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Oga sabinus wey I dey watch daily dude is very funny !

seanwilliam:
U too sabi..

But I will enjoin you to check out sabinus (mrfunny).,

He’s the funniest comedian ever

Stop tribalism abeg ! Which tribe no dey commit crime ? I no be Igbo, but the way una dey take on this tribe is uncalled for! So your tribe , all of una be Saint abi

Algold:
Doing it to chance his life once and for all.
If that substance get to the street, do you know the effect.
Chairman nor Justify the guy greed and foolishness...
Igbos and drugs b like terrorists and Buha3

It's a very huge risk! Not advisable To all! But seriously some are really pushed to the wall and dare it all! Ever ask why some people commit suicide ? U think to die is easy ?

Maobichek:
Drug is not advisable under any guess,if you have used or been using Abj airport, you won't try drug there because you must be caught . I learnt my learn after an attempt to travel with my deodorant, scew driver for my clipper and some other things, even military personnels must submit their guns when they want to use Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport.

Let's say no to drugs and other crimes, thank you.

Okay sir! Jesus younger brother

Pezanix:
U people will always look for a way to defend a crime
Omoh de sapa hold all of us oo but we decide take self discipline not to commit crime

I'm not supporting crime ! Read again! All I'm saying is wether small or big, we are l culpable of one offence or the other ! Nobody be Saint

kingthreat:
But you should never make a statement to support drug trafficking. Drug trafficking is as good as murder.

2.7B naira? Omo Na man u be o! It's funny how we will divert the thread to tribalism! But truth be told, if you've been in an extreme hardship, if better Sapa don hold u for work, to take risk will be the least on your mind! A crime is a crime no doubt, but what if the man was doing it just to change his life once and for all? Unfortunately he was caught, some people u idolized today have done worst things in life, today they are your mentor! Never laugh at a drowning man! Some of u are even stealing at work place, some are stealing from their spouses, some are increasing commodity prices at will! Pastors selling anointing oil, all hustle ba hustle ! In the end Na who they catch we dey laugh at! All of us are sinners abeg

All these kids having indiscriminate sex everywhere ! If u can't raise a child, then stop knacking raw! Thank God the baby was found alive, pastor would have been cooling off at DSS office now for attempting to bury a child on the altar! Many people are roasting in Nigeria prison for what they know nothing about ! Congratulations to the pastor of the church o! The story would have been different if the baby was found dead

This man made our childhood extremely interesting with his comic reliefs! Baba is effortlessly funny, I think he's one of the pioneers of comedy movies in Yoruba movies! These days the so called comedians are just too wack with very little substances! we just force ourselves to laugh! I think we need him now than ever with the level of hardship going on in present day Nigeria, I respect people watching horror movies these days, after slugging it out with SARS, have a heated argument with LASTMA and exchanging blows with conductors all day, u still get home and watch squid games ? Una dey try o! Those days we will gather round the TV to watch what will softened our mind and take away stress! It's just unfortunate these legends don't have much to show for their efforts, Nollywood is only profitable to fine young ladies, and they keep telling us they act the same movies, this man would have feature in more than 200 movies if not more, but an upcoming slay Queen actress will buy a house in Lekki after one flashy appearance, and if we talk, they say we are disrespecting their hustle ! Anyways Rest easy Adimeru Baba Suwe, Oko Moladun kenke lewu, chief Atuwe of Africa ! Your name will shall always be in history book! You've played your part!

He had a diploma in 1969, Baba later had masters degree in UK in 2021! I don't understand o! By the way dude will be 77 in 2023! If we contested and win the election, he will be 81 at the expiration of his first tenure ! Who curse Africa sef

As much as I always dismiss all these ,just like other commenters, but then different reportage from different people and different locations can't be all wrong! She can't be mentally unstable and walking unclad all day without one person giving her a wrapper to cover her unclothedness ! The earlier we stop being westernised and believe all these stuffs still happening in Africa the better ! I have goosebumps by just staring at her pictures ! She sure pose like a bird lol

Shut up! Hatred will consume u eventually

Karlovych:
Aphonjers have abandoned him like they did to Abiola in the 90s, they'll rather follow the cocaine addict that his drugs are destroying their youths by turning them to owomida hoodlums and prostitutes.

