Dear Reader,


Trust this mail meets you well? So this christian brother (oh yeah, that's me ) got a job in lagos and is looking to share rent with someone already living around Iganmu, Ebute-Metta, or Costain axis or just a bit far from the perimeter for a period of 1 month until I get a new apartment.

Well the duration I would be staying could be lesser than that though, just the max.


Things to note: I no get wahala, I be responsible guy and no issues.


If interested in helping me out, kindly respond or dm as my number is displayed on my profile so we can finalize on the splitting of bills.

You wont regret this, and God bless you as you help a brother in need.


Yours truly,

Dingbang

Chai.

I'm in luck ooo. I soooo happen to be a Costain feminist and an Ebute-Metta SJW. In fact gannn, when my peepettes see me, na Iganmu Mary Wollstonecraft dem dey halla.

I wee like to stay with you, dear.

I be spec, and I get many perks (choi, can your favourite rapper can?!). Bad attitude, laziness, greedy and gluttonous, brokeness, spirit of procrastination, social media addiction, drama queen with baggage... in fact - I'd be an enjoyable company! The best you'll ever have. No kidding. We share the rent 70 for you, 30 for me.

Sure thang. Imma' hit you up, dīck-bang.

Magnoliaa:
Chai.

I'm in luck ooo. I soooo happen to be a Costain feminist and an Ebute-Metta SJW. In fact gannn, when my peepettes see me, na Iganmu Mary Wollstonecraft dem dey call me.

I wee like to stay with you, dear.

I be spec, and I get many perks (choi, can your favourite rapper can?!). Bad attitude, laziness, greedy and gluttonous, brokeness, spirit of procrastination, social media addiction, drama queen with baggage... in fact - I'd be an enjoyable company! The best you'll ever have. No kidding.

Sure thang. Imma' hit you up, dīck-bang.

.. Thank you so much Magnolia for helping out. Awaiting your dm.

dingbang:
.. Thank you so much Magnolia for helping out. Awaiting your dm.

You're welcome, deer. I'm a cheerful giver after all. I like to be my brother's keeper, especially when they are in need.

Magnoliaa:


You're welcome, deer. I'm a cheerful giver after all. I like to be my brother's keeper, especially when they are in need.

lol for real, i hope you aint joking with sharing apartment. You live alone right?

dingbang:
lol for real, i hope you aint joking with sharing apartment. You live alone right?

Why shall a shaid off God lieee?

Shey you don see my conditions sha? You see everything I come with? Plus, the rent ratio. Check am well o.

Magnoliaa:


Why shall a shaid off God lieee?

Shey you don see my conditions sha? You see everything I come with? Plus, the rent ratio. Check am well o.

alright then. Can i have your number please?

dingbang:
alright then. Can i have your number please?

Sero hate sero noi noi wan tu faif tiri fo fo.

You can ring me on at any taim.

Magnoliaa:


Sero hate sero noi noi wan tu faif tiri fo fo.

You can ring me on at any taim.

number not going.

dingbang:
number not going.

You sure?? Abi na your network?

Boya you should find an iroko tree?

Magnoliaa:

You sure?? Abi na your network?

Boya you should find an iroko tree?

ok..why not send a hi to me on whatsapp and i call you

dingbang:
ok..why not send a hi to me on whatsapp and i call you

My WhatsApp yaff lazzdent. I cannot haccess it rainow. Let's try something else- ah give you my akant nomba, you send the money and ... deal closed.

You know you should #BelieveWomen ... you can trust me.

Magnoliaa:


My WhatsApp yaff lazzdent. I cannot haccess it rainow. Let's try something else- ah give you my akant nomba, you send the money and ... deal closed.

You know you should #BelieveWomen ... you can trust me.

oh no.. A troll. I dont like this magnoliaa. There is time for everything, you know. If you aint ready to help, can i look onto other prospects please

dingbang:
oh no.. A troll. I dont like this magnol iaa. There is time for everything, you know. If you aint ready to help, can i look onto other prospects please

LMAOOO. I wasn't stopping you from seeing other people? Goodluck in your search for a roomie/flatmate sha. I hope you find someone wey get correct head.

Unkind soul nkor?

