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Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by Divepen1(mod): 1:55pm On Dec 06, 2016
puresaint12:
Etisalat has just released the top 50, my Story HUNTED was the 23rd. I'l get to d top by God's Grace.Amen
By the way I can't find it. Can you help with the link.
Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by Divepen1(mod): 1:52pm On Dec 06, 2016
puresaint12:
Etisalat has just released the top 50, my Story HUNTED was the 23rd. I'l get to d top by God's Grace.Amen
Congrats Bro
Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by Divepen1(mod): 1:49pm On Dec 06, 2016
tremzy07:
Thanks for the response. If this list you made is what eventually comes out, then it seems I made it. Fingers crossed though. Thank you so much for the information. Wishing us all the best.
Awww.. Congrats. By the way what's your name up there
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Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by Divepen1(mod): 10:07am On Dec 06, 2016
tremzy07:
Nice one. Well done. While we wait for the official list to be out, do you have an idea how the judging works from previous years? For Instance is it the person with the most likes who wins? Also how many finalists would be selected?

Thanks for the information.
Thanks. The finalist were not chosen based on content. They just used the public to screen out over 500 entries. Modupe Kuti who won last year's own was firstly surprised to see her name in top 50 and later finalist because her votes weren't as high as expected.
Are you one of the fifty?
Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by Divepen1(mod): 4:38pm On Dec 05, 2016
Who do you think will make it to the top 20
Literature › Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 Shortlist- Top 50( Nairalanders Rep us wella) by Divepen1(mod):
On December 3rd the Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 ended the public voting of entries. The competition was rigorous as people employed various method to scout for votes. However after everything someone must emerge the winner. But before the winner would be announced, Etisalat has promised they would present the shortlist tomorrow, Tuesday, 6th December. I know it could be exciting, I even competed but didn't meet up the number of the lowest 100 which was exactly 100 votes.
However, on this list we have the lowest as high 240 votes. There were some people who didn't get any vote in this competition.
If the system would follow the rule stipulated for the Etisalat Flash Ficrion 2016, here is a list of the expected top 50 that would be seen in Etisalat Flash Fiction 2016 shortlist, ones I meticulously compiled.
Demi god- Monte Ebelechukwu- 3119 votes
Fighting for survival- Ishul Agabi(2338 votes)
The funeral- Olubimpe Ibiteye(1806 votes)
I will stand alone- Christwealth Jedidah(870 votes)
Confused- Onduru Tekena Cornelius(858 votes)
The wages of wrath- Temiloluwa Adebowale(839 votes)
Estranged-Okechukwu Okeke Onyeka(663 votes)
Kohl Park- Izundu Santa Amanze(636 votes)
The wait- Ebohon Blessing (542 votes)
Elite- Uchechi (452 votes)
Walk the talk- John Adebisi(415)
Brand Iron- Uchechi Prince will(407 votes)
The news- Precious Hajarah(407 votes)
To die a death- Temitope Yesalli(405 votes)
Till I no longer loved him- Oredola Kayode
Speed Breaker- Obahor Rekwewe(373 votes)
The oath- Agwalogu Akobundu(326 votes)
The other woman- Helena Gwani(354 votes)
The seventh person- Ademule David (302 votes)
Bar Mitzah- Salvation Otubu(393 votes)
Hunted- Christian Chidera(306)
Meeting Da Da- Kadiri Alex(433 votes)
A thin line - Oguche Joseph Ojimi(341 votes)
Numbered sausage For Lunch- Ohaghulam Fortune(301 votes)
Baby taking care of Baby- Njeze Nwachi Oliaku(296 votes)
A weak smile- Nnamdi Rosemary(282 votes)
In memoriam- Eneh Phina Cynthia( 263 votes)
Dirge- Afolabi Mariam Ajoke( 266 votes)
Forsaken- Oluwagbemileke Bolajoko( 262 votes)
How to chase a tail- Ahmah Abdullahi(268 votes)
The switch- Ogbeneazo Onaweh(275 votes)
The evil that men do- Chiaka Martins( 350 votes)
Prize Fighter- Pokima Alima Ibigonu( 268 votes)
Deep down-Oritsegbugbem Atimomo( 266 votes)
Colour of Insanity (273 votes)
The rise of Tura- Stella Nathan Omubo-pepple (259)
274 days and no more- Biodele Bob Manuel(275 votes)
Your turn- Bukola Adepeju( 277 votes)
Woman- Abu Jephtah(280 votes)
Luthering World- Blessmond Alebna(270)
Battlefield- Sunday Eyitayo Michael(260 votes)
Mystery- Adeshina Oyindamola( 252 votes)
Naked- Onyekachi Eberechi(431 votes)
Red stream- Utukwa Bemshima( 253 votes)
Taitum- Adekila Adebayo (254)
Halima- Shadrach Saddih( 251 votes)
Isolated Thought- Nosakhare Ehigie( 252 votes)
My regrets- Adekola Adebayo(249 votes)
Blind dream - Asoegwu Christiana(241 votes)
Papa- Oyelere Oladipo(284 votes)
And that's the list for you. So if you've been fasting it's time to pray for miracle. If you've been praying it's time to change your strategy. Things can still happen tomorrow.
Watch out for olofoforeview we will make sure you get the list early.


