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This is laughable

Nma27:
Which sane man will knowly shag this guy Nawaooo I fear men. End time tinz

don't u read? In the night he appears to be like a woman

My own is... When I am in the corridors of power, I will make operations difficult for shell in Nigeria ... Take it or leave..

It's either u break up ...or you continue the Rship.,



Ur choice

Don't ever tell a girl you like her sister

BabaAlaji:
dingbang. I've registered my friend today, and followed d step by step u wrote. and I got it right. I used ur referal ooooo.

oh very well nice one.. Thanks so much. I reqlly appreciate.

Now log in and do a transactiion to see if its working. You can as well recharge your line.

Save enough money for diapers

Look there is absolutely nothing wrong with this gurl... All I see are guys who are too insecure in dating her.


All these talk about her character should cease.


I myself am a culprit. Better to be single than to break someone's heart

Mchew..

Pls call it quits.. You don't even deserve to be in a relationship

This their marriage sha... I pray it would be lively

Biafrareform:
Bros u no Bleep pass me ohhh. But there comes a time in a man life that he has to think

how you know say I no fvck pass you?, you go just dey cap nonsense...

See this human being.. Is it wen I bang her that your eyes will finally open..

When he gives you head

Who is this babe?

JohnmcCain:
Just registered with the referral code.

nice one... Thanks a lot Sir...

Quinn22:
Okay but it's not a big deal saying where you're from on the forum.

you know what some other nairalanders can be capable of... I replied your mail dear

Quinn22:
Just trying to get to know you

you know we can have that discussion privately

helphelp:
Make I faint if Dino own no dey dia

dino melaye no get that kyn money

Nma27:
See d guy thick neck like Python own...

you dey yab the man?

Continue in the bank.. You need time for yourself

alexialin:
A true life story happened to a friend of mine .

An average looking young graduate guy with a great sense of humour woo a pretty working class lady who owns a successful establishment. He succeeded in making her fall head over heels inlove and trust him well enough. He played his cards well , all because he simply wants to hit that spot . That was his aim and quickly move to the next fish. Unknown to him , he made her love him so much, that she told her bestie , this is the best thing ever happening to her for a long while . This guy is so sincere! And she has maped put great plans for her Darling bf and soon to be hubby.

1st package on their honeymoon, she will surprise him with her company documents making him the CEO of her company , cos he doesn't really have a good job and he complains about getting a good job . She was like hey! Why not give him this position. He has shown some traces of worth. And she wants him to be the man in the marriage and at least have some control.

2nd package : Change his wardrobe with exotic natives . He will get to meet the new clothes in his wardrobe at home after One week exquisite honeymoon in Dubai .

All expenses made possible by his fiance . Cause he didn't waste time to propose to her . She gladly accept not knowing all his little financial spendings here and there was only to have sex with her and move on.
Infact that's his life dream , lemme hit that pussyyy and am outta here.

He never knew the other blessings coming his way.

So her bestie, adviced don't give him any hint , pls! And let's see how truly inlove and dedicated he is .
After all the love chats, love phone calls every day every night , cos it's a long distance relationship . She stays in lagos , he stays in anambra .
For four months ,no sex just calls and pings to keep the love alive . Alas he came to Lagos , had only three days to stay cos he needs to report back to his measly job , he had the sexxx he had been craving for . She dropd him off at the airport ,he went back to his base , next day his calls started reducing. And he started making up stories to create a lame breakup.
First lie : He claims his father said Anambra people forbid to marry Imo people and his dad is against the wish in getting married, cos the dad detest Imo women , and he can't go against his dad and he's so sorry he cant go against his dad, crying crocodile tears at the background cos of the chaos our union is causing at home!

She was like wow! But anambra and imo are almost like siblings, what the fucvkk!
For three weeks she tried to make him see reason and also remind him when he said his parents dare not choose for him and now he's saying this ? All he could say was he's sorry its over.

She told her bestie ,and the bestie was like what! babe! Mehn, God saved you o ! Just be thanking God , he didn't continue his pretense to the end . if not ? He would have left you dry at the last minute .. U see why I said u should chill! Mehn! Before making him the head of your company and changing his wardrobe to Yur status .

Lol the guy just shot himself on the foot! Damn!

They both sent a screenshot to the guy about their convo of the plans his babe had for him .. He almost collapsed .


When my friend was narrating it to me, I was like wow!

Are some guys this shallow and duvmb! Spending the little u have all because of sexxx!

He unknowingly rejected his blessings and handed it back to the owner.
With jobs wey scarce full everywhere ?


Please my peeps what will u call this scenario??

I still can't believe this , I simply told my friend , attend Sunday service in church and give Thanksgiving.. God saved you!

who told you he had a measly job? Do you think if he was in need of her cash, he would have opted for the sex alone?


Look anambra boiz are not broke.. Take that to the bank. No matter how tattered an anambra boy looks like, he can feed a family.

One advice to lady in question


Men can't be bought with money

Number 5 made me laugh so hard

E good for dem

Nickizoe:
i never see person wey fear mosquitoes like u eeh

lol malaria na bad thing

Mosquito

Those who got love letters,when you get appointments with federal govt, even shell will bow down for you.. Your salary will be worshipped by those who thought life ends at shell...


Live your dream.

If he is very stupid, how much more stupid you are

Quinn22:
What state are you from?

why do u ask?,

Edum13656:
ain't u going to far sharing ur staff number online? methinks that only the branch code will do.

nope... Not going far.. Like I said.. It's internal use. So use it....

To just slap this blogger dey hungry me