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TV/Movies / "Imole", A Short Film I Wrote For Ebonylife (it Won 13 Awards) by Divepen1(m): 5:04am On Aug 15, 2023
Here's a short film I co-wrote for EbonyLife Creative Academy. It won 13 Awards including best actress, best supporting actress etc.

Synopsis:
Imole is a 25-year-old woman whose life is in disarray. She must confront her estranged mother when she is thrown into turmoil. Meanwhile, her boyfriend has proposed marriage, but Imole can't bring herself to answer because she has a persistent bedwetting problem.

With her mother's help, Imole seeks out the assistance of Esu to travel to the underworld, where she confronts her spiritual husband, who has been having sex with her in her dreams.

Imole must convince her spiritual husband to release her or continue to suffer the indignity of bedwetting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tALipXVeQE&t=7s
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Literature / Re: Enter The "King Of Lamba" Writing Competition- Writertain Writers' League by Divepen1(m): 9:39am On Aug 13, 2023
Owen247:
Can i send a published work?
As long as it meets the stipulations of the competition, then it's fine.
Literature / Re: Enter The "King Of Lamba" Writing Competition- Writertain Writers' League by Divepen1(m): 4:14pm On Aug 12, 2023
Unlimited22:

Just to be clear boss,50 or 500 words?

50 words.
Literature / Enter The "King Of Lamba" Writing Competition- Writertain Writers' League by Divepen1(m): 3:41pm On Aug 12, 2023
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Properties / Re: The Ultimate Guide To Buying Luxury Properties In Island Lagos by Divepen1(m): 4:06pm On Jul 21, 2023
Interesting... Thanks OP

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Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Divepen1(m): 1:59pm On Jul 17, 2023
tsharp:
Dear Moderators Divepen1 who are these funny accounts spamming aall threads like this. Pls do something as they are distracting.

You might need to point me towards one or two....
TV/Movies / Re: 10 Facts About 'battle On Buka Street" by Divepen1(m): 11:50pm On Jun 25, 2023
Psady:
Very interesting Nollywood movie, just couldn't stop laughing all through.

Yes. Was worth watching
TV/Movies / 10 Facts About 'battle On Buka Street" by Divepen1(m): 1:43pm On Jun 22, 2023
Welcome to Afromnia. As usual, we bring you 10 facts about the latest top-grossing movie, Battle on Buka Street.
1. It was called Mama Put Hill by the owner of the original story. Yeah, but Funke wanted to give it a name everyone can relate to.
2. It’s Tobi’s directorial debut as a feature director. While he has directed other works, this is his first directing gig for a cinema production. Remember Tobi that started out as Timini in Jenifa’s Diary?
3. They add that it is the first-ever Indigenous Nollywood released in the United States.
4. This is the first time Sola Sobowale will be featured in a movie produced by Funke Akindele (Scene one)
5. Funke Akindele specifically carried out a closed-door audition for the twins and different new actors with the hope of bringing new acts to the limelight.
6. You remember Moshood from Far From Home? Moshood Fathai’s role was against another person, but Moshood got the role because he sent in everything requested within 3 hours- singing test, acting, and other things requested.
7. 60% of Buka Street was acted in the studio.
8. Buka Street was acted in Igando Eleko. It was an empty space that was designed to give the result.
9. They were allowed to shoot the mountain scenes only after the second time. They have paid
10. Gbas Gbos Gbes idea came when Funke Akindele was in a place ready to take off. She sent it as a voice note



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VtRxGt8Hzk

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TV/Movies / 7 Memorable Nollywood Endings (Video) by Divepen1(m): 5:34pm On Jun 21, 2023
Can you point to any Nollywood endings better than the ones presented by Afromnia?
1. October 1" (2014): Directed by Kunle Afolayan, this historical thriller with a backdrop of Nigeria's independence in 1960., ended with a web of deceit and leaving viewers stunned with its twist.

2. The Wedding Party" (2016): This ended with a delightful and joyous finale, celebrating love, unity, and the triumph of relationships, leaving viewers with smiles on their faces.

3. "King of Boys": Both the original movie and the limited series both ended in ways many will find exciting.
4. "Living in Bondage: Breaking Free" (2019): A sequel to the iconic Nollywood film "Living in Bondage" (1992). The movie's ending brings closure to a captivating narrative, leaving viewers with a mix of satisfaction and anticipation.
5. Oloture: Inspired by true events, "Oloture" delves into the dark world of human trafficking. The ending saw Oloture forced into the deeper world of deeper trafficking
6. Anikulapo : A story with African touch of love and glory ended with a sad note from our protagonist's greed.
7. A Naija Christmas: Ever gotten satisfaction from what would have looked like Mayhem, A Naija Christmas brought that to view, making it one of the most memorable


