₦airaland Forum

Adukey:
eh yah,you go chop fufu?

yes. Where u dey make I come chop

Adukey:
Don't be so angry,sir.

my sister don't mind me.. I never chop this morninv

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Evaberry:
LMAO


*looking for the rats*

na u sabi... Go and drink milk

So this is your resolution for this year.. To be concerned whether females wear pant or not...


Shame on you

Oluwasaeon:
Lol, bros don vex

nna my brother...these small rats can just be silly sometimes...

IamLEGEND1:
Like my comrades above....
My Pullout game is A+

But dem get one Benue ho' like that from katsina-Ala wey just turn up one time like that..... The girl be like winch coz she somehow knew that my engine had not been serviced in a while and I was ready to go....
Na so I dey this girl room, she just walk in from bathroom, dripping wet.
Gbam! She drop towel for ground....
no words. Nothing! and man no get condom for hand...

*To be continued

chaii...

Put to which bed biko? My friend park one side...

Evaberry:
keep going left while others are going right

what are you saying? What concerns my approval of a message with others going left and right? Are you ok this morning?

I approve this...

falconey:


He easy na you wey like money pass me never Rob am?

I dey look for my expendables team.

falconey:


The great banker, my manest man. Abeg you get any 1million naira wey you no Dey use again?

e dey for vault.. Come rob am...

Huee:
Quite a lot. You'll be surprised

ha... Even if the sex is mindblowing .. So not me..

falconey:

Only him can say, no lady would admit to that here.

ma nigga.. Always installing sense into ladies since 1776.

patosky3310:
If only you know the length of my dick. But man cannot live sex alone.

did I ask you for the length of your dick? Since when did performance in bed become associated with length?

Urm.. What were you thinking? You can't expect to have unprotected sex with a girl and think a baby will not suffice... You are so at her mercy.


Well I haven't been in such shoes and I don't intend to be..

nursennenny:
don't always be in a hurry to talk .

what I have written, I have written darling... Its not my problem if you find it offensive

Huee:
Not every lady brings up the brouhaha... at times its the guy who's all eager to be clingy

abeg which guy is eager to be clingy after having sex? Like seriously?

Tahra:
Sabbath was made for man not the other way round.Doctors that go to work on sundays,are they going to hell?

thank you for this...

Stupid people

Huee:
Continue o
Till when a lady does it to you guys.
Then you'll know karma is a b*tch

lmao... Does what exactly... Both of them just had sex.. Clearly its d lady that is expected to ask such question...

Evaberry:
your comments are always different

smiles.. Keep it up.. One day you will fall into the gutter

Its only ladies who ain't lucky with men that preach this sermon

Disneylady:
Can you see that you both are compatible coz you understand each other. You will both make a great couple, I wish you guys conjugal bliss in advance....Ciao!!

abeg give me ur number Jor...fashi all these long English u dey speak...

Helen56:
i am 23 years old, am looking for a friend who resides in port harcourt

hi Helen