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Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 7:24pm On Jun 05, 2018
The Fifa World Cup is close by.*



Let me give u a few rules that will preserve the peace




1. The remote control belongs to
me for the whole month.




2. Tell all yo friends not to give
birth or wed or die or wateva
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.




3. You support the teams that i
support.



4. No talking during the
game,wait for half-time or end of
the game.




5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..





6. We can watch Telemundo
provided actors and actresses Are
wearing soccer jerseys and they
are in Russia





7. U dont just pass infront of the
tv if am watching soccer, u better
crawl on the floor.




8. Make sure you don't ask silly
questions such as; is this Chelsea
versus England?



9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.




10. Smile every time EXCEPT when
my team is losing.


11. You don't shout GOAAAALLLL when my team rivals
score

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Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 7:26pm On Jun 05, 2018
fp material....cc lalasticala,nwamaikpe,mynd44,toyne2much
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by ashlyfab78(m): 7:27pm On Jun 05, 2018
12. Don't tell the op food is ready when he's busy watching football

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Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by samyfreshsmooth(m): 7:34pm On Jun 05, 2018
cheesy
that "tell your friends to not wed, give birth, die or whatever" cracked me up cheesy



12) no sex till 12am when all 3 matches plus later highlights must have been played and watched


13) that period will be one of my most weakest point, so no asking for my atm or money for the month cos i might unknowingly send you my life savings while watching the match

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Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 7:36pm On Jun 05, 2018
ashlyfab78:
12. Don't tell the op food is ready when he's busy watching football
unless it's my favorite egusi soup and fufu



trust me,it will go down well especially when my team is triumphing cheesy
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Dillusionist(m): 7:40pm On Jun 05, 2018
undecided

mtcheeeew.
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 7:42pm On Jun 05, 2018
samyfreshsmooth:
cheesy
that "tell your friends to not wed, give birth, die or whatever" cracked me up cheesy



12) no sex till 12am when all 3 matches plus later highlights must have been played and watched


13) that period will one of my weakest point, so no asking for my atm or money for the month cos i might unknowingly send you my life savings while watching the match



baba so glad I cracked you up this night,yes they should postpone their dieing till after world cup,no time for funerals and mourning.....


your 13,better she makes budget of all her monetary requirement for the month on time

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Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 7:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
undecided


mtcheeeew.
telemundo,telenovela,televista and Bollywood fan spotted......quite unfortunate,this month gonna be a boring month because your boyfriend owns the remote
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Dillusionist(m): 7:56pm On Jun 05, 2018
Kingsley10000:
telemundo,telenovela,televista and Bollywood fan spotted......quite unfortunate,this month gonna be a boring month because your boyfriend owns the remote
quite funny.
those list are for ladies staying with their bfs or visiting.

I don't stay with bf,and I can watch whatever I wanna watch with my electronics.undecided

world cup ni.undecided
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Bossontop(m): 7:58pm On Jun 05, 2018
grin
Ayam me.....And i approve of dis list

Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by EniHolar(f): 8:08pm On Jun 05, 2018
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

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Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by chris2face(m): 8:16pm On Jun 05, 2018
EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.
This just made my night i can as well go to bed
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 8:19pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:

quite funny.
those list are for ladies staying with their bfs or visiting.

I don't stay with bf,and I can watch whatever I wanna watch with my electronics.undecided

world cup ni.undecided
that's good....if your boyfriend is a soccer fan,invariably you will be temporary single this month because he wouldn't be giving you adequate time for rendezvous and other romantic outing because most guys are engrossed with football.......
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 8:25pm On Jun 05, 2018
EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.
cheesy grin ......if I prepare my Russian visa for the world cup,won't boredom kill you?
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Dillusionist(m): 8:26pm On Jun 05, 2018
Kingsley10000:
that's good....if your boyfriend is a soccer fan,invariably you will be temporary single this month because he wouldn't be giving you adequate time for rendezvous and other romantic outing because most guys are engrossed with football.......
well, quite unfortunately for you,he's not a football fan.grin
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by IamPlato(m): 8:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
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13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital

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Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by samyfreshsmooth(m): 8:41pm On Jun 05, 2018
EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.


chisos!!!


this one just off me
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 8:46pm On Jun 05, 2018
I would be watching the world cup as well and I would gladly do number 1,4,7,9,10 and 11.