Validated:
You opinion does not count. You only have voice on NL

Melbourne is 9 hours ahead of SA, coming down to SA is about 17 hours and going to Nigeria is about 23hrs! SA is my second home, it's closer to base! I have access to all the African food there ! From your mohodu to Nigeria legendary egusi soup lol! Australia is a secure nation and u must visit one day! I'll definitely notify u when I'm in SA, hopefully we can revolt against another lockdown ! I've missed the Durban beach ! I miss UShaka marine ! I've missed the Durban Botanical Garden! I must confess, God really blessed your country

TMKsouth:
Wow! Isn't Australia miles ahead of SA? Melbourne is constantly ranked one of the top 3 most livable cities in the world. I can't imagine swapping that for a holiday in Durbs (as cool as it is) - or u missing your African people?

Word on the streets is that people are gonna defy any lockdown - like is happening in Europe and their riots at the moment.

The truth is high unemployment rate ain't entirely migrants faults! Most of these migrants, of course aside the criminals selling drugs in your country has skill that takes year for them to master ! South Africa is purely a capitalist nation and capitalist are always looking for ways to extort workers, hence they always go for cheaper labours, the earlier the citizen jettisoned the idea that they have to be employed and get paid on salary before they can feed the family the better , you will agree with me that most of your youths ain't ready to learn a skill, go round Joburg , all the mechanic workshops, panel beating workshops, furniture workshops, spray painting workshops are owns by foreign migrants, these set of people are part of the migrants u constantly asked to move out of your country and if u ask me, they've never taken anyone's job, perhaps their presence should have been an advantage for the youths who can go to school to rather learn from them , but instead they prefer to work for a company and earn salary! How many youths are ready to learn trade and how many of them can start up and SME if given the fund? Why must everyone wait for the government to create a non existing job ? There was an empty plot of land somewhere in Jules , the empty plot was turned into a refuse dumping site for many years! A friend bought that space because it's by the road, evacuate the rubbish, and set up a car shops there ! Sadly his shop was razed during xenophobic attack, tell me what wrong did he do? A friend owns a college in Pretoria, employed 70%0 South African , do u know that almost half of the staff won't come to work the next Monday after month end payment because a lot would have been drunk over the weekend, he decided to employ more Zimbabwean teachers that he could control, I'm not gonna talk bad about SA, I'm only giving u some instances based on personal assesment, as much as we are channeling our energy towards illegal immigrants, let's also try to educate and orientate the youth to be more proactive, let them think about what they can do with their hands and brain, let the youth learn how to trade, there's nothing bad having the youth learning a skill, I have a friend that's a partner with MultiChoice, he's been trying to teach many youth how to fix DSTV and how to install other satellite, they only come for a few days and won't be seen again! We can't keep blaming everyone else without looking at our own shortcomings

IronGalaxy:
Nobody insinuated economic migration was a sin but you really have to look at the context here, South Africa is not exactly the US or Germany here, we have our own poor people here and we are still a developing country too and have a high unemployment rate, borders are porous and you have a high influx of low-migrants coming to wrestle those scarce resources with our own poor and low skilled people, No country can tolerate that, not even Nigeria when those Mozambicans you mentioned take those trans-national truck they do so by accepting a fraction of the wage paid to South Africans, therefore, putting those South Africans who are need of those of jobs out of work. South Africans must come first! You simply cannot compare having MTN or DSTV operating in Nigeria with the influx of low-skilled immigrants burdening our system. MTN, DSTV, etc create jobs in Nigeria , we also have foreign companies here like Adidas, Burger King, Wallmart, etc they create employment for our people too, nobody fights them because we know their places,it's globalization.

You're as confused as anything lol! Biafrarep indeed! Today no referendum,no election, tomorrow no MNK no Anambra poll, next tomrrow we want Igbo president , u want your brother to rule the zoo? U think APC or PDP will give easterner a ticket? Just relax and watch, you're learning politics 411! When you graduate, then you'll be considered for a post! For now, Igbos are not ready ! Eve though I wish we can have an Igbo president in 2023, not because of your chest beating, but for the spirit of fairness and equality

Biafrarep:
When we told Tinubu urchins here that their god will not smell that seat, they thought we were joking.

Something we saw since two years ago is what they're now coming to terms with

APC has already given their ticket to Orji Kalu, all those closed door meetings was just negotiations going on.