https://olofoforeview./2016/12/05/the-expected-etisalat-flash-fiction-2016-shortlist-top-50/
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Literature › Re: #njawrites Prize For Dedication-get Ready by Divepen1(mod):
Thanks to the mod, Obinau for helping in every way he can. God bless you.
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Literature › Re: Possesed by Divepen1(mod): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2016
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. See what I'm seeing oo. kizzy is back.
Literature › Re: Possesed by Divepen1(mod): 12:18pm On Dec 03, 2016
kinah:
she's back again. welcome back girl!
Where have you been...
Literature › Re: My Birthday Recitation- Divepen by Divepen1(mod): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2016
Hikmaking:
Happy womb escape day boss...more of this day by HIS special grace...have fun and remember GOD
Thanks ... I really appreciate this.
Literature › Re: My Birthday Recitation- Divepen by Divepen1(mod): 10:59am On Dec 02, 2016
bibijay123:
Happy birthday Dive, long life and prosperity. kiss kiss awnnn, kiss Glory be to God. He will uplift you and crown you with his glories.
Amen ioooooooooo
Literature › My Birthday Recitation- Divepen by Divepen1(mod): 10:39am On Dec 02, 2016
Okay... Before calls or greeting starts let me tell my story tell my story with the lyrics of Nosa's song" God is good'

No be my mama, definitely not my Papa
I dey try but no be me fine pass
I go school I no make first class
Ask no be by muscle, I work hard but no be by hustle
And no be strength, strength can crumble
I get friends but friends can fumble
Nah God be my uncle
He dey my front, nah him be my backup
And no be man, ’cause man can pack up
Nah Grace ooo
Nah him be my chairman
Nah him be why I no dey fear man
Nah why I say make I share my testimony
Chorus
God is good, God is good
God is good, God is good
God is good, God is good to me
I thank God, I thank God
I thank God ooo, I thank God
2ce
Verse 2
I first to dey suffer
But he brought me out of the gutter
Ajepako turned me to butter
Me nobody turned into Oga
He no dey forsake me, he no dey fail
He no dey frustrate me
He dey my side and nothing can shake me
And nah my rock so nothing can break me
Nah him be my father
On top him head he carry my matter
And when I call he always dey answer
My God ooooo
See as he bless me, I wan give up but God no let me
Everybody please truly hear this testimony

The Lord is my shepherd
Nah him be my shepherd
Repeat Chorus
I first to dey suffer
My bread don butter
He took me from nothing
And turn me to something
Man can fail me
Money can fail me
Hustle can fail me
But God no dey fail
They say make I dey there
Dem say I go fail
But God don say yes
Nobody can say no

Happy Birthday to You Akíntayo Akínjídé

If you read it to this point that means I really worth something. lol

The journey was rough. I could remember the major rejection I got on a new year, it was devastating but God got my back. I thank God everything he has every ever done through me. The great people he made me become closer to this year..
My whole Family
My Assistant- Abimbola Ogunbanjo and Abiodun Egbeyemi
Every member of Nsthc
every member of Linsa Press.. Especially my editors- Olamide, Dumebi, Rosemary, Remi... And Nsthc excos- Yemisi, Ope, Donbobo, FUNKe, Oyinade, IFE.

