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Food / Re: Can Anyone Help Me Do Cassava Flour . by Dirkcoyt: 5:15pm On Dec 06, 2021
Timekeeper:


Baba how far na.... Long time.. U don leave beer parlor
I’m more active on the group since trolls took over there I barely check in . Thanks for the check up man!
Food / Re: Can Anyone Help Me Do Cassava Flour . by Dirkcoyt: 8:15pm On Nov 29, 2021
wd2454418:
at what quantity do you want, can you state your location and price you can offer. Dm me let's negotiate.
I’m in ibadan but please the most important is it’s not mixed with wheat or flour or anything pure cassava I will know .

Just a decent amount you will be the one to state your quantities and price then I tell you my offer
Food / Can Anyone Help Me Do Cassava Flour . by Dirkcoyt: 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2021
I have gluten allergy, lactose intolerant, and dairy generally this made my food pick! If I’m not eating barilla gluten free spaghetti then I should forget all these Honeywell. I can’t even remember last time I ate bread or drank milk . Now I want to help myself badly .

Who can make me a cassava flour in a decent kg amount . Then I can always bake my bread with this cassava. Please no extortion but will pay decently as the rate applies .
Travel / Re: Lagos Airport "Cracked Pillar": Bi-Courtney Reacts, Calls It An Expansion Joint by Dirkcoyt: 7:24am On Nov 29, 2021
.the problem with Nigerians is half education! Everyone just think they know it when they don’t ! Independent structural engineers have stated on this page countless of times that it’s an expansion joint but some people just want to accept a foolish narrative if it’s a crack! It’s like some people just wants some fool to happen and some people just have this inferior mentality about the local engineers in Nigeria! It’s time for local engineers to start defunding themselves before these type of Nigerians take their job away from them!

We do this half baked education ignorance in every facet of our life! We do it in the medical world ! Do it in architectural world ! Do it in the security world ! Do it in the IT world ! We just want to assume we know when we don’t know cause we think we have some half education! Or saw something on google!

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Health / Re: Does Over Stress Or Not Having Sex For Too Long Cause Erectile Dysfunction? by Dirkcoyt: 9:08pm On Nov 28, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
thanks bro,
But I don't know where to get them,
Can I get them in any pharmacy?

This is it yea you can .
I’m not a representative of the company ooo

Cocoa powder contains high magnesium and potassium that relaxes the blood vessels that helps circulation of blood to your body e.g the dick

Health / Re: Does Over Stress Or Not Having Sex For Too Long Cause Erectile Dysfunction? by Dirkcoyt: 7:58pm On Nov 28, 2021
Get dark chocolate eat few bars then you go get better erection and if you can’t get that cause it’s actually scarce in Nigeria then get pure natural cocoa powder made by oluji cocoa powder take two spoons in a cup drink like it’s a coffee you can drink with cold or warm water naso your cock go hard ooooo! Don’t add sugar or milk to it !

PS it’s very bitter! And if you wan kill an drink or eat it 10-15mins before the sex ahhhh! Or maybe you drink it every 2-3 days then anytime any day you’re ready for action !
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And His Father, Collins Enebeli Celebrate Birthday With Lovely Photos by Dirkcoyt: 9:59am On Nov 26, 2021
Don watch your weight please we love you
Food / Re: My Evening Meal Many Years After Graduation by Dirkcoyt: 9:57am On Nov 26, 2021
Reading the comments on this thread shows we Nigerians deserves our leaders. No empathy nothing! We love to put people down ! We just love negativity !

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Properties / Re: Construction of Block of Flats, Mixed development and more by Dirkcoyt: 12:44pm On Nov 25, 2021
I just have to say WOW

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Dirkcoyt: 11:25am On Nov 18, 2021
Somewhere in Nigeria, I actually know this guy that makes the roofing he’s roofing are always tall cheesy I don’t know why his client never complains

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Family / Re: Single And Be Having Children Outside Wedlock by Dirkcoyt: 3:09pm On Nov 17, 2021
Since marriage is a legal contract why don’t you do it like a contractor and a client percentage ratio.