Awo was used and dumped!
MKO was used and dumped!
Tinubu has been used and about to be dumped too!!

When will these people get sense

We are definitely watching and enjoying your post! I'm sure from many comments, u can see you've won many hearts and gradually becoming one of the favorites Nairalander! I'm definitely coming to Durban did Xmas vacation! I've missed the vibes, I just pray the country won't be on lockdown as being speculated for Xmas holiday ! Sending love from Melbourne Australia

TMKsouth:
Definitely, people have been watching with dismay the disintegration happening in the Joburg CBD. An administration that can't even manage the basics like picking up trash is not worthy of governing. The ANC must accept its role in the opposition benches for the next 5 years and/or more - people are fed up. Imagine allowing an important city such as Joburg to rot.

Stay tuned to my channel for updates on how she's doing ok - thanks again for the support and morale booster

They coexist with people who doesn't have your mindsets,until your likes instigate! The earlier u know that economic migration is not a sin the better ! Migration is as old as mankind ! Your country men owns 128 companies in Nigeria alone! South Africa brewery is in top ten brewery companies here ! Shoprite in SA is a shop, in Nigeria ,it's a mall that bring along other brothers outlet,like spar,jet, etc thereby crippling the street vendors, but everyone let it be because competition is allowed here! You have your Protea hotels scattered around the countries , our locally owned hotels ain't fighting them, prior to SA airline having an issue, Joburg to Lagos route is like an hot cake, we haven't heard of Nigerian owners of airline complaining ! The number of active subscribes on MTN is close to 70m people , I guess that's even more than the entire population of SA, DSTV has its monopoly here and always frustrate local competitors, having subscribers of over 55m households, nobody is crying ! But if a Zimbabwean is driving an Uber in your country ,you have an issue with that ! If a Mozambican is driving a trans national truck, it's a problem to u, if a Nigerian own a car shop, u wanna burn it down by instigating others ! If a Somalian own a spaza shop, he has taken your job! It's really funny how u think you can blame other people for your shortfalls

IronGalaxy:
You are narrowing all this to "hate" right? How simple. You are conveniently forgetting the fact that these people mostly coexist peacefully with South Africans esp in townships, for many decades actually.

Sadly u only have one vote

Davash222:
Tinubu should stop wasting his time. He can never be President of Nigeria.

They can make him President NURTW south west zone, if he's so desperate of becoming a President.

Yes you're right! Some comments are insensitive, this is a faceless forum, hence anybody can type BS! But I don't know about who started it! But it's a known fact that the 2 countries never get along logically ! But your hate us actually not limited to Nigerians alone, you hate Zimbabwean, u don't like Mozambican, u have an issue with Malawian, the Somalian are not your friends! I short you never hidden your hatred to all black nationals because to you ,you felt they are enjoying what black South Africans should be enjoying alone in your country ! Truth be told, posterity never forgive or forget ! You might find yourself in an African country one day and need a fellow black man for surviving ! Or perhaps u don't even know where your kids will travel to in the future ! Stop spreading hate! You're very popular on this platform on a very negative perceptions

IronGalaxy:
100% BS. other South Africans on this forum never start shit, we are always responding to your shit and snide comments, from your your trolls>You can't talk BS about South Africans and expect us to be quiet. hate begets hate. watch even this thread degenerate because of your people

The death of the last 2 mayors are highly controversial! DA is a party full of technocrats, even though most black community are still skeptical about them because of the white presence! Hopefully they can guild her right and protect the beautiful FLOWER ! Joburg is in a mess right now ! The last time I visited, I saw how the CBD has been messed up by black traders, majorly immigrants! Yeovile and Hillbrow is getting more daring with crimes and disobedience plus getting dirtier daily ! Mpho job is not to be envy at all! The young lady is face with huge task ahead ! I pray God gives her the strength! Viva DA, Viva Mpho lol

TMKsouth:
Beautiful places that you mentioned

There will definitely be a fightback from the crooks who have rundown Joburg over the last few years, just as they're fighting back against President Ramaphosa's corruption cleanup - the July riots and insurrection being a case in point.

She will have to be stealthy, as you said Joburg is no child's play. But she has a competent party behind her and let's just pray the coalition doesn't fall apart midway again like it did when Herman Mashaba was mayor.

