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Kitme:
Sharp eyes! I'm good and how are you doing? How is your exams going??

Starts fully on wedz..
I must have sharp eyes for you now..

Kitme, how far?

Ishilove:
You must be banned!! I say you must be banned!!!!

The only way to escape a ban is to write a story that will make the whole literature section laugh, like the Coffin Of Errors did.

Rotfl

LarrySun:
Ban?

I'm so sorry. I've realised my mistake. Please, don't ban us.

Isn't a ban a correctional punishment? I'm duly corrected, trust me.

Besides, can a moderator be banned?

I think I should write Nl 101- The History and Ethics of Naira land Lol... Yes, a mod can be banned from a section but not his/her section. Am I right?

Ishilove:
My dear, I need to rededicate my life to Jesus

Seriously.

Ishilove:
Lol. I like you too

Well, the whole exchange between Larrysun and standd shows that there are sharp chinks in every armour. Initially i thought Larry wanted to plight standd's troth, but I was disabused of that notion when they went all WWE Raw on each other. Larry went for her jugular and she went for his balls. In this Cage Match there are no winners, just bruised losers. Even I the referee got smacked in the gob and shoved out of the ring. After been booted out I could only hold my swollen jaw and watch with bemusement from the sidelines.




I have been watching too much wrestling

I think you've truly been watching too much wrestling because how will a lady have the register of WWE in her head.

Ishilove,
I don't know why I like you but I do. I love the way you lock the thread but please next time tweak it with a little ERM.. Ban for these two especially. They are our Ogas here but sometime a ni Lati ba won wi ki won ma se wuwa ibaje mo. Ka shi GBA fun won.



Well done

LarrySun:
I apologise for everything.

On behalf of Nl writers, Apology accepted.

Standd, Larrysun, and Ishilove. This is my view of
the last E-war.
Part 2
Larrysun,
You fall my hand. Big time. You could have told her plainly and let her either abuse you or tell you how sorry she is.
The jibes and insult you expensed your time on only gave everyone a new view of you. Good you spoke out your mind but you only told her what you felt about her. You did not let her see her wrong. The insults and abuses are not what we need for this dying Literature section. Many writers looked up to you and to standd as mentor. How will it feel to know that the two of you caused the literature section members to start fighting one another to prove you are right or that Standd is wrong. Funny enough, the two of you are good on this field and can work hand in hand to bring progress to the literature section. When you people's stories get to FP, it makes the people explore budding writers.

You people really to find a way to settle this dispute and help some of the new writers here by being a worthy role model.
How does it feel Larrysun, standd to know people broke through in life through you. Let build a Literature section devoid of E-wars ..Please.
Stay Jovial

Here .

Standd, Larrysun, and Ishilove. This is my view of the last E-war.


Standd, many people were really offended with your posts on that thread opened for you and I know you must be angry that you even replied Larrysun and others. But you have to really learn to detach yourself from whatever you call yourself. For heaven sake stop telling yourself you are a snob or melancholic. You can get angry but that does not mean it is your nature. You have to see yourself as who you are a matured, fun to be with, and lovely lady. Standd, you are not melancholic because you only get angry at people who offend or irk you. Being a real woman is what you have been practising by avoiding evil and you can still keep doing that. No matter the level of insult, laugh it off and show them who their mother is by not replying. The insults and name calling you did on that thread was too much.
You have offended larrysun on a thread he corrected someone's English and at another place he appreciated someone's definition of something. Even, me. The day I said I wondered why only got to FP. You could have asked me politely for what I meant. But that is gone. I was meaning to put up your stories as one of the study guides for some new writers, will you like them to see most of your posts reeking with avoidable insults. I will, therefore, implore you to start seeing yourself as one person that speaks her mind without insults. Stay Happy.

Larrysun, yours in the next post

Asito:
OP, I share your dilema.

We need to see the product of our work. So, you can join us here.

do to join us at the writing school? https://www.nairaland.com/2462383/nairaland-fiction-writing-school

[quote author=princejenks post=32649659]I also share the same problem here,i got stories to tell but i cant juYou can now join us at online writing school year with teach you how to write well.


We need to see the product of our work. So, you can join us here.

https://www.nairaland.com/2462383/nairaland-fiction-writing-school

write2obi:
Just the kind enough to give us the link.

here is a link for you?
We need to see the product of our work. So, you can join us here.

https://www.nairaland.com/2462383/nairaland-fiction-writing-school

Kensharval:
Share you ideas, knowledge and experience with us.

We need to see the product of our work. So, you can join us here.

To learn how to write
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We need to see the product of our work. So, you can join us here.
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LarrySun:
Beautiful!

When you said examinations would be done on stories, did you mean the stories would become comprehension passages?

Cc: Divepen1

I think I answered that question wrongly. The stories would only be studied I.e they will be studying how the writers used whatever they are looking for.

It simply means by the time they finish this course, they will submit a lengthy story, which means their story will be reviewed where we will be checking out for things that they have been taught.

Freemanan:
Following..

@liteonline PLEASE the document refuse to open.. I JUST downloaded...

Welcome on board.

Alright. Ask me any question.

I will advice you put all stories of the same type in the same thread. It helps you to get more readers on your blog and it makes people read more of this work.

Ruqaya:
How can i purchase audrey timms' book titled "unfulfilled promises"?

it's on okadabooks for just 200 naira

Skimpledawg:
I heard mah name..... ....

Oga Divepen, i hail thee sir!! Oya sisi Vonn, coman continue d tori ooo.... I twist pass Oliver oo


*munching my frog peppersoup n monkeytail * whu cares?

Boss mi.... I hail too

garlicrey:
i think you are right..i find it hard to post

But you've post now.

dammygoody:
. .. I sight you boss....
It's been a while.


You can trust the sweetness of my voice as long as you update ....and of course, there must be goodies... ...

yes oooo... How far with you.

MinisterPelumi:
Walk in with a bottle of Kunu and my Pop Corn......Front seat chilling! Ride on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'v found a female Davepen in here!

Female Davepen
... Hmm

Okay....
Im seein my Nairaland wife....here


It's time to 'toast' (woo).
Rubs hand and blows air into it.

I think its Launch

Please always put your story in one thread . It helps.