Anyway the list is for those ladies staying with their men.
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by tgmservice: 8:48pm On Jun 05, 2018
u can sneak out of the house to 4uck your other guys when d mumuu op is busy watching ball
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Divay22(f): 8:49pm On Jun 05, 2018
Let's just wash and hang all the pots, since you're watching match..
This's the best time to be cranky grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley1000(m): 9:01pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...


13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital
My brother,you're just looking for flimsy excuses to dumb your girlfriend
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley1000(m): 9:04pm On Jun 05, 2018
tgmservice:
u can sneak out of the house to 4uck your other guys when d mumuu op is busy watching ball
Better for her,anytime she's on heat,she should find means to relieve herself because i wouldnt have time for bleeping
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley1000(m): 9:11pm On Jun 05, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
I would be watching the world cup as well and I would gladly do number 1,4,7,9,10 and 11.


Anyway the list is for those ladies staying with their men.
It's quite rare to see a lady that supports football,'m pretty sure your boo boo will always enjoy your company.you guys can always play the re-match on the couch aftermath the match,if u knw you knw cheesy
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by empire2017(m): 9:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...


13. Dont Talk To Me About Money Throughout This Month

14. You Must Wear The Jersey Of The Team I Support Every Time They Play

15. Any Time I Am Watching Match, no Extra Commentators needed

16. You Must Not Sleep When We Watch The Match Together

17. You Must Not Miss One Match Or Else You Will leave My House

18. Dont You Ever Support Any Other Team I Dont Support Or Else You Will Wake Up In Ikeja General hospital
here rest the case.
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley1000(m): 9:18pm On Jun 05, 2018
Divay22:
Let's just wash and hang all the pots, since you're watching match..
This's the best time to be cranky grin grin cheesy cheesy
It's ur obligation to take care of culinary department in the household,no need to be cranky or upset because you see ur man doing what he enjoys...as a good bae,it's expected from u to support him,feign you enjoying the game even if you weren't .these are the things u tolerate and indurate for the sake of love
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by pheyhi(f): 9:48pm On Jun 05, 2018
i have a few rules of mine
1 if you do not support the Nigerian team abeg no near me
2 if Nigeria dey lose no try near me at all
3 in the hospital no more cartoon network and dove tv, na super sport all the way
4 All my patients must support the winning team :- Nigeria
5 if messi score ehnnnnn

this is all for now
will still add the rest oooooo
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Divay22(f): 9:51pm On Jun 05, 2018
Kingsley1000:
It's ur obligation to take care of culinary department in the household,no need to be cranky or upset because you see ur man doing what he enjoys...as a good bae,it's expected from u to support him,feign you enjoying the game even if you weren't .these are the things u tolerate and indurate for the sake of love
Uncle i don't want to be a good bae that period.
Lemme be cranky in peace.
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley10000: 8:06am On Jun 06, 2018
Divay22:

Uncle i don't want to be a good bae that period.
Lemme be cranky in peace.
also expect such frustration from him when you're enjoying your telemundo or other romantic movies
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by CaptainGOOD: 8:51am On Jun 06, 2018
EniHolar:
Your mates are in Russia, you're busy giving me rules and regulations. Even God didn't give moses 11 commandments.

U are so pretty.
If this u on the pics
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Divay22(f): 9:01am On Jun 06, 2018
Kingsley10000:
also expect such frustration from him when you're enjoying your telemundo or other romantic movies
I'm not gonna complain, but the circle continues cheesy cheesy
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by Kingsley1000(m): 9:07am On Jun 06, 2018
CaptainGOOD:


U are so pretty.
If this u on the pics
Bad boy...you're still a learner though,you don't tell girl you're trying to woo"you're pretty"now chances of you getting her is very slim.SHE HAS BEEN HEARING SCORES OF IT ON DAILY BASIS FROM OTHER GUYS..you need to be unique
Re: Ladies 11 Things To Avoid During 2018World Cup If You're Living With Your Man by CaptainGOOD: 9:14am On Jun 06, 2018
Kingsley1000:
Bad boy...you're still a learner though,you don't tell girl you're trying to woo"you're pretty"now chances of you getting her is very slim.SHE HAS BEEN HEARING SCORES OF IT ON DAILY BASIS FROM OTHER GUYS..you need to be unique

cheesy baddest guy.
I was only appreciating her notting much.
But I can tell u.. U are very right with ur tip. wink

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