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Rat ate my money and i dont know what to do with it. Any suggestions?





mynd44, lalasticlala

falconey:
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let me do the telling

If its their member, they will commence investigation straight away, but when a police officer murders a civilian, they will deny such happening

falconey:
can the same thing be said for telemundo addiction?

yes

Jagermeister:
Informed to do what? Carry their houses on their heads?

nope, vacate the place. Be reminded that under the land use act, all lands belong to the Government.

Xensity:
Wrong. False deduction. Flawed generalization.

And why is it that most of you guys on NL, especially on this section, are quick to call ladies dumb, or make reference to them, implying how dumb they are or will become, as if you are the ones who are smart? I find it both funny and exasperating.

So, what happens when a guy becomes obsessed with social media apps? Because I know guys who are obsessed with Twitter and Instagram.

oh really, it takes one to know his kind

What the fcvk are you tryna insinuate now?

Greedgod:
if i jam rich gurl see wetin i plan to give am then her papa go fit gime beta job to cater 4 im daughta

urm, i think u will be going home dickless instead of a job...

2SWT:
cos you can't shook it in your ass

If they really use it for facials you would have had enough in your fridge Abi Bae nor need facials too?

lol bae's face is smooth bae needs banana.

I terabyte....

The more a lady is obsessed with social media apps, the dumber she becomes

Airstarkane

Nma27:
Yea.... I know a man that built a massive mansion from his fishing net business in d east.... Money dey these seemingly lil things

we all need to go back to agriculture. Let me even download a video on how to make stock fish sef

2SWT:
lol

Deltans eat it but what do Igbo ladies do with it?
I know they don't eat it

lol they use it to do facials... Why do you think i've not bought cucumber and kept in my fridge

Nma27:
There's money in crayfish business though

dont mind these ladies... People depend on crayfish everyday...


There is also money in stockfish business as well...

I believe they were all informed

Lol is he tryna mean that comedians dont have mind

2SWT:
your banana?

.abi I should sell cucumber I'm sure your Igbo sisters would patronize me

delta girls like cucumber too much... Igbo girls like cars.

nwaanambra1:
well, 1 Thessalonians 5:21 said u should question all things - put it thru the test and hold fast to that which proves to be true!



you see what i said - conflicting verses should be bible's second name!

thou shall not put the Lord your God to the test....it was clear

2SWT:
where in the Bible was it stated that the church shouldn't Wed a pregnant lady? And how does the act mock God?

you misquote me senorita... I was actually condemning the act by which ministers decline wedding a woman who is pregnant.

nwaanambra1:
DUMB COMMENT.

according to bible estimation - cain married at an estimated age of between 48 and 60 and according to the bible again, cain was the first offspring of adam and eve - so are u saying there were others before cain and abel?

now you see how dumb your comment is.

according to the bible.... Dont be lost

nwaanambra1:
!gba! akuko n'egwu mike eje agha!

the regular answer religion always use to explain away many conflicting stories in their fallacious bible stories - "god is great and works in mysterious ways which we should not question'!


while you are at it, also tell us who created the people that Cain got his wife from - since we where told his parents adam and eve where god's first creation - so who created his wife's people or DID HE MARRY HIS SISTER?

please what is the name of the wife of your great grand father?

Onye Isi...

truth12:
IM NOT QUESTIONING GOD OOO , I ONLY NEED SOMEONE TO EXPANTIATE THAT QUESTION.

nobody alive can explain that to u bro. not even the Pope!

The Police will give a press report saying they will investigate into the matter.





Glory be to God.... The same police who killed will investigate their matter... can u now see how silly this country is.




its like me shooting you and saying i will investigate into the matter. lmao! because the truth it, the Police are the culprits.

seunlly:
Coz all them went separately.

lol and married trees? really?

truth12:
EXACTLY, THATS WHAT I GET EVERYTIME.

lol when St Augustine questioned the theory behind the Deity of God, the angel said to him, a bucket cannot consume the entire ocean.



look, stop questioning what has been, you werent born then... rather, question what is....

because God is awesome, his awesomeness cannot be explained, understood or reasoned.

no wonder some people are mad in this forum

dead on arrival... rest in peace op