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Family / Re: Wife Sends Photo Of Her Drunk Husband Who Slept In The Toilet To Friend by Dillusionist(m): 12:17pm On Oct 14, 2018
cry
Romance / Re: Man Places Curse On His Girlfriend For Dumping Him, Shares Pic Of Them Kissing by Dillusionist(m): 6:51am On Jun 06, 2018
oga,you weren't good for her so she dumped your sorry ass.


oh,he even tagged 18 people to his post,nowonder she left your little larva ass.

curse kor,curse ni.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, can you Go With your Male Friend To A Stripclub by Dillusionist(m): 6:12am On Jun 06, 2018
strip club?cheesy
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:40pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


I never knew being broke, poor and hungry can make someone eat ants mixed with left-over rice and call it protein.


Yet she claimed she can feed me when she feeds on ANT. grin

Nland shaa cheesy
I Will keep reiterating it.


I will feed you and your destiny.

quit being a frustrated babilala on romance section.

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Politics / Re: Icca/umunna Slams Buhari’s Remarks On Ndigbo During The War. by Dillusionist(m): 11:38pm On Jun 05, 2018
buhari is a stupid idiot.

he doesn't know what to say and what not to say as a sitting president.
this is what happens when some people that call themselves sufferiscated muslims,vote a gworo chewing mallam as a president.
Romance / Re: Help Me!! I Think I'm Addicted To This.... Nairalanders by Dillusionist(m): 11:35pm On Jun 05, 2018
sell your phones

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:33pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


She's now claiming sarcasm because I gave her what she gives to people.

When you used my sarcastic comment on sugar mama against me, did you remember how sarcastic I was?

Ant na protein grin People are really suffering in this country.
do I expect any less comment from a mentally derailed lad like you?
honestly,you always wanna get identified with every female moniker that comments and it's quite nuesatting, quit being a jobless call.low,I really don't give a flying fùck about your NL boisterousity and bellicose existence.
keep wasting your old life on NL and be looking for old hags that will offer you stipends.



return to your beggy beggy comments and quit the haste acquaintances.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:21pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Your comment below shows how rich you are grin




Coming from a broke poor lady who wanted to eat a pot of rice filled with ants, and even called it protein.


Smh! You are indeed rich.


Nland be helping poor people claims nonsense grin
ode!!only a stupid fool like yourself won't see the sarcasm behind the comment.

oh,I forgot you suffer from brain tumor,how hazardous it can be.


You really need some form of thoroughly psychological exuberance, sorry,exoneration.

dirty psychopath.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 11:09pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Smart women are now working hard to make it, not to follow men to shoprite.


*Spits* on Liability.
liabilities are always quick to dish out that word so easily.
aren't you the old hungry lad begging for your granny's age mates number in order to abscond from your already diminshed self worth and existence? is that how low a cal.low like you can go?
isn't it better you end your miserable life than to allow your poor family still suffer the lost you created upon them by being the first son with nothing to account for,if not your donstan18 and iamd18 your only greatest achievement.
You whose presence could only bring tempestuous moments to the life of people staying with.

better return to your beggy beggy comments than waste your time trying to be noticed by someone that consider you as an incosequental nonentity.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:58pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Will you shut up!


@Embolden. For you to type that, shows how jobless you are, because men spend on your cheap self.


Now, get d'hell out of my mention. Liability.


*Spit*

what's even wrong with you dullard?
are you this dumb or what?


someone that goes about,begging for his granny's age mates contact to be fed from their left over crumbs is calling someone jobless?
You this irrelevant slowpoke trtying so hard to be noticed this night should consider sourcing for a means of income instead littering romance section with your hungry drive comments.
ode!!and for the last time,I will feed you and feed your hungry destiny.


shove your liability gibberish down your dry dreg throat,you need it more.
Politics / Re: Abia Assembly Passes Anti-Grazing, Genotype, Insertion Of Blood Group Laws by Dillusionist(m): 10:55pm On Jun 05, 2018
Funnicator:
The East are not slaves to the Fulani caliphate.

