₦airaland Forum

Which kain wahala be dis?

Women are now shaming men with having little d1cks nd not lasting long in bed. This has led to many men patronisineg quacks in a bid to grow their d1cks and last longer in bed. Men consume anything that can guarantee this without looking at the contents.

Women's increasing libido should be debated on the floor of the Senate and a law passed banning them from expecting anything more than 2mins and 2 rounds twice in a week. Man shall not live and die by ikpu.

After Atiku, they want to start milking this one immediately. No time. The country is getting harder and people just have to find a way to survive.

Some other people will soon form "Buhari life President Agenda" and use it to milk the goat in Aso rock. Na person dey pay person money na.

Meanwhile, Atiku is holding onto PDP till when he contests again in 2023. Maybe, this time in a wheelchair.

Some other people are asking Osinbajo to join the fray. That one wan survive Abba Kyari first.

El Rufai is in Kaduna plotting his own. Very soon he will go full frontal on those that he deems a threat to his ambition.

Fayemi dey plot hin own. He is being very discreet about it make the thing no burst cause kasala between him and El Rufai on one hand and Buhari and Tinubu on the other.

Fashola too no wan carry last.

Ambode dey dey plan Tinubu and Sanwo.

In all of these, sharp people by the corner go just dey give dem ideas and moral just to help them spend what they have looted so far. Help yourself now and find which side will pay you.

That's why she is bigger than Seyi?

Why are Diane and Omashola not in your list?

Double dating is good for him. Shows he is very democratic and does not discriminate.

Biko let the lynxxx go round.

Malami and his friends, about to cash out. At least, $5m will be paid to the legal team as fees and Malami will get his kickback.

Being in government in Nigeria is the greatest thing that can happen to one.

Living in Bondage without Andy, Merit, Chief Omego and Paulo might not function well well. It'd be like Buhari in za oza room without burantashi.

Make una check am well well. Atink you understand?

Lovely

Who knows how much this barber collect to destroy this fine boy hair.

Meanwhile, Jolomi waiting for the boy to graduate from Harvard before he will show up to announce he is the father.

They will always meet at the top to eat, drink, sleep and fvk one another. It is the poor that become victims of their disagreement. To them, it is business.

When Buhari, the dead cat, call you people lazy now, una go dey para.

Rochas right now...

He is a goat. Was he born a Governor? Did he expect that he would be Governor 10 years ago? Was he the most qualified to be Governor, at the time, if not for Tinubu?

Tinubu gave and Tinubu has taken. Move on and eat your loot or return the money to the taxpayers of Lagos state.

This is a monster. This is why I am a vegetarian. I can't deal.

Batty bwoy

Sue the 1diot!

OK. I have read it. You don't have money to sue and can't necessarily win her. Take it to twitter, let people call her stupid rich asss out. Biiaatch

Ok

This woman!

I was ready to marry her and start a family, at age 11.

He is codedly passing a message to Stephanie Otobo and that big asss actress babe of his.

Apostle calm down. Wire them the money let them draw more tattoos. No be your money.

The Warri guy that Linda FELL pregnant for while commuting from the Island to the Mainland, right now checking if her son has already graduated from Harvard (with Linda paying for everything) so he can come and claim "his" son.


Real Warri mu'fuka!!!!

Now, in order to avoid this kind of tragedy, APC now give jobs to the children of the rich, through the back door.


No need to queue up and die. Just stay in your wealthy and connected father's house, watching TV, and the appointment letter will be delivered by a driver. You can also decide to resume at work or stay at home and get paid salary.

Baba is truly working and a champion of the masses.

Buhari has finally finished us. People now eat rat with so much relish and publish it.

I wonder what abokis are eating in their domain now that those that could afford in the past, can't afford anymore.

His tiny blokos too, should hang in the balance.

When he was eating and cleaning mouth with Buhari, did the Nation report that our food was hanging in Osinbajo's mouth?


Please don't disturb us. Leave matter for LAWMA

I don't know how Rohr has done his but he has quietly made NFF to stay away from him and his team selection. I am sure if he was being influenced, someone like Ịheanachọ would have bought his place into the AFCON squad. Maybe, Dennerby need to learn a thing or two from Rohr about resisting trash.

I am sure the 1diots in NFF sleep with some of these girls and promise them places in the squad and that's why they are piling too much pressure on Dennerby. High time he records those that approach him for such and report them to FIFA.


Nonsense!!!

Aye Dee is a mad and hungry dog, looking for food.

Seun Onigbinde fvk up by accepting that position. Longer throat just destroyed a reputation he built over the years.

Abuja girls.. Small girls with big gods.

Truth is most girls want to cash out fast without working for it, so they look for what they call "destiny helper". That is just another name for a man, married or not, that will fund their expensive lifestyle.


One mumu is asking Regina to hold her husband. Who be that husband? Ned that Regina stole from other people?

You prepare and get to court, only to hear that it rained and the judge did not come, because he was busy or travelled outside jurisdiction. Na lie. The baba dey hin bedroom dey sleep off the rain. Dey do weather for two with his latest 17 year old wife.

Why won't the cases pile up?

So people still think of laundering Bello's image and voting him?

I thought by now, people would be able to tell him to forget his ambition and rest with what he has stolen. Nigerians don't fail to Suprise me sha. Kogi people should not complain if they can't troop out to vote out Bello.

Let the good work continue