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Gosh!!!

After sending him to private school.....owo ti jono


Cc:Lalasticlala, where are thou

When is this series gonna end sef?! If truly they were abducted, In Sha Allah, they will be found but if na scam ehn, the thunder wey go fire APC go come in doctor's prescription

2 in the morning

2 in the afternoon, and

2 at night......like this

O ga gan ooooooooooooooo

E don happen

jaybee3:
@OP
If this na your original work (Intellectual property), i go dash you something make you use am tungba this weekend.

Tell me something!

justmenoni:
Op please try to do another version using naija celebs and giving them foreign names..i'm so eager please cos i want to see airforce1 try add ngeneukwenu,ladyf and that runaway [b]introvert[/b]LADYF

LMFAO

herbie27:
That was very creative of op, nice one.

Thank you

mamawin:
hhmmmm... others are ok, but Obama doesn't have that Yoruba look at all. Edo, balyesa or delta, maybe. compare hhim with the IBRUS or MURRAY-BRUCES

Okay ma'am

HomeOfMe:
Nice thread OP I love it.

Thanks ma

Mrjo:
no! Afonja fit em

YOU ehn! Don't just start abeg

yungchief:
Pls wats d name of d app u using??

I don't understand sir, App as in?

Fit2Rule:
Op look Obama again. He'd have been an Ijaw man, obviously a younger brother to Ben Murray Bruce. Look their ears, mouth and nose abeg

Okay, you could modify it then

Haute:
Rubbish.

Why nau

Ah laye mi! Na to settle for second page now.


No qualms.....ehn Explorers, pls keep 'em coming babe

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Like what?[/color]

Mamagee3 pls go to stores you will definitely get one okay

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]How can one shave an armpit with that 4 pound heavyweight in it?[/color]

You could use razorless products

Op you should have shaved that armpit now. Revolting!!!

Well, you just need to mix shea butter with palm oil and apply . Dasol!

Ok....God don catch them be that

God! My Alma mater......

So pathetic, Oyewole has ruined this school

It is well...maybe your future wife is not amongst them

Can a Microbiologist apply as well? And what's the name of the firm sef

You just paid your house rent through a phone app and after about 20 minutes you received an MTN alert saying:

"Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our 7 years 76,000GB for #300,000. Your data will expire on 14/08/2023."



Cc:
Winkmart
Damadios
Larabae13
What would you guys do in such situation?

Lalasticlala, you nko?

Hmnnnn Lalasticlala

But that woman being dey inside Burka now! How dem take reveal her face

Oh

Jamaica's Usain Bolt celebrates after he won the Men's 100m Final during the athletics event at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 14, 2016.

Jamaica's Usain Bolt (2L) crosses the line to win the Men's 100m Final during the athletics event at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 14, 2016.
Jamaica's Usain Bolt celebrates after he won the Men's 100m Final during the athletics event at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 14, 2016.

Jamaica's Usain Bolt competes to win the Men's 100m Final during the athletics event at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 14, 2016.

Jamaica's Usain Bolt competes in the Men's 100m Final during the athletics event at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Rio de Janeiro on August 14, 2016.
Usain Bolt roared into Olympic history on Sunday, capturing an unprecedented third consecutive 100m crown to confirm his place in the pantheon of the greatest athletes the world has ever seen.
The 29-year-old Jamaican legend, competing in his final Olympics, powered over the line in 9.81sec, vanquishing drug-tainted American rival Justin Gatlin who took silver with Andre De Grasse of Canada claiming bronze.

Gatlin, who had been booed by the Rio crowd as he was introduced, crossed in 9.89sec with De Grasse just behind in 9.91.


Bolt galloped away in celebration after a superb win, basking in the adulation of the stadium and even taking selfies with fans during his lap of honour.
He then delighted the fans with his traditional “lightning bolt” pose as reggae blasted out of the stadium sound system.

The victory left Bolt standing alone in the 120-year history of sprinting in the modern Olympic games.

No other athlete — man or woman — has ever won three consecutive individual Olympic sprint titles.

It also leaves Bolt on track to complete an incredible “triple-triple” of clinching 100m, 200m and 4x100m relay titles for a third consecutive Olympics.

Bolt, the 2008 and 2012 Olympic champion, had already earned the right to be regarded as the greatest sprinter in the history of athletics after accumulating more golds on the track than anyone else.

But the Jamaican’s latest triumph erases any last lingering doubts that he deserves to be ranked alongside the likes of Muhammad Ali, Pele and Michael Jordan as the kind of once-in-a-generation athlete who transcend their sports.

Bolt’s win — his 18th gold in Olympic and World Championships since 2008 — averted what might have been a public relations disaster for the drug-tarnished world of track and field.

A corruption scandal involving the sport’s former rulers, who were accused of accepting bribes to cover up positive drug tests, and an investigation which alleged an elaborate state-sponsored doping system in Russia have plunged track and field into the worst crisis in its history.

A gold medal for Gatlin on Sunday would have made uncomfortable viewing for many — world athletics chief Sebastian Coe among them — who have advocated that serial doping offenders should be banned for life.

But those fears were swept away by the smiling, laughing figure of Bolt, for so long the sport’s most charismatic showman.

Gatlin, who has served two drug bans during his long career, made a powerful start to lead over the first 50 metres.

But as soon as Bolt’s head came around the midpoint the American was in trouble and the defending champion surged home around a metre clear of the field.

Source:http://m.guardian.ng/sport/olympics-bolt-makes-history-with-third-100m-gold/

Ok

This is serious oooooo...what are we gonna believe now; that the girls were actually kidnapped or it was staged by some people?


I tire for this Naija sef

Source?