Completed : 13.5-kilometer Apo-Karshi Road in FCT

Na road we go chop?

Yes o.

Wike blast rock to carve out road. That's another way Tinubu is "destroying" Nigeria even though Tinubu will likely not use that road personally o.

If na Otti or Obi did that, we no go hear word.#RenewedHope2.0 pic.twitter.com/mkfwnIGb0v

— Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. (@Onsogbu) October 20, 2026

[/quote]Last last
E come be like say them jazz that road
People in that axis just got a shortcut to town

ManLikeL:
Brothers, What Will You Advise a Brother?

I'm currently confused about my relationship journey.

I haven't really been the type to consider a serious relationship for a while now. It's just been a couple of sex partners here and there. We do it safely and keep things on a superficial level.

Now, recently, there have been demands and questions here and there about starting a family, especially considering that my immediate junior brother is done having children. His lastborn will be three next month, while the lastborn of my family is also done having kids. Her firstborn is already 10 years old.

I seem to be the only odd one out in this regard, even though I'm arguably more financially settled than all of them. Not to brag, please; I'm just trying to paint a clearer picture of the situation.

I clocked 35 in May, and it was as if everyone in the universe agreed to centre their birthday wishes around God providing me with a wife and family. Ever since then, the reminders from my folks have been pretty loud, persistent, and disturbing.

For the first time in years, I decided to seek a proper relationship, unlike my usual superficial flings and sexcapades.

Come to think of it, I can barely go three days without proper sex. This detail should be useful later.

I met this very beautiful babe from my state. She's 27, a first-class graduate (I am too, actually), and I'm naturally attracted to every facet of intelligence, especially communicative and academic intelligence. She has both, and I'm superbly into her.

She can hold a very reasonable conversation without leaving you mentally exhausted. She's become an integral part of my life, and at this point, I think it's safe to say I'm deeply attracted to her and genuinely like her.

Worthy of note is the fact that I've enjoyed a very unusual level of peace with her over the past three months, which is absolutely unlike me.

I get correct anger ish, although I've learnt to manage it well. I'm not a violent person, but I pick offences easily, and most times, I walk away when provocations get too loud. More often than not, my walking away is goodbye. I'm so good at it.

But since meeting this babe, we've not had any ugly disagreements over these past few months. She's very calm, calculated, and receptive. These qualities have made me like her even more.

She has a reasonably good-paying job, but that's not even an issue. I earn well enough to cater for everything, but she's also financially independent. Gifting seems to be her thing, too, as she's spent quite a sum on gifts for me without expecting anything in return. I haven't even matched up to a quarter of what she's spent on gifting though.

For the first time in my life, I agreed to a no-sex-before-marriage relationship because she's a virgin.

I still dey run my games on a low, so this didn't really look like an ish.

Here lies the rub.

Just last week, she said she had a confession to make, and she opened up about being SS. Mind you, I'm AA, so, by the usual norms, this shouldn't be an issue.

But during one of our previous conversations, she had claimed to be AS and asked if I would be comfortable settling down with someone who was SS. I almost freaked out.

I'm sorry, but I've always wanted to have AA kids. With apologies to those affected, I've always believed that if I ever have children, I owe them the best possible chances at life, including heightened intelligence, beauty, and a sound genotype. I believe I have a reasonable degree of control over who complements my genes to bring these qualities to fruition.

I'm honestly very good-looking and intelligent, so why not get someone who possesses these qualities, too?

Call it insipid or vapid, but I could swear that life has already dealt some people heavy blows by limiting their options in their quest for a future partner. Unlike those of us with AA genotypes, who can consider partners across all the common genotypes without the same risk of having children with sickle cell disease, they don't always have that freedom. I wanted my kids to have that freedom and an avalanche of options, too.

So, when she asked me that question, I sincerely freaked out and couldn't hide my disdain.

This, in turn, stopped her from opening up until last week, when she could no longer hide it.

Funnily enough, I already like her to the point where I don't mind if she's SS, BB, or iPhone.

But the fact that she lied is what actually turned out to be my ish. She's been a very straightforward person so far, and this particular issue has upset our fashioned norms.

I proposed that the no-sex-before-marriage agreement should be off if we were going to be together, and she agreed. But now, I'm beginning to think it might look as though I'm trying to take advantage of her at this point.