My Predecessors- Dammie and Fisayo, OGA Kay and Mimi, OGA Sayo Orodele and Funtygbemsy...
And To my teachers
Sister Ayokunle Emoruwa
Pastor Eben alonge
To all Nairaland writers and others I met.
Karo Oforofuo
Peju Amadi
Audreytimms
Frank Anozie
Larrysun
Royver
Oluwabukyolo
Endurance
Gaglo Blessing(Bibijay)
Omolara(Larabae)

All nairaland writers
Rcf...

Everyone. Thank you lord
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Literature › Re: #njawrites Prize For Dedication-get Ready by Divepen1(mod): 10:12pm On Dec 01, 2016
Steelheart:
Can we stat now?
If you'll sponse us why not?
Literature › Her Dangerous Wish- Akíntayo Akínjídé by Divepen1(mod):
Her Dangerous Wish

Let me write 5 episode for you.....


This was written by Mobolaji's request- dedicated to her.

Episode 1
By the time I finish this tale, I would have made up my mind on what to do. I would have known if I should go to the council of pastors first or if I should say it in front of the whole church to tell them the whole truth'.
Good! You're suspecting me already. Ehn... Whatever might have happened you need to hear my part. I didn't just start redirecting church's money for my use. It started like Judas Iscariot- like a drop of water.
That blessed or unblessed day, I was in my office thinking of my wife. Her picture was staring at me and I was also doing the same. I stared at it again and frowned. No..Don't get me wrong. I didn't fight her prior to this time. I only frowned because my wife had suddenly become twice her former size. Who does that? At first I accommodated this new look but when I talked about it, she nagged about it, asking me if I married her for her beauty or because God told me to. Then, I agreed with her that she was right- her slenderness wasn't what I married. I didn't fall for the elegance with which she carried herself. In those days, she was the vision of many brothers in church. Though she had a good voice, she taught in the Sunday school department. Her voice, use of English, humility and knowledge were what attracted me to her then. However, after I had been able to convince myself that I was also attracted to her body, I changed my tactics and began to ask her to work out. I even began to do mine; in fact, many young ladies in the church had began to hint that I was really building up. But she refused to workout, claiming she couldn't wake early to workout. And we've had several arguments about this but she refused to heed my advice.

I was still engrossed in my wife's case, when my secretary contacted me through the intercom that I had a visitor. In case I've not told you, I was a full time pastor who devoted most of his time to counseling, settling disputes and doing deliverance for people in Jesus name.
' Tell the person to come in', I said, sat straight and adjusted my tie. It was wrong for the person seeking counsel to find a scowl on my face. It would make them close their emotions, analysing me. And they might even be forced to ask if I was fine.
Then, the door opened or should I say my woe entered. Her name is Margaret. I knew her name because many brothers had sought my counsel about her. They wanted me to pray along with them because, in their words, God had been telling them a lot about how he would use the union of the two of them to shake the world. Someone even said God wanted them to give birth to angels. I remembered her because I had once compared her to my wife but had been wise enough not to mention her name to my wife.
As she came nearer, I couldn't help but notice how her blue gown brought our her shape. I shook my head as my mind went there. And quoted the scriptures silently.
' Job 31.. I have made a covenant with my eyes why then should I think upon a maid'.
I rose as I welcomed her.' Welcome sister Margaret'.
' Thank you pastor', she said, flashing a dazzling sets of teeth.
' How are you?'
' Hmmm... Pastor... I'm not fine'.
Now, it was time for business. I pushed a bible towards me, though I wouldn't really need it.' What's happening sister Margaret?'
' It's a big problem. One I have tried to get over'.
' Don't worry about it. It's my job to make sure it doesn't disturb you anymore. God is in control here'.
' Hmmm. Pastor...' She said and went silent. I expected that we would first brush other matters before we even dealt with whatever she wanted us to discuss. But now that she had turned the table, I had to take control. Else, I wouldn't be bold enough to tackle her matter or I may stutter.
' Say it... God is in charge'.
' Okay, Pastor, I used to tell myself I wanted that special person to deflower me'.
' That's a very good decision. It shows you have loved righteousness and hated iniquity. God will surely bless you above you fellows'.
' Amen. But I've started having problem with a man of recent'.
' You've slept with him?'
' No... '
' So what do you mean?'
' You see, since I got to this church 6 months ago, I've been rejecting different proposal'.
I was perplexed. I had never thought she came to this church six months ago. She was so active. She loved God.
' I had refused them because of this man I am talking about. I know it's a bad thing. He's married. He's married'.
' Oh... Sister Margaret. God has his plans for everyman. Your husband would also find you''.
' Pastor, you don't understand. I've never felt this unusual urge towards any man before. I want that man to deflowered before'.
' Sister Margaret, the Bible called that inordinate affection'.
' I don't even mind if its lust'.
'Ahhh... Sister Margaret. That's not right. And who is this brother in question? I'm sure I'll know him. I hope it's not Bro. Segun. I've been suspecting that he leads a lot of ladies on', I said rapidly as I felt a need to cast out the demons in that brother. He had been having issues with the church ladies- many of them had complained about him seducing them. I thought it was high time I did deliverance for him.
' Pastor, it's you'.

