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Plea still open

BKsoul2:
I really would love to, but i do not stay alone..... i wish i could do something right now.... please give me till tomorrow to ask someone....I am not sure yet oooo.... but let me talk to him first.

alright. No wahala. I pray there will be goodnews. I'll be patient.

BKsoul2:
i stay around the side you want but i be female... lol...

oh great. Are you willing to accomodate a christian brother? i promise you will not regret this and i will be a very good roomate for the time being. Three weeks max..

Magnoliaa:
And after you finally get a roomie and are working comfortably...

You know how you go run am na, as per online families and thanksgiving offerings and appreciation. We bam for here.

lol. Yeah sure, i'll visit the massive love with proper appreciation.

Sonnobax15:
I just shared your post too....Mods, please let's help a brother man who's in need..

Lalasticlala !!!
Mynd44 !!!

God bless you abundantly my brother. The love is massive. I am so so grateful.

Dear Reader,


Trust this mail meets you well? So this christian brother (oh yeah, that's me ) got a job in lagos and is looking for where to rest my head with someone already living around Iganmu, Ebute-Metta, or Costain axis or just a bit far from the perimeter for a period of 1 month until I get a new apartment.

I am coming all the way from abuja.

Well the duration I would be staying could be lesser than that though, just the max.


Things to note: I no get wahala, I be responsible guy and no issues.


If interested in helping me out, kindly respond or dm as my number is displayed on my profile so we can finalize on the splitting of bills.

You wont regret this, and God bless you as you help a brother in need.


Yours truly,

Dingbang


Modified: I've rented an apartment, thanks guys for your concern and assistance. My gratitude also goes to icecoldveins, seedgreen, bksoul etc for their immense assistance to support. God bless you.

Thank you so much guys for sharing. God will bless yall.

Thanks Hathor5 for sharing.

Magnoliaa:
My head is swelling. I think I am ready to storm and shake up the Nigerian comedy industry. Them Bovi and Basketmouth and Brainjotter and co. got nothing on me, LMAO.

Thanks @ bolded.

You don carry ya sef reach here. No make OP change am for you o.

But, Dingy, you know our engagement keeps this thread on the first page, right? Therefore, more visibility.

So, se kini? Cooperate.

thank you

HopeVictor:
OP.. are you looking for a female or male roommate?

Anyways just heard Bob's new house is around that area sha.

male please.

Acidosis:
Hmmn aunty Magnoliaa you're funny oo. I enjoyed reading your stuff


@op, I've shared your post. All the best

God bless you abundantly bro. You will never lack.

Magnoliaa:
My WhatsApp yaff lazzdent. I cannot haccess it rainow. Let's try something else- ah give you my akant nomba, you send the money and ... deal closed.

You know you should #BelieveWomen ... you can trust me.

oh no.. A troll. I dont like this magnoliaa. There is time for everything, you know. If you aint ready to help, can i look onto other prospects please

Magnoliaa:
You sure?? Abi na your network?

Boya you should find an iroko tree?

ok..why not send a hi to me on whatsapp and i call you

Magnoliaa:
Sero hate sero noi noi wan tu faif tiri fo fo.

You can ring me on at any taim.

number not going.

Magnoliaa:
Why shall a shaid off God lieee?

Shey you don see my conditions sha? You see everything I come with? Plus, the rent ratio. Check am well o.

alright then. Can i have your number please?

Magnoliaa:
You're welcome, deer. I'm a cheerful giver after all. I like to be my brother's keeper, especially when they are in need.

lol for real, i hope you aint joking with sharing apartment. You live alone right?

Magnoliaa:
Chai.

I'm in luck ooo. I soooo happen to be a Costain feminist and an Ebute-Metta SJW. In fact gannn, when my peepettes see me, na Iganmu Mary Wollstonecraft dem dey call me.

I wee like to stay with you, dear.

I be spec, and I get many perks (choi, can your favourite rapper can?!). Bad attitude, laziness, greedy and gluttonous, brokeness, spirit of procrastination, social media addiction, drama queen with baggage... in fact - I'd be an enjoyable company! The best you'll ever have. No kidding.

Sure thang. Imma' hit you up, dīck-bang.

.. Thank you so much Magnolia for helping out. Awaiting your dm.

Dear Reader,


Trust this mail meets you well? So this christian brother (oh yeah, that's me ) got a job in lagos and is looking to share rent with someone already living around Iganmu, Ebute-Metta, or Costain axis or just a bit far from the perimeter for a period of 1 month until I get a new apartment.

Well the duration I would be staying could be lesser than that though, just the max.


Things to note: I no get wahala, I be responsible guy and no issues.


If interested in helping me out, kindly respond or dm as my number is displayed on my profile so we can finalize on the splitting of bills.

You wont regret this, and God bless you as you help a brother in need.


Yours truly,

Dingbang

Chews gum

LegendHero:
What will you do if a male principal propose to one of his students?

What the female soldier did is wrong. A soldier in the NYSC camp has some duties and dating corp members is not one of the job duties.

Love can be found anywhere but they shouldn’t have done that openly and that was a mistake on the guy part.

omo this is the dumbest analogy ever.

If na nigeria now dem go arrest the soldier. Useless country like this.

XullySwt:
Am a graduate of accounting, but i can work anywr with little supervisor Gods willing.

ok. Are you muslim?

They want to chill with the big boiz

When dem dey tell people to stay indoors this christmas, dem no hear word. Now na justiceforfvcksake we dey hear up and down.

Give me the account number

Na your girlfriend give you this gono. Please every man should understand that 99percent of every lady unknowingly has STI.

And why the fvck would your mum come for omugwo?

Homeboiy:
This is to say that polygamy is accepted in Christianity

christianity did not exist in the time of King solomon.

Church don tire person..this is the height of comedy

I tell people that God shows himself when you realize it is not by your strength. He is the lord of the dying minute.


Praise God for this wonderful testimony. For those of yall that look down on people and judge them by their present situation or status yet you claim to be a christian, shame on you.

Yoruba stew, too much pepper dey inside

Imagine uyaiincomparabl going through all of these.