Brothers, what will you advise a brother?
Am I being unreasonable?
Considering the emotional supports people with SS need, how challenging can it be? What is the possibility that she lives long enough?

All insults, curses, and whatever are welcome.
T for grateful.

Whatever you do DO NOT MARRY HER
Love her and support her however you can but don't marry her
You will just torture yourself if you go ahead cos you will be seeing her going through pain and there's nothing you can do about it

dreamwords:
Imagine your goods and poshe in a self driving truck, na thief go steal am 😂

You are assuming it will be locked with chains and padlocks
By then anti theft measures will include an armed drone escort

FSBoperator:
Try and learn a trade even if it is truck driving.

Even that is not safe in the long run
Self driving trucks is next once we are done with self driving cars

CyynthiaKiss:
Trump has fulfilled almost all he said during campaign..


Even Greenland that was seen impossible is now under his control..

Ayotollah is under six feet today ..

What else is remaining ?

Straight of Hormuz remain closed

All he could do about that is whine that Europeans and Asians are not helping him in a war he has supposedly won

Anigreat:



We make a great deal out of cheating. Honestly, there's nothing there hence I considered open marriage as the best. I can sleep with multiple women and my wife can do the same if she chooses to. Life no suppose hard.

Anybody can claim to be anything on nairaland
But e sure me say na mouth you dey make
Na your type dey commit suicide when their women leave them, fake life all over the internet

ajumma:
*“I belong to everybody, and I belong to nobody.”*
-RIP Gen. Muhammadu Buhari


*"My ambition is not worth a drop of the blood of any Nigerian."*
-Dr. Goodluck E. Jonathan

*"Corruption is itself central to the spread of poverty."*
-RIPP Umaru Musa Yar’Adua

*"If you deceive me once shame on you because I have trusted you once and you have deceived me, if you deceive me twice shame on me because I have learnt my lessons and you have deceive me and if you deceive me for the third time shame on me because am a compound fool."*
-Chief Olusegun Obasanjo

*“Nigeria's problem is not money, but how to spend it.”*
-Gen. Yakubu Gowon


*"I want all Nigerians everywhere in Nigeria to regard one another, not as strangers but as Nigerians with common nationalists irrespective of their tribe or place of origin. From henceforth, no reference to tribe or place of origin will appear in any official document."*
-RIP Gen. JTU Aguiyi-Ironsi

*"We are all Nigerians abd whatever our differences we must remain united."*
-RIPP Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa

*"Our problem is not the absence of resources, but the presence of too many resourceful thieves."*
-RIP Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe

* *“The children of the poor you failed to train will never let your children have peace”*
-RIP Chief Obafemi Awolowo

*"It is our determination that everyone should have absolute liberty to practice his belief according to the dictates of his conscience. The cardinal principle upon which our University is founded is to impart knowledge and learning to men and women of all races without any distinction on the grounds of race, religious, or political beliefs."*
-RIPP Sir Ahmadu Bello

*It is false to say military wrote 1999 constitution*
-Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar

*"When insecurity lasts for more than 24 hours, a government official has a hand in it."*
-RIP Gen. Sani Abacha

*“Unfortunately, the forces gathered against him after the June 12 elections were so formidable that I was convinced that if he became President, he would be quickly eliminated by the same forces who pretended to be his friends."*
-Gen. Ibrahim Babangida

*"The limits of tyranny are prescribed by those who suffer humiliation and injustice."*
-RIP Alhaji Shehu Shagari

*"As long as the neo-colonialists who pretend to be our friends succeed to set one section against another, they will ensure our continued dependence on them."*
-RIP Gen. Muritala Mohammed

This Obj quote isnt original
Man's too dull to come up with such Philosophical thoughts

Toscarel:
The Indian arranged yorubas to beat their fellow yorubas but its igbos that want to take over their land.

Yourubas bear fellow Yoruba but na Igbo dey take panadol for yorubaman headache
Yes , we prefer Chinese and Indians to you lots

fredoooooo:
Mallam . Now you know what power is..
You're not Bigger than the Law ..
Don't overrate yourself too much .
You believe the North will explode in protest if you're arrested. Today the North is going on with their politics.. while you only see your family members..
Mallam , There's a thin line between confidence and arrogance .

He insulted Northern elders and they are paying him back in his own coins by distancing themselves from his predicament

Racoon:
Tinubu will really understand the damage he has caused Nigeria by the time he is out of government.