To be continued.


Akíntayo Akínjídé
www.olofoforeview.
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Literature › Re: Okobo(impotent) - Akíntayo Akínjídé by Divepen1(mod): 10:52am On Nov 25, 2016
oludare007:
Bro, I will keep trying.. This is what u got...

Fifth time today
Thanks baba
Literature › Re: Okobo(impotent) - Akíntayo Akínjídé by Divepen1(mod): 10:22am On Nov 25, 2016
skarlett:
I just gave you the 66th vote, goodluck
Cc: Divepen1
Thanking you...
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Literature › Re: Okobo(impotent) - Akíntayo Akínjídé by Divepen1(mod): 10:19am On Nov 25, 2016
Aipete2:
Booda mi, I entered into the link buh didn't see anything.
I even checked the Facebook whatever but don't gerrit.
Can you please explain how we can vote for you?
please don't go through Operamini or Uc browser, it won't show the thumb up sign.
When you go through other browsers,
It should show that thumb up blue pane...
Click on it, it would redirect you to login to fb if you've not done so, it will then bring out a pane telling they are getting your data and show a blue pane with the word continue. It would redirect you to the site. Continually click on the hand until number changes or they tell you've voted. Thsnks
Literature › Build Your Stories Character With This Chart: General Knowledge by Divepen1(mod): 2:20pm On Nov 24, 2016
General Information
Name
Real name…
Other name
Special name: If he/ she has, why? Who calls him or her that name?
Nickname: IF there is any what is its origin. Does he/ she love that name?
Dates
Date of birth.
Time ( if it is significant)
Which celebrity was born that same day
How was the weather that day
Any major event that happen that day
Place of birth.
Name:
Address.
Reason for being born in that place
Any exceptional thing about the hospital
Ethnic Background
Name of Ethnic
Does he/she like to be associated?
Reason for your answer.
Religion
Type of religion
Degree of practice: Devoted or Once in a while or Warm towards such religion
Current Address
Does he or she rent the place or own it
Briefly describe the home
Does he or she live with anyone
Describe the area
Is this his/ her ideal home
If not, what does his/her ideal home look like?



Home
How is the decoration? Expensive or inexpensive
How is the room? Well planned or ill-planned
Comfortable or not.
How neat is it?
When someone walks in, what is his/her impression?
Pets
Do they have pet?
If No, why
If Yes, what kind?
How many?
Names
How important are they? How well are they treated?
Occupation
Current occupation
Any other source of income
Time spent in his current place of work.
The location of the place of work
Job title
Job satisfaction- Happy, Discontent, Ambitious etc.
Income level
Education
Cars he/she own
Sexuality— Straight or Gay or Bisexual or Asexual or Unsure
Marital status



Single, in a relationship, or Married.
If Married or in a relationship, with whom?
For how long.
List of any significant previous romantic partners
What does the character call current spouse/partner i.e. pet name, nicknames etc.
How did they meet?
Offspring
Any child(ren)
If No, why.
If yes, what are their names, age
Were they mothered or fathered by another person? What is the name of their father or mother?
Describe relationship with each child( if any)
What do they smell like?
DO they wear their scent i.e. perfumes
Do they have a natural scent?
How your character would had look like some years earlier.

https://olofoforeview./2016/11/24/build-your-stories-character-with-this-chart-general-knowledge/
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