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4UEbPtN60U

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TV/Movies / Top 10 Classic Nigerian TV Series You Should Rewatch Today by Divepen1(m): 1:54am On May 27, 2023
Classic Nigerian TV series are like a time capsule of hilarity! These shows have become part of Nigeria's DNA, passed down from one generation to another with a hearty dose of laughter. So, hold on to your sides as we take a rib-tickling trip down memory lane with Afromnia's top 10 classic Nigerian TV series that have left a side-splitting impact!
1. "The Village Headmaster" - This show is the OG of Nigerian TV series, capturing the essence of rural life with its colorful characters and absurd situations. From the quirky characters to the outrageous shenanigans, this show was like "Survivor" meets "Big Brother" with a side of palm wine. From the bumbling village headmaster to the mischievous school kids, this show had more drama than a Nollywood film and more laughs than a comedy club!
2. "Things Fall Apart" - No, we're not talking about Chinua Achebe's iconic novel. We're talking about the TV series adaptation that had viewers excited about the portrayals of traditional Igbo culture from Nigeria. It's like "Game of Thrones," but with fewer dragons and more yam farming.
3. "Tales by Moonlight" - This show was every Nigerian kid's bedtime ritual, and for a good reason! With its fantastical stories, colorful costumes, and exaggerated characters, "Tales by Moonlight" brought Nigerian folklore to life in the most educative way possible.
4. "Papa Ajasco" - If you didn't grow up watching this show, did you even have a childhood? This iconic sitcom follows the misadventures of the bumbling Papa Ajasco and his motley crew as they try to strike it rich. With slapstick humor, absurd situations, and memorable catchphrases, "Papa Ajasco" had us rolling on the floor with laughter!
5. "Everyday People" - This show was a slice of Lagosian life, serving up a hilarious mix of drama, romance, and everyday struggles. From the eccentric characters to the comical misunderstandings, "Everyday People" was like a Nigerian version of "Friends," but with an extra dose of Nigerian spice!
6."Fuji House of Commotion" - This sitcom was a riotous portrayal of a dysfunctional Nigerian family that had us in stitches with its exaggerated characters and comedic chaos. From Mama Fuji's melodramatic outbursts to Papa Fuji's failed attempts at being the head of the household, "Fuji House of Commotion" was a laughter-inducing rollercoaster ride! It was like "The Addams Family" meets "The Office," but with a Nigerian twist
7. "I Need to Know" - This show was like "Sex Education" meets "Grown-ish and "Naija Style," tackling taboo topics with a humorous yet informative approach. With its quirky characters, awkward situations, and witty dialogues, "I Need to Know" made sex education feel like a stand-up comedy routine, keeping us educated and entertained!
8. "Superstory" - Brace yourself for some super-dramatic, super-suspenseful, and super-funny storytelling! Each season of "Superstory" takes on a new social issue, but with a generous dose of humor to keep you entertained. It's like "Black Mirror" meets "Comedy Central," with a Nigerian twist and enough life lessons to make your grandma proud.
Now, let's add some old but still running ones.
9. "Jenifa's Diary" - Get ready to laugh your socks off with this hilarious series that follows the adventures of the lovable but naive Jenifa. From her outrageous fashion choices to her endless misinterpretation of city slangs, Jenifa's antics will have you in stitches. It's like "Clueless" meets "Lagos Wahala," with a sprinkle of Nollywood magic.
10. "Tinsel" - This long-running soap opera has more twists and turns than a Lagos traffic jam! With its glamorous portrayal of the entertainment industry and its larger-than-life characters, "Tinsel" is like a rollercoaster ride of drama, love triangles, and over-the-top moments. It's like "Days of Our Lives" meets "Nollywood Confidential," with enough drama to fill a year's worth of gossip.
So there you have it - classic Nigerian TV series that have kept audiences entertained with their humor, drama, and relatable characters. From misadventures in the city to behind-the-scenes antics in the entertainment industry, these shows have left an indelible mark on the hearts of viewers, proving that Nigerian TV knows how to bring the laughs!






Website: https://afromnia./2023/05/27/top-10-classic-nigerian-tv-series/

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZVar5jVDLI

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TV/Movies / Scenes From Nollywood Movie That Made You Cry? by Divepen1(m): 3:06pm On May 24, 2023
What's the most emotional scene from a Nollywood Movie- English, Yoruba, Igbo, or Hausa- you've ever watched...
Literature / Re: Nana Killed Her Husband- "A Prompt I Gave CHATGPT by Divepen1(m): 11:54am On Mar 27, 2023
thesolutions:

If you had written the piece and it ends with such happy ending, it is understandable because you thought it out. But an AI that made use of an African Names in a foreign story will always have my bias opinion because happy endings are for African warriors if you put sentiments aside.
I did a second version that ended not to happily.

