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she she he he.quiet students!laff lyk educ8d brands nat lyk deportd barbarians.btw,newest entrant*sophizzy* y are you still uncapped in my class?ur fellow laffaholic iz doin gud@172.laff improper again n you'l all take my hawt impromptu test, Back 2 ur seats

ve ya seatz gentle noisemakers.ur first lecture iz a week away,

Bob iz soo dead!lwkm.funny izh

ok,first nerd up!welcom,watz ur name n plz no pidgin*only eagle n hawk*get a seat,

ok listen up!it works lyk diz,if ur interestd in joinin d proffessor's class u just reg wif a name n you'l be assigned matric numba.then d classes will start n we discuss,take tests attendance n write exams too.letz go jambitos,

g'mrnin!g'day! gnyt if u lyk.hw una dey?takin u LAFTTA 105,am prof diss n dat,got 2degrees*farenheit n celcius*got my masters servants doctorate nurse-ate,jamb-ate, datz al 4 naw.I dnt need to tel u anytin else about myself,u must have read about me on google.my other names r:standin ovation,clap your hands,have your seats!naw,gimme my names bk n letz get wt ur first lecture.bring awt yur biros,leav ur notes*it aint a music class*.jot on d meaty space naturally provided on ur neighbour's backs.first,tel me ur individual nomenclatures wt lightning brevity,

tick-tock says d clock
tick-tock tock tick d clock is spoilt.hehe, Cheque or cash?

Lol.hamid r u runin doolaly?letz open a joint trust fund n hopefully b4 yinka's first kid,d cheddah wl b baggd tyt.btw,na us dollarz b usd o,hp ur nt tinkn 'used saudi diraa'?dz 1 u wan pay sharply@yinkz:dark hearin ke?na free mason judicial system?

na true ney,abeg suya wat did u see

@hamid:nw ur innit!nxt tym u'l use we wt heavy discretn.lol@yinkz:wat court assiqns a title f criminal 2 any1 wtawt fair hearin?1mil?

hw u wan borrow me my own propz?lol,LNGC stl

over-rated izh

LNGC o*laf no gree come*.bin gbagan wat iz dz?

i fink dere's a joke dat runs lyk dz.gud job on d personalisin izh@poster

lol.hamid,xplain yaslf jor.hu's we?jst askin naw,cos a functional court iz nt a monopoly of 1pesn xcept in a monolithic complex

@yinkz,gud job wif the judicial hocus pocus.btw,who's d court clerk?jst askin,

are we evn discussin diz?hw bout we let afghanistans lead us on.y'al are deb8in violence lyk itz some progressv izh:mend n boko rubish who iz deadlier?datz not rli sthn we should be discussin

kevlar,rifle n knives:datz buhari's almajiristic idea of protectin ur vote.damn dz messd up old men incessantly heatin up d polity*Ibb n d rest*

mumu ppl

pssttt

Um,power if u dint survive hu postd diz den?lol,crazy dude

Oya phate cm n take ur positn at num.4 n clemcy folow am for 5th.brite,ehn ur own na lie.lol

Oya phate cm n take ur positn at num.4 n clemcy folow am for 5th.brite,ehn ur own na lie.lol