Na so them talk of Buhari
But today same people praise Buhari over Tinubu
Cos no matter how worse Buhari government was, things were not this bad
If Nigerians really know what we are doing, Tinubu no suppose get second term

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/10/13/shell-set-to-exit-nigerias-gas-distribution-business/

Whatever
Just ask your lackey Seyi Makinde to allow work resume on Shagamu Ibadan gas pipeline project to pipe CNG to Ibadan instead of the current way of trucking it in

SalamRushdie:
So the Abachas no longer liquid enough to fund their own property development?

I'm sure Maryam will be regretting ever saying that even if they lost all their money they won't be as poor as Dongote
....... That's if she ever said so

nlfpmod:
Peller & Jarvis are Pregnant!



https://www.instagram.com/p/DeOe5hNnK_b/?stkn=bWRsYXgzbWdzeXZ4

Definitely na their SM manager write this
Those illiterates can't string a sentence together, they can't write such a beautiful write up

They won't leave Lagos alone
Especially since wike uprooted IPOB from Ph and kpai many of them

But they are still yet to realise Yorubas liberalism died in 2023, they will be shocked in 2027

[quote author= post=140852365]Mr Blogger, is here and observing[/quote]No bad news to report on this one

Na siddon look you dey

Validated:
Nigeria under Tinubu has turned youths into three options:
1. Yahoo-yahoo
2. Prostitution
3. APC thugs/ data bois

Really?
So yahoo
Prostitution and thuggery no dey before Tinubu became President
Stop lying to yourself

Isobug:
Can he speak Yoruba? Because they said as GRV can't speak a clear cut Yoruba it automatically means he's not Yoruba. But I surely Know this one will be fully dubbed a Yoruba even though his father is Lebanese but if he mistakenly declare support for either of Atiku or Obi the story will change overnight.
That's what political and Tri...bal bigotry have done to us

How can a over 40 years old yorubaman that has been living in Lagos most of his life not being able to speak Yoruba?
Shame on him
Clearly he doesn't wanna associate with Yorubas until politics gave him a reality check

NtoAkwaIbom:
Ndahhhh pain dey oooo, I just feel this one

You have a sickle cell daughter, we wey dey outside and just get friends wey be sickle cell know the hell the parents d go through and you come get na twin sickle cell..

Dem grow pass 25
Come be doctor and pharmacist
You feel say you dong suffer and God dong finaly bless you....


Omohhhhh, things d be for this life, sometimes if you no strong reach you fit just begin the reason God wether him d Cary you d play.

May God give the family fortitude to bear d loss, me I no for fit o

We thought my aunt has survived it since she was over 45 only for her to succumb last last

All money spent at UCH gone

Mo matter what ,, folks should try and avoid SC
Love is not enough, once you are aware you aren't compatible, seperate to avoid this kind of touching story
You will see your loved ones suffering and can't do anything about it, that's the highest form of mental torture

CharleyBright:
Whichever way, Gwagwalada is not a decent location to reside in the FCT.

Aside being an outskirt locality, Gwagwalada remains a suburb for rowdy people - more of an Hausa community.

It is not just about the aesthetic of a location or the kind of infrastructures within the locality. It is about the kind of mindset and level of exposure of the people within the locality that determines the standard of the place.
The majority of people living in Gwagwalada have a mentality that wouldn't earn approval rating.
Many people will even prefer Kujr to Gwagwalada.
For many right thinking FCT residents, Gwagwalada is a NO NO.

This your analysis dey one kind

The people you refer to as hausas are mainly Gwaris, the indigenes

Gwagwalada hosts the university of Abuja mini campus and the teaching hospital

If you work around that axis, gwagwalada is the biggest town around that area, I no gree with this your analysis

faceland:
I use to be an avid iTel user until my last phone purchase which was RedMi.

I think my next phone would be RedMi because there is evidence of Chinese government subsidy because the phone is too strong and advanced for the cheap price.

My RedMi falls and I just pick it up without looking and it has never ever freeze or hook.

Same here
My redmi15 get some crazy features I began to feel the phone is too cheap for its Price

AMINDA:
That's the way of the North. A true Northerner's word is his bond. Northerners always pay their debts.

No be if he get money to pay

Taaa

Many northerners owe people and die owing people debts that can never be paid, that's life
I know of the islamic injunction that families pay a decrease persons debt, but that na if the family get money na