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Hehe,gues hu crashd d party?dz post is d 1000th on diz thread.lol |
Hehe,gues hu crashd d party?dz post is d 1000th on diz thread.lol |
Thunder n lightnin |
Did yhu jst post dat?gues ur kiddn sha cos i dnt post oda ppl's cr8n.evry joke i post here iz MINE,u qud? |
Did yhu jst post dat?gues ur kiddn sha cos i dnt post oda ppl's cr8n.evry joke i post here iz MINE,u qud? |
Gmrnin yinka,hw r yhu |
Admin!nyc y'al |
Am i d only one hu tinks d supposed rapist said lol?lwkm |
Am i d only one hu tinks d assumed rape victim said lol?lwkm |
Cryptik |
Aint dat d izh?tanx y'al |
U can't feature micheal jackson ever u can't perform oleku at a burial u can't ever be shorter than m.i u can't audition 4 nigerian idol u can never freestyle on celine dion instrumentals u can never shoot a 'dope enuf' video 4 oleku.y?*9jerians love d song too much,even speilberg can't direct d video to their 'taste' u can't ever be finer than jesse j/lwkm 4 diz 1 u can't ever hate on diz poster,me jst feelin myself oh, |
Haha,sounds outrageous buh we all have goofed diet-wise in the past*evn naw*.wats ur craziest ever and how did it happen?i'l start wif me.d craziest combo i ever had was:rice,beans,yam n vegetable.my ex-rum8 in school punishd me with the dish. |
Lwkmd4h,shaq heard yhu o got my hustle bruv tanx nyway.jpot no mind shaq na im wan find my trouble.watz gud? |
Den i gues ur medula's 1sided.jst handle ur biz wt yinka or whoevr,i aint trippn 4 nobody.@jpot:word?nat chasin women or men,am chasin cheddah |
Haha,lol.firzt tym am aktuly lafn cos shakara said nytin,nyt was gud.read jpot's post b4 my rply n u'l undstand 'dig' |
Yea man,am aite n kickin jor |
Lwkm@jpot.yhu ehn,mrnin mrnin bruv |
Ah,a monkey a groundnut merchant n a full-tym housewife;pieces of a mumbo jumbo,um 9ja fairytale maybe?lwkm@jpot,yhu ehn |
Well,wat goes around rli does cum around! Naw,i'd neva set a cranked thread as messy as diz buh i gues shaq got his rizns.he's tryna get@smbody maybe,buh def nat me!! Cheatin huh?lwkm |
Um nat 4getin a warm hapy b'dai 2 d thread.luk up,itz bin viewd 1999 tyms!democracy in 9ja lol |
Lwkm@"shark".Nah men,read my responses.i'm nat diqqn women&, Wait!am nat diqqn dudes eida o. Haha,am jst kul wt me.gmrnin jpot,yinka,shaq n d nxt thread-crasher.y'al slept gud? |
Ok so yinka tinks am makin a big mound outta nutin?lol. Um,shaq tinks yinka wld be beta wt anoda letter so he makes it "yinkalinks" lwkm. Enuf alredi!gmrnin |
Naw ur gona play hide n seek? |
Haha,tank yhu "inglishi massa".oya punctu8 4 me na.wadup jor |
NL rumor huh.naw i get yhu,nd who'l dat be? |
Be Specific? |
Shaq,i askd u to xplain wat u meant by 'u wer ahed f me'.r we racin or sthn?and yes am high,real high.hehe,am skyzonin.yinka am aite,y'al jst kip@d drama buh dnt be evil in my court |
Shaq,i askd u to xplain wat u meant by 'u wer ahed f me'.r we racin or sthn?and yes am high,real high.hehe,am skyzonin.yinka am aite,y'al jst kip@d drama buh dnt be evil in my court |
Hehe crackpot,u wlda bin a real slick if u werent born 2mnths b4 u was due.trick!shaq,my opera's 'oper8in' 2ice dz days.yinka,nada.jst rmembrd dat lil wayne's song |
Nah,i lyk d 4th option beta.ur head's in ur as§?guez datz y ur tinkn by as§<bias>.lwkm |