You see contractors given 25% mobilization fee then when they see how the work goes they add more 25% then certainly the contractor wants to get rest of the money then he push the work further then he gets another 25% etc till it’s balanced then both client and contractor are satisfied without problems. Mostly it’s even the contractor begging the client to pay up that he needs his money that he has invested some funds in the project to keep it afloat .

Now let’s substitute the woman as the contractor and the man as client. As a man you’re trying to get the best value of quality and decent cost valuation from numerous women expecting you to choos them.

Rather than go the conventional way of fall in love and propose straight without letting her having something to lose and she’s having entitled mentality cause she’s seeing herself as she’s doing you a favor regardless of your responsible for her bills and house bills.

So you switch it up by reversing roles. If she’s good character get her pregnant first, do not do any introduction or marriage ! Let her be at your mercy as this time her stock is plummeting worrying about single motherhood. Bring her home or rent an apartment which ever works for you live like couples to make her save face , keep telling her you will meet her parents in due time . (By this time she will be doing all to show to you she’s a worthy wife material as she don’t want to go out again) you enjoy the cooking sex etc she’s commenting into the relationship in hope for a finally meeting with her parent for official marriage . Put in another child on the basis of you will meet her parent after the second child (by this time she’s too scared to leave and worrying who will marry a single mother of 2,she will be hoping you do the needful by putting effort ) after 10 years , meet with her family for introduction! Just introduction not marriage . Then pause again don’t move to next stage . Now this is like an official marriage Dangling in front of her then she wants the marriage after 5years of introduction introduce a prenup to her to sign . This makes her feel you’re finally ready . Then 5 years later do the official marriage that’s a journey of 20years. She has learnt and committed a lot to leave by this time and even if she walks out you got the best value of her early days already so even if she want divorce then the children are already 20 and blackmailing their mom emotional that’s it’s not the best time to divorce she should think about them. If she opt out still prenup cover you! Any which way you’ve had fun. Don’t forget to do the DNA!

The point of all this women treat and disrespect marriage when they do far too little to build it or contribute less to it! They evade easily! Make them also commit in a way and swear themselves out to build it that way it last! Don’t just give them marriage on a platter! I’ve learnt with my recent ordeal !

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy: Cute Abiola Is Not Missing But Under Custody For Breaching Policy by Dirkcoyt: 2:02pm On Nov 17, 2021
Osibajo2023:
oh, thanks. Have you transacted any business with him
No, but what he wrote is all shade of scam. Going to serbia and Romania to work and to earn 600€ grin bro that’s the scam. I’ve fallen victim once to these visa agent. They’re filled with sweet mouth. Go to the Nairaland travel section on your more visa related issues . And you can’t survive those countries on 600€
Politics / Re: Nigerian Navy: Cute Abiola Is Not Missing But Under Custody For Breaching Policy by Dirkcoyt: 1:44pm On Nov 17, 2021
Osibajo2023:
how much will it cost me?
he’s a scam don’t believe him
Business / Re: Mayowa Olukehinde Of Breach Menders Unreachable After Collecting ₦50 Million by Dirkcoyt: 1:01pm On Nov 14, 2021
lumidee2580:


Its quite unfortunate that I'm seeing this face here with this kind of post. He is someone i know from childhood when he was still small. How he turned to this is what I don't know. His dad is a responsible person and mum too. He was not trained this way. He just got married of recent. I will send this post to his dad right away.

This man has been on Nairaland for 7 years and made only 16post so far that’s and average or 2 post per year . I can only pity this guy involve in the mess grin cause this bros seems to be very very strict !
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Dirkcoyt: 11:28am On Nov 14, 2021
michlins:
those dealers usually pay manufacturers to produce in bulk for them and that's how it's done. No one takes the effects of the inflation because they order bulk goods and sell making profits on my funds.


