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d joint iz nat dt kul,buh d beat iz d ish n al 3 gees wer on point , Al dat money,real dollarz or fake?*Jst askin* |
word lady@lys |
i tld ha i dint lyk d fact she wasnt pickin my kals n nt rturnin em eida.i also askd ha if she wantd us 2 cntinue or not,she dint rply or nytin |
yea,i sent some msgs wch she initialy responded to.buh cinz d last tym she dint pik my kal,i'm yet 2 snd any msg.my frnds tink i shldnt |
@ms potato:u dnt get it do u?itz aktuly a lng-distance thngy.we v nt evn met yet.wadya tink? |
ok,so y'al nid ta help a pal awt here.bin in dis 2mnth-lng rshp wt dz gal n it was al i luv u mur-dan-my-mother-thngy,den suddenly she's nt pickin kals or rturnin msgs eida.is it some kinda test 2 knw hw lng i can cope wtawt her or has she found another guy? |
bt nt dz kinda sh*** clemcy.2 hardcore |
myt not or stl myt.dpends on wat ur bringin@lysaa |
imagine general pype on a song wt lady gaga abi 9ice participatin in a sumo wrestlin cmpetition or skuki claimin banky w is ugly or 2shotz dissin nas or 2face claimin he's gay or keri hilson havin a crush on on konga or olu maintain tellin rick ross he's not seen any money or p.square dcidin 2 do rap or modenine hawkin toothbrush or eldee quittin music n joinin boko haram or toni payne*9ice's ex*telin t.pain*singer*she's mur popular or rihanna beggin dj tee 2 shoot video 4 her or eminem beggin sound sultan 4 autograph or fatai rollin dollar datin miley cyrus or ruggedman dissin lil wayne or mo'cheddah claimin she's sexier dan shakira or beyonce doin reggae, Lwkmd no b smal tin o |
busacca is a world cup ref!arsenal struggled thru out d game so d result is nt surprisin.even wt 12 men on d pitch barca wer always goin 2 progress.pity spurs wil move 2 d next round,wat an irony |
a boy chattn up a girl asks 4 a date.she asks him:wat are u goin to give me dat my parents havent? Boy:well,4 starters i ride an suv girl:oh ur sick!socialy unakceptd vehicle? Boy:lmao girl:u'd beta b laffin it off cos ur joke sure wasnt funy boy:lwkm girl:na laff go kil u b dat, |
yup 4 starters,script n role interpretatn iz zero or at most 20% aite, |