Magnoliaa:


LMAOOO. I wasn't stopping you from seeing other people? Goodluck in your search for a roomie/flatmate sha. I hope you find someone wey get correct head.

Hmmn aunty Magnoliaa you're funny oo. I enjoyed reading your stuff


@op, I've shared your post. All the best

Acidosis:
Hmmn aunty Magnoliaa you're funny oo. I enjoyed reading your stuff


@op, I've shared your post. All the best

My head is swelling. I think I am ready to storm and shake up the Nigerian comedy industry. Them Bovi and Basketmouth and Brainjotter and co. got nothing on me, LMAO.

Thanks @ bolded.

HopeVictor:
Unkind soul nkor?

You don carry ya sef reach here. No make OP change am for you o.

But, Dingy, you know our engagement keeps this thread on the first page, right? Therefore, more visibility.

So, se kini? Cooperate.

Acidosis:


Hmmn aunty Magnoliaa you're funny oo. I enjoyed reading your stuff


@op, I've shared your post. All the best

God bless you abundantly bro. You will never lack.

OP.. are you looking for a female or male roommate?

Anyways just heard Bob's new house is around that area sha.

HopeVictor:
OP.. are you looking for a female or male roommate?

Anyways just heard Bob's new house is around that area sha.

male please.

Magnoliaa:
My head is swelling. I think I am ready to storm and shake up the Nigerian comedy industry. Them Bovi and Basketmouth and Brainjotter and co. got nothing on me, LMAO.

Thanks @ bolded.

You don carry ya sef reach here. No make OP change am for you o.

But, Dingy, you know our engagement keeps this thread on the first page, right? Therefore, more visibility.

So, se kini? Cooperate.

thank you

Thank you so much guys for sharing. God will bless yall.

Thanks Hathor5 for sharing.

dingbang:
Thank you so much guys for sharing. God will bless yall.

Thanks Hathor5 for sharing.

I just shared your post too....Mods, please let's help a brother man who's in need..

Lalasticlala !!!
Mynd44 !!!

Sonnobax15:
I just shared your post too....Mods, please let's help a brother man who's in need..

Lalasticlala !!!
Mynd44 !!!

God bless you abundantly my brother. The love is massive. I am so so grateful.

dingbang:
God bless you abundantly my brother. The love is massive. I am so so grateful.

And after you finally get a roomie and are working comfortably...

You know how you go run am na, as per online families and thanksgiving offerings and appreciation. We bam for here.

Magnoliaa:

And after you finally get a roomie and are working comfortably...

You know how you go run am na, as per online families and thanksgiving offerings and appreciation. We bam for here.

lol. Yeah sure, i'll visit the massive love with proper appreciation.

Plea still open

God bless you Amazontopaz for sharing.

Why don't you just find a family member around Lagos to stay with, even if It is far from your new place of work. All you will suffer is just one month. If you are sure you can rent a place of your own within a month and you have cash to do that, then that's your best option.

Consider your safety when relocating to a new environment, we no go hear bad news in Jesus name o.

truthsayer009:
Why don't you just find a family member around Lagos to stay with, even if It is far from your new place of work. All you will suffer is just one month. If you are sure you can rent a place of your own within a month and you have cash to do that, then that's your best option.

Consider your safety when relocating to a new environment, we no go hear bad news in Jesus name o.

just pray you dont find yourself in a distant land.

dingbang:
Dear Reader,


Trust this mail meets you well? So this christian brother (oh yeah, that's me ) got a job in lagos and is looking to share rent with someone already living around Iganmu, Ebute-Metta, or Costain axis or just a bit far from the perimeter for a period of 1 month until I get a new apartment.

Well the duration I would be staying could be lesser than that though, just the max.


Things to note: I no get wahala, I be responsible guy and no issues.


If interested in helping me out, kindly respond or dm as my number is displayed on my profile so we can finalize on the splitting of bills.

You wont regret this, and God bless you as you help a brother in need.


Yours truly,

Dingbang

Chat me up on "zero hate won too nye sis tiri tiri phive sis won"

I fit get something for you.

BlackyOne:


Chat me up on "zero hate won too nye sis tiri tiri phive sis won"

I fit get something for you.

thank you so much, abeg which figure be nye?