The prompts for that one was slightly different. I just became angry because I just finished arguing with someone outside Nairaland about how we always want sad endings in anything Nigerian literature. Only to come here to meet another statement in that line.
Literature / Re: Nana Killed Her Husband- "A Prompt I Gave CHATGPT by Divepen1(m): 5:35pm On Mar 26, 2023
thesolutions:

Oh If I am to re-create my own story, it will end with great horror.

This one you are attacking me, should I have kept my opinion with me?

For every action, there would be a corresponding reaction and countereaction. In essence, I don't like the idea that "feel good" stories be limited to foreign novels alone.

This "feel good" is why romance and fantasy novels sell better. Having a sad ending used to be a norm in our classic novels and I feel that's we see it as the Africanness in our stories. I don't feel it should be.
Literature / Re: Idowu Lost- Two Prompts And Two Stories I Gave Chat GPT by Divepen1(m): 11:00am On Mar 26, 2023
leroi01:
Chat GPTcan only do so much but i t cannot add nuances, plot twists, soliloquoy, neither can it be subtle. So... it's good...but human minds are still way up there. ( especially as regards creative writing.)

I believe if you decided to include all those in your prompt, it will do that. Nonetheless, we just have to write with the intention of being creative
Literature / Re: Nana Killed Her Husband- "A Prompt I Gave CHATGPT by Divepen1(m): 10:56am On Mar 26, 2023
thesolutions:
This is hollywood and not african. must there always be a good/happy endings.

You can create your own ending.

Must Africans always look for horrific endings before their lives have a meaning

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Literature / Re: Idowu Lost- Two Prompts And Two Stories I Gave Chat GPT by Divepen1(m): 10:44am On Mar 26, 2023
Prompt 2

Add dialogue to the prompt above


Story
Idowu Timeyin stood at the entrance of his father's house, his heart pounding in his chest as he watched Senator Oluwole and his men approach.

"You have no right to be here, Senator," he shouted, his voice laced with anger.

"I have every right, Idowu," Oluwole said, a smug grin spreading across his face. "This land belongs to the government now."

Idowu's hands clenched into fists. He knew what this was really about - the senator wanted his land. His father had refused to sell it to him, and now that he was gone, the senator saw an opportunity to take it for himself.

"My child is sick," Idowu said, desperation creeping into his voice. "My mother had an accident. We have nowhere else to go."

"I'm sorry, Idowu," the senator said, his tone mockingly sympathetic. "But this land belongs to the government. You need to leave."

Idowu knew he had to leave, but he refused to do so quietly. He turned and sprinted for the back door of the house, hoping to grab a weapon to defend himself.

"Get him!" the senator shouted, and his men took off after Idowu.

Idowu burst through the back door and ran to his father's room. He grabbed the first thing he saw - an old wooden cane - and turned to face the men who were now pouring into the room.

"You should have sold the land, Idowu," the senator said, a sneer on his face. "Now you'll pay the price."

Idowu swung the cane wildly, hitting two of the men in quick succession. He felt a momentary sense of triumph, but it was short-lived. The remaining men tackled him to the ground and held him there, crushing the breath out of him.

As he lay there, gasping for air, the senator loomed over him.

"You lose, Idowu," he said, his voice low and menacing. "Don't try to fight the system. You'll always lose."

Idowu knew the senator was right. He should have gone through the proper channels, should have fought this in court. But it was too late now.

He lay there, defeated, as the senator and his men walked out of the room. The metaphorical significance of it all was not lost on him. He had been uprooted from his land, just like so many others before him. He wondered if there was any hope for him and his family as darkness enveloped his vision.

The End.
Literature / Idowu Lost- Two Prompts And Two Stories I Gave Chat GPT by Divepen1(m): 10:44am On Mar 26, 2023
Prompt 1:
Write a thriller of Nigerian man that is being chased out of his house by a senator and wants to kill the senator. Let it be metaphorical for people being sent away from their lands. Characters names: Idowu Timeyin. The land belongs to his father. His child is currently sick and his mother had an accident. His wife had died some years back. Eventually, he loses because he didn't use the right channel.





Story
Idowu Timeyin’s heart was pounding in his chest as he ran through the darkened streets, his breath coming in short, laboured gasps. Behind him, the sound of pursuing footsteps echoed off the walls of the surrounding buildings, the sound getting closer and closer by the second.

He knew who was chasing him. He knew the man who wanted him dead. His name was Senator Olu, a crooked politician with a vast network of corrupt connections. And he was after Idowu for one reason only - to take his land.

The land had been in Idowu’s family for generations. It had been passed down from his father, who had tended it with love and care. It was more than just a plot of earth to Idowu. It was a legacy, a connection to his roots. And he had fought tooth and nail to keep it from the politicians who wanted to take it for their own gain.

