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Lol@xy n roselyn

Wat?

Bwahaha,yea nytin is posible with God.and today is sunday!

Lyao!

Awite bro@alcino?lmao

A reverend father walking down the road meets a group of boys arguing over a little dog and the followin conversation ensued:
Rev:what is happenin here?
Boys:we found this puppy by the street and we agreed that whoever told the biggest lie would claim the dog
Rev:boys!you shouldnt be having a competition tellin lies, And he gave them a 10minute sermon ending with:when i was your age,i never told a lie.
As he turned to go,the boys collectively shouted:ok father you win,take the dog!

mee too.g'nyt ya

itz not the crack-ya-rib class buh if it made yhu smile or chuckle or sigh.den it was worth a cent's joke atleast

i definitely can.this iz just a saturday nite special dedic 2 yhu o.promise lotta lotta berra 1s up front!

*hush baby* hurry go chek it out already aite?lol

lol.hope say una don 4give n 4get?check awt the new joke i posted.nufin spectacular buh itz worth the read!hiya

Judge:laDy did you say you had 5kids?
Woman:yes your honour
Judge:how many are girls?
Woman:2
Judge:are the rest boys?
Anoda day another case
Judge:how many people were there when your husband was killed?
Woman:i can't really say
Judge:can you describe how he died?
Anoda day another case
Lawyer:you said 10 of your fingers were chopped off by this man?
Man:yes
Lawyer:how many fingers do you have remainin?
Anoda day another case
Judge:mr ojo,did you hit this man's car on purpose?
Mr ojo:no,but i don warn him before say if he park 4 front of my house again 'im go hear am'
lwkm,

awite.a lil jokey comin up

nah,liverpool fan.ynwa!

and you gurlie super-duper rocks!your certainly a joy to be around,

he he yinka*bottles clinking*maybe we should buy the guy fayrouz since it rhymes with 'they lose'.he must be a gunner!

hmmph@yinka.okey-dokey me too!

u know chykason you coulda been a real genius,if you weren't diz fake!i'm not takin nada crious,am just havin fun.hell,dat was my first forum post.just felt like postin anythin afta my registration.u gud nw?@yinka:yes missy somehow it worked o.lol.cngrats on your game

iz dat wat yhu graduated wit?@chykason

lol jor@arcani.ehen i don katch yhu,na distinkt not distin o

lol@yinka.just figured i'l set up a fake thread with a really cool title and check 4 nairalanders' reactn,which am just lovin!

dependin on how slow your brain is

and i like it dat you like the way metinks@yinka.tanx miss

arrghh!am sori nw,end of story.dont u evn lyk dat alcino?

yea dat wasnt on purpose tho.@arcani

lwkm@alcino

lol

okey-dokey.gosh!i feel like am 10% over her already you know.now i get full closure from everything,

@m.s potato:thats just about what i was going to do and hearing it from you just kinda puts the stamps on it.you've been a big bud,tanx a milli dear ya.maybe what i tot we *me n her* shared was just fantasy,maybe thats all it ever was, *now packin my 'movin on' kit*

no it didnt.matter of fact,i just got off the phone with her and she f'kin had the effontery to ask me how am doing?my mind is almost made up now,what do you tink?gmrnin

@freecocoa:easy for you to say,i actually tried doing that for like 8days now somehow i'm still stuck with memories of her voice and everything.do you think finding another girl will release me full time?

@2buff and freecocoa:points noted although you both made them brusquely,now can you quit it and help me with your own view of the whole affair?thankz@m.s potato:you don't tink i should resist some more b4 lettin go?i already spoke with all her siblings,as in we were really into each other.thanks a milli,