The thing is people do it with not just dealers they do it with the retailers too. How do the retailers they do it with offset the inflation gap?

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Dirkcoyt: 8:23am On Nov 14, 2021
Put yourself in the dealers shoes. The cement business is not even as easy as you think. Today it goes up tomorrow it’s coming down. They’re only struggling with the business too . Some days the loss will be too much the intended profitin future will only balance up and no profit made.

My supplier was lamenting to me then I told him one thing. Look you run a business the people paying ahead are also trying to dump the inflation gap on you to bear the loss. You also need to be smart to dump the loss back at them . Tell your customers you can only hold for 1month , more than that sorry you have to pay more. Why do you intend to pay 3-6 month down without picking it up if not that you’re trying to dump the inflation gap on the not so astute businessman?

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Dirkcoyt: 4:15pm On Nov 08, 2021
EgunMogaji2:


My point still stands.

I’m free to speculate as you’re free to wait for some government magic panel.
Your summary is that you don’t trust this country! Any country that Fashola can find a camera at the lekki toll gate should never be trusted ! The SARS panel what happened to it ? The SARS men where are they now ? If they’re still in the force did the panel really stop anything .

My Oga make we leave Nigeria .

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Properties / Re: Ikoyi Collapsed Building: 15 Floors Was Approved But Owner Built 21 – Agency by Dirkcoyt: 8:33am On Nov 02, 2021
Decency2020:




A riff raff is spotted. Your government job is limited right? Can you see how empty you sound? You rush to nairaland to expose how foolish and stupid you are.


,Mtcheeewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grin I can feel your anger . You see sometimes when I read some Nigerians comments, I just smile cause it’s not their faults they only know what they’re exposed to .
Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Dirkcoyt: 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2021
Adedward:
ok sir, 900*1450 =# 60,000 with 16mm burglaries and tower economy materials sir,

But if it's (thick imported materials)
900*1450= 50,000 with 16mm burglaries with virbir nets thanks
Okay boss

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Properties / Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by Dirkcoyt: 4:25pm On Oct 31, 2021
Adedward:
Gud dey boss in the house, follow us as we starting another 22 pics of casement windows tower economy with 5mm glass and 16mm burglaries grey color
900*1450
1200*1450
900 *1200
600*600
By nairalander here ,going to ibadan, thanks,
Let's us work on ur own too,
Check the pictures below
You didn’t include price ? I’m looking for price with burglary.
Kindly state it



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Romance / Re: If A Guy Doesn't Propose After 2 Years Of Dating, Propose To Him by Dirkcoyt: 2:34pm On Oct 30, 2021
Pataricatering:
you people really need to stop lying - how many men pay for everything in the home without any input from the woman ?
What is your definition of this “any input” like what does these women input ?
Family / Re: What Principle Has Kept You Through Life? by Dirkcoyt: 8:20pm On Oct 28, 2021
All my principles are control the people, grab the power , by any means necessary , be selfish , I first , I only do it my way . Observe , pick your advise but act like I don’t . Be less spiritual in the eyes of the people so you’re overlooked as naive. Never believe any word from the next person. Make a plan and more plans . Never to be unprepared . There is a solution to every problem just find it . Make the people dependable on you so you can control them , don’t let them speculate about you rather tell them what you want them to know about you then that way you control their mind too . Act a fool and act knowledgeable, be a good orator and sway their mind with countless tales to ensnare them. Bully them and love them , be a Mam of your words even if it’s creating pain to your family to make an example , take the calculated risk and make fear inexistent. Never think of death till you’re old. I’ve escaped far worse situation this ones won’t scare me . Tell half truth . Be honest only when it pays you. I only have interest not friends , keep my circle small. Never make your home the mecca of friends , keep them guessing . Be a ghost in your area, greet no one answer no one .

These are my principles .