But now, in the dead of night, as he was running for his life, he knew he was going to lose the battle. He had lost everything else. His child was sick, his mother had had an accident, and his wife had died years ago. The land was all he had left, and he was about to lose that too.

With a last burst of energy, he rounded a corner, his breath coming in ragged gasps. He stumbled and fell, his knee hitting the hard pavement with a sickening thud. He gritted his teeth, his eyes locked on the figure of Senator Olu, who was advancing on him, a glint in his eye.

But then, something in Idowu’s mind clicked. He remembered all the advice he had been given, all the people who had told him to fight the right way, to use the proper channels. And he had ignored them all. He had let his anger and frustration cloud his judgement, and now he was paying the price.

With a deep sense of regret, Idowu Timeyin raised his hands in surrender. Senator Olu’s minions closed in, their grinning faces leering down at him. And then, without a word, they dragged him away, tossing him into the back of a waiting van.

There was no more running now. No more fighting. Only a deep sense of loss and regret. As the van drove away, Idowu knew that he had lost everything. He had lost his land, his freedom, and the chance to be with his sick child, who needed him now more than ever.

The lesson had been learned too late. The price had been too high. And as Idowu’s world shrank down to the small, confined space of the van, he knew that his fate was sealed. He would never see his home again, never breathe the fresh air of his land, never know the love and warmth of his family.

In the end, Idowu Timeyin lost his battle. But as the van drove away into the dark, foreboding night, his spirit remained unbroken. For he knew that there were others like him, others who had lost everything, others who were fighting the same battle. And he vowed that he would never stop fighting for what was right, for what was just, for what was theirs by birthright.

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Literature / Nana Killed Her Husband- "A Prompt I Gave CHATGPT by Divepen1(m): 10:37am On Mar 26, 2023
My Prompt:

Write a story about a deaf peaceful woman that killed her husband. Add dialogues. Make it african


Story

In a small village in Africa, there lived a deaf woman named Nana. She was known for her peaceful nature and gentle attitude towards others. Nana lived with her husband, Kwesi, and was known to be a devoted wife.

One day, the village woke up to the news of Kwesi's death. Everyone was shocked and saddened by the news. People gathered around Nana's house, wondering what could have happened. The news spread like wildfire, and soon, it reached the ears of the village chief. The chief decided to investigate the matter.

As the chief entered Nana's house, he found her sitting on the floor, with her head bowed low. She couldn't hear him entering as her back was turned toward the door.

"Hello, Nana," the chief said, trying to get her attention. "I am sorry for your loss."

Nana turned to the chief and nodded in acknowledgement, with tears in her eyes.

"Can you tell me what happened?" asked the chief.

Nana shrugged her shoulders and gestured that she didn't know what happened.

The chief looked around the house and saw bloodstains on the floor. "What happened here?" he asked.

Nana shook her head indicating that she didn't know what had happened.

The chief looked at Nana carefully and saw that she was scared and confused. He decided to talk to her in a language she could understand.

"Madam, I know you can't hear me, but I believe you are innocent. We will find out what happened to your husband," the chief said, gently.

Nana looked up, her eyes wide with surprise. She gestured as if to ask him why someone would kill her husband.

But within hours, the real investigation started, and it confirmed the villagers' worst fear. Nana had killed her husband after an argument that turned physical.

The villagers were in shock, and they started to wonder how someone so peaceful and mild could do something so violent.

When the chief returned to inform Nana about what happened, she was distraught. "I didn't mean to," she signed furiously. "It just happened."

The chief took her hands and made her sit down. "Nana, you have to tell me what happened," he said.

Nana gestured that her husband was always a harsh man, and how he had started to turn on her physical over the years. She couldn't take it anymore, and she lashed out in self-defense. She didn't know how else to protect herself.

"I understand," the chief said, earnestly. "But there are ways to protect yourself without resorting to violence. We will teach you those ways."

And so, Nana went through rehabilitation, and she learned how to defend herself without using force. Years passed, and Nana became a respected member of the community. Her nature toward others never changed, and she remained the loving and gentle woman who had mistakenly acted out in self-defense years before.
Gaming / Re: Nairaland Chess Players (Play a Nairalander) by Divepen1(m): 2:10pm On Mar 16, 2023
LarrySun:
How about by 10am or 2pm? We'll play Blitz.

Ah! It's 2pm... Already. Link?
Gaming / Re: Nairaland Chess Players (Play a Nairalander) by Divepen1(m): 5:27am On Mar 16, 2023
LarrySun:
Okay. Time?
Chai. I didn't check back.

Pick a time
Gaming / Re: Nairaland Chess Players (Play a Nairalander) by Divepen1(m): 4:10pm On Mar 15, 2023
LarrySun:
Lobby? Anyone?
Let's try again

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