Mfethu! We can't pretend like don't know there's hostilities between the two countries! You can't have 90% of your comments insulting and abusing other black nation and expect a warm hug from them ! In your earlier comment, u wished it was Action Alliance that won the mayor position, you and I know it was because of the political gimmick of Herman Mashaba promising to chase black immigrant and give their stores to indigenes, since he said the economy of the township should be run by the locals as if anyone asked them not to open a spaza shop! If you wanna know we ain't hostile to Africans, create a new moniker, pretend to come from Zambia, Kenya , Mozambique, then post about what's going on in those countries, u will see the genuine love! Like I said, 90 percent of your comments are against black Africans , u just can't hide the hate

IronGalaxy:
This comment is factual. Every south African thread goes the same route.

This comment is unnecessary, you're far guilty of the same offence! You've never hidden your hate towards other black nationals! We do read n monitor your comments

IronGalaxy:
It's pretty common, as soon as people see "South Africa" on the title they go bananas like chimps. Just wait for "if it wasn't for the white man" coons

I honestly used to be your number one antagonist here, perhaps due to the stereotyping some us who's been to SA had about our black SA brothers! I thought your presence here on NL was to constantly look for negative news to spread around in your country , but having following most of your post, I realised you're one of the most unbiased member in term of analysis and handling of trolls! You post both good news and at times not so good news about South Africa and South African here, unlike most of your trolls that know nothing aside ethnic bigotry filled comments!; You knowledge and doggesness in handling most trolls also implies you have a iron ball! Kudos Mr TMKsouth! Congratulations to Mpho, I pray God give her the wisdom and strength to paddle the canoe! Being a Joburg mayor is one of the hardest job in SA, the city is the most diversified in Africa ,no match at all! I also pray for protection over her life because the city is run by the Mafians! She will definitely step on a few toes! I miss Joburg though ! From life in Royal park, to Monte casino ,to Emperors palace! And if course to the Nelson Mandela square in Sandton where those statues Mpho took pictures with are ! God bless black nation ! We will rise one day

TMKsouth:
Nigerian content is all over DSTV so you're talking donkey manure.

Why do u have to describe your neighbours as "small" Explains why you're threatened by SA and its presence on NL.

Whatever rock their boat! If he like let him wear iron and Buba to his in-law's house, that's his headache! He might succeed in converting some more SIMPle man like him to join his trend! By the way, the dude above me don't seems normal though ! I think nairaland should have a section for mentally ill patients The ironically, watch how this made FP! Gone are the days nairaland was fun , informative and educative, now it's a tool to promote Bob risky, Nengi big yansh, wizkid baby mamas, psquare drinking tea, Laycon eating eba

At times I wonder how some of u sleep at night with so so much bitterness towards someone who doesn't even know of your existence! I bet it'll be hard for u to make it in life with so much hatred in your heart

AsampeteNwaanyi:
Osinbajo is a pretentious criminal who goes about intimidating anyone that dares raise their voice against his criminal acts

this man is worst than buhari and a very corrupt criminal

well he's a politically nobody irrespective of his position as VP even as incumbent he couldn't win his PU in APC suppose stronghold 2019

this man is the most pretentious corrupt criminal VP ever and he covers up his crimes smoothly I must commend him for that.

Useless bastard bribe eating scumbag and fake pasta

It's scary ! Do u also notice most of these guys now don't refer to themselves as pastor or evangelist like in the past! Almost all churches now are presided over by so called prophets, because prophesy is what's in vogue now! Misleading people in the name of religion

Olunmercy56:
real prophets are very scarce

It's a shame many fake pastors or spiritualist outnumbered the real ones ! Its getting out of hand

Olunmercy56:
Stop putting all your believe in any man calling himself a pastor, go directly to God in prayers.

Okay sir! I understand you don't want to get involved with the topic, I respect your decision sir ! More grace

Righteousness2:
Angry ?
For what?
My Brother I am not angry ooo...
I just relayed what I understood by your Epistle.

So you saying the traditional seers don't lie?those ones that always demand for outrageous stuffs and giving u many times and regulations

22o62021:
I don’t go to pastors

I rather take the name to my Ancestors


Well my father will suggest I go to a traditional seer to find out everything about her family

He doesn’t want me to bring a girl that has a generational madness or sickness home