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Food / Re: The Change In Prices Of Foodstuffs In Nigeria (Pix) by Dirkcoyt: 2:40am On Oct 27, 2021
Lamanii22:




How old are you? Only you health issues? If you're not eating bread, pasta, eggs, bournvita, what are you now eating
I’m not a young guy anyway I’ve just had struggles with these things like anyone who has intolerance it’s not age related .

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Food / Re: The Change In Prices Of Foodstuffs In Nigeria (Pix) by Dirkcoyt: 2:39am On Oct 27, 2021
SimplyFacts:


It works fine for my own body system. I can't say for any other though. You can give it a trial.

If you intend to shed some weight, you can go for Oluji. You know cocoa beverage causes weight loss.

Yeah but I’m using it for my cardiovascular problems (to relax my blood vessels )
Food / Re: The Change In Prices Of Foodstuffs In Nigeria (Pix) by Dirkcoyt: 7:37pm On Oct 26, 2021
SimplyFacts:


For the lactose intolerance, try Coast Milk. I've always avoided milk until I tried it. It's okay for my body system.

Bro are you sure ?

Mine is worse ! I have gluten and lactose and egg intolerance !

I’ve given up on bread,pasta,noodles, eggs, nuts ,malt ,bournvita or beer.

My plan is to buy the Oluji 100% cocoa tea and buy rice milk . Once I eat any like this it will trigger the allergy straight! Heck! I can’t even eat Suya cause of that groundnut the spice it with not even pies at restaurants.

It can be frustrating cause you have money to eat all you can eat but your health won’t let you and people who didn’t work with you benefit from it more than you!

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Food / Re: The Change In Prices Of Foodstuffs In Nigeria (Pix) by Dirkcoyt: 3:14pm On Oct 26, 2021
iLoveYouToo:
I don’t eat pasta and I’m lactose intolerant. Most notably, bread is more expensive, it grew from 900 to 1500 undecided

Or you meant you’re gluten intolerant

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Properties / Re: Can 4 Million Naira Build A House? by Dirkcoyt: 1:01pm On Aug 25, 2021
authority2006:


What type of foundation is that?

Abi ooo for foundation . Omo is either most people commenting don’t know value of the money they call or never smelt that amount before or they haven’t oversee a building project before they just open mouth talk waaaa!

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Properties / Re: Can 4 Million Naira Build A House? by Dirkcoyt: 10:52am On Aug 25, 2021
ojasweb:


The picture does not show the full structure of the house. There's still one big bedroom after that motorcycle. So, am not sure we could adjust the roofing style more.

I actually monitor the project, at least 80%
Okay sir God will finish it congratulations. You’ve tried ! I no just like when some people are trying to rip owners cause they think once you’re building you’re rich which is not true yousef still Dey hustle and.

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Properties / Re: Can 4 Million Naira Build A House? by Dirkcoyt: 10:42am On Aug 25, 2021
ojasweb:
As at the time i got to the stage in the attached picture, i have already spent over 7m, excluding the land cost.
Though this is a bigger project, however am not sure 4M can get you something attractive. Especially with the situation of the economy.
you let yourself made this project cost 7m! That roofing style could have been moderated ! Come on how many casement windows did you even do ? Bro please put your eyes in that project more !

And this house isn’t even a German floor how come 7m except for the roofing took a lot of money bro please put your eyes in that project no make people run you street times are hard

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Properties / Re: Can 4 Million Naira Build A House? by Dirkcoyt: 10:29am On Aug 25, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
why waste such money on roofing ? when you can do the latest trend which is a house with no roof

Thank you my brother ! Many Nigerians do this for just bragging right not according to environment! Why waste 4m on roofing ? At the end the roof will just be tall for nothing with some Gerard sheet! Well this design save cost even if he wants a roof type skillion roofing designs are cost effective nowadays you can find them on those real estate company buildings. We need to do things with economics in this country not everything is for bragging right ! Another thing is this parapet trend! It’s not a must you waste money to buy lot of woods just because you want to do parapet that adds not too much thing to the structural design ! But waste lot of money on wood forming for the parapet yet still fill it up with concrete people need to learn now !

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