Wild Wild West should establish grazing routes in Lagos to show their solidarity and unalloyed love for Sai Buhari the man greater than Pa Awolowo and Akintola combined.grin
Why can't you comment without dragging west to your post?
nawa o.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:48pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:

That's what I've longing to see you type for me to be sure you are pained. And I'm now happy.


No man need a lazy broke woman in his life. Get that.


Liability!
what makes you even think I can't feed your hungry ass and shove some little change to your dry smelly assh0le?
are you stupid or trying to be relevant on my mention.

You hungry lad,why not concentrate on begging for some crumbs you get from your grannies than babble on nothing this night.
or are you that attention hungry?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:42pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:

A pussay of a woman of 70 years is tighter that yours, that's why any reasonable man will choose 5mb over you.

Liability.
is that how wide your sisters pussies are?
Nkechi and Njideka?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:31pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


Liability. Don't go and work your ass out, keep looking for men to take you to shoprite.
lazy youth,keep looking for sugar mamas that will clean up your debted ass.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:21pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamD18:


So ladies who men take to shoprite are jobless?


You ladies should start getting sense.
Maybe,when you start attending English classes.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
Caring0:



@shoprite part. Say she wan just flex me nothing more. Not matter of being jobless or not. We take each other out...

okay,not bad.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by Dillusionist(m): 9:57pm On Jun 05, 2018
angry
hmmm,she will take you to shoprite? are you jobless or what
anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.

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Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:51pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:

Marriage ko
mmmm
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:

Marriage to who ?
your gf.
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:44pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:

You wan take me out ?
I mean,untop your marriage ceremony.
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:27pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:

Lol
Don't be confused my little friend
come back home this Xmas lemme drink wine asap.undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Dillusionist(m): 8:26pm On Jun 05, 2018
Kingsley10000:
that's good....if your boyfriend is a soccer fan,invariably you will be temporary single this month because he wouldn't be giving you adequate time for rendezvous and other romantic outing because most guys are engrossed with football.......
well, quite unfortunately for you,he's not a football fan.grin
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:25pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:

I notice you always. Double quote me .
Is your China phone malfunctioning ?
undecided
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:16pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Stop trolling on me cuz truth is, I don't give a fuckbout you
sharap,who cares about your dirty bleeps.undecided
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Stop trolling on me cuz truth is, I don't give a fuckbout you
sharap,who cares about your dirty bleeps.undecided
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:08pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:

Your Papa
let it be your last time.
angry

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Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:06pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Beautiful things don't come easy .. but we got beautiful things without sweat

Thank you Lord .
undecided
Romance / Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by Dillusionist(m): 8:03pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Beautiful things don't come easy .. but we got beautiful things without sweat

Thank you Lord .
chuka chuka,try gather small sense naw.undecided

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Romance / Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Dillusionist(m): 7:56pm On Jun 05, 2018
Kingsley10000:
telemundo,telenovela,televista and Bollywood fan spotted......quite unfortunate,this month gonna be a boring month because your boyfriend owns the remote
quite funny.
those list are for ladies staying with their bfs or visiting.

I don't stay with bf,and I can watch whatever I wanna watch with my electronics.undecided

world cup ni.undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Dillusionist(m): 7:40pm On Jun 05, 2018
undecided

mtcheeeew.
Romance / Re: Happy Nairalanders Having Fun At A House Party. by Dillusionist(m): 12:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
konkonbilo:
I'm highly disappointed at some of the comments am seeing here...first of all,it's not easy organizing something like this when some people have been discouraging others not to attend. Instead of you guys to applaud them for bringing guys together all I see here is "look at kids,ugly and all" and yet you people calling them refuse to go or join the organizers to make it fun. Typical Nigerians, good at criticising others and make no effort to make things better angry undecided
exactly.

the only reasonable comment so far.

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