₦airaland Forum

redcliff:
Actually he has everything to do with it

he totally doesn't! You Nigerians are just too too spiritual..



Weren't you the ones who came out open to declare that the world will end by year 2000?


Even the movie End of days was produced to that belief.


Please cut all these rubbish crap, the activities that will happen at that time, don't even wish to be alive by then.. the only thing that is very sure now is that u will die someday..

Please I wish to pick a form at the seminary

iPrevail:
What else is there to be attracted to? Her face? Fatty Ass? Tsk, I might as well be gay.
Three things get me instantly attracted and in love ... Her shape, the way she walks, and omg! 'em two succulent melons giving a standing ovation. Life is good!

lol u needed to see me trailing a girl one certain tym when she wore a singlet without bra, and her nipples were all poking out like sharp needle it was so so so so perky eh..


Gawd..

The man can break into ur phone and create false messages using ur social media profiles sending it to various men..




Then wait for u to come bak and shove it to your face. It's over!





He also can photoshop a pic of him killing someone and allow u to see it.. u get scared and run away from him. It's over




He can also turn his room into a fetish one by redesigning it including skulls stolen from cadavers, painting the walls red with fowl blood and inviting u over while staging a fake sacrifice so u bump into his room and see him performing some incantations.

Raine80:
People have preferences embrace that notion.

not when it involves breast!

Rayloverscrib:
Shey Lagos State Police Commissioner tweeted that there was no case of any person who was burnt alive?

Naija eeeh, they can lie ba...

Fatai Owoseni no wan lose him job na




The first point of call is his office and he'll be queried if it happens unda his watch hence the denial

2016 range rover na how much?

MrPresident1:
THE BREAKDOWN

There shall be signs in the sun in the moon and in the stars

The Bible is written in such a way that events in heaven, or in the stars, or astrological events and bodies are used to represent the events on earth. As above so below.

Literally speaking, there are numerous signs that are being given off by the sun and the moon and the stars of heaven to show that we are in the time of the end. The incidence of solar flares in the sun has increased. In recent times there have been many signs from the moon, we have become familiar with red moons, black moons, honey moons, super moons etc., the stars are also unrelentingly giving out signs that indeed the saviour is here.

Figuratively speaking, the sun, the moon and the stars all set in the firmament of heaven are the leaders of our world. The leading nations of the world and all their honourable men, their top personalities are the sun, the moon and the stars of the world. They are the illuminated ones who provide direction for the world, they provide and dominate the issues. The signs being given off by these heavenly bodies cannot be missed by the one who is watching.

The most recent sign in heaven has been the presidential election in America where contrary to widespread expectations and prophecies from acclaimed men of God, the one who was not expected to win, the one of whom it is said did all he could, said all he could say to make sure he did not win the elections, won the election in a landslide cum tsunami! Now there are protests everywhere and everyone is bracing up for eventualities. This is a very strong sign of distress in the heavens.

The sun and the moon and the stars are all wondering as to what course the world is heading. Everyone is bracing up and expectant. Literally and figuratively speaking, everyone can see the signs in the sun, in the moon, and in the stars.

wetin concern trump concern the end of days? All these false prophets sef. Mchew

The only verified man of God is Elijah... the rest are just people...




Abraham was verified as Friend of God



Moses, verified as God's Law



And then there were prophets of God




The apostles, we're verified as brothers of God


Some notable men in the bible were privileged to be servants of the most high.



The rest are just God's children.

Raine80:
Not all men. Some prefer the almost flat look.

stop deceiving urself.

46



Some people are so dumb dey cannot add and subtract, d game begins from 50, first commenter was male which turns 48. Do d math from there

importexpert:
ok sire i will not. for reasons like these i have always advocated for NL Psychiatric section so that such post can be moved their with ease

gerrarahia mehn.. u lucky I didn't derail to page 5 with emojis. U will just cry

Next time don't steal ftc in ur own thread!

.

Mchew

[quote author=iamderick post=51189936][/quote]a kitchen shouldn't be as narrow as this! I thought it was a toilet.. Damn.. who constructed this house?

Jesu!

Pinkdiamondz:
Ego is the hardest obstacle in my soon to be healthy relationship. I just need to break him in like new shoes.

instead why don't u feed his ego.

Billyonaire:
Relationships are effortlessly healthy until you give a woman a ring and she cements the union with time and kids. Then you will know the 2nd nature of humans. Even cats and dogs have better relationship than most married couples.Why do you think that married men are the highest patronizers of Runz Girls ?

Bachelors, please enjoy your single-hood.

a very potent advice

Don't gv her noodles, gv her cucumber.

Pinkdiamondz:
Wax is best. Hair growth is slower than shaving.

were dem dey buy dis wax biko

Please someone should tell that girl Dat spirits don't live in d body after death! It's either heaven or hell!

Pls don't go!

tosyne2much:
You forgot to add you're not in any relationship if your girlfriend is very vibrant on multiple social sites such as Palmchat, Badoo, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, whatsapp, mocospace, Nairaland, Naijaloaded, etc


Haba na only you waka come?

mocospace u Don go far Allah..

tosyne2much:
Oga go sit down jawe

sit for where? I block u? Eh



Leme ooo...

Just when I thought Nairaland was becoming less interesting, dis showed up




Merlissa, l love u..