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Romance / Re: Which Of Them Is Ur Spec by Divoc19(f): 8:53am On Apr 10
Slimmer is portable

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Politics / Re: Thursday Approved As Additional Public Holiday by Divoc19(f): 8:34am On Apr 09
Ge ge n
Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 5:54pm On Apr 08
Really?
DonroxyII:
Never say Never .... Every Human has this Animalistic Instincts in Us Sanity keeps us from Unveiling But Once You see Someone That Can Spark Some Madness In You Even Mummy G.O would Go Gaga on The Bed ...

Women are The Most Indecent Gender They Just Need Someone to Help them Connect the Sparkling Plugs 🔌 Both Mental(Psychological). & Physical Na you go Run When The Fire Pops!

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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 10:34am On Apr 07
Great.
I’ll say I operate at this level now. I love my peace of mind and space and only play when I want.

But it’s also good to stress the disadvantages i.e.

If you don’t have kids or get married now. You MAY be losing out on good memories and become lonely when you get old.

Am done with both though. Na cruise I dey cheesy

iLegendd:


To women, I prefer friends with benefit—not relationship. I'm the one who never gets into relationships cuz I love being alone.

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Romance / Re: How To Spend 30000 Naira Foolishly In One Day by Divoc19(f): 9:59am On Apr 07
Pele. You need to settle down with good friends around. To help you control your third leg

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Romance / Re: Ladies Which One Will You Go For by Divoc19(f): 9:47am On Apr 07
Toxic and Energetic is always very appealing for younger ones. The older we get the more peace we need
Romance / Re: Do Lagos People Visit Other Parts Of Nigeria by Divoc19(f): 9:31am On Apr 07
Hardly. Real Lagosian can’t stay in other states in Nigeria unless they japa abroad. Am Lagos breed I’ve been in Abuja for a while now because of work. At the slightest opportunity I will still japa to Lagos I just dey wait.

I’ve been to few states and my state. I found out Lagosians are realists.

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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 9:12am On Apr 07
Your something can humble the most unruly girl ever. Just know how to use it if you want to capitalize on it though.

duduade:
As a man I will go for good in character, bad in kitchen and bad in bed... The last two she can still be taught and she will improve...

But that first attribute can never be learnt


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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 9:09am On Apr 07
Aight. But you don’t cross the boarder with your bestie that’s why I keep ugly ones am not attracted to.

iLegendd:


As a good friend, I gave her mine to practice with. When she got a man, she used it on him and he confessed how tight and sweet she is and can't get enough and he's madly in love with her. This is a girl that never had a tight one.

Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by Divoc19(f): 8:58am On Apr 07
Kini Big Deal?

Respect your God and love your neighbours.

Do not cheat in anyway and give to charity.

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Romance / Re: How To Respectfully Ask For Sex From A Man? by Divoc19(f): 8:55am On Apr 07
Can we play later today? With a nice emoji wink

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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 8:45am On Apr 07
A man with/without experience can not teach his matured wife how to be good and tight in bed. Girls learn these things among themselves when they are younger. Being good in bed does not signify having multitude partners , she may just be an adventurous one.

When a girl is feeling her man she will want to explore her fantasies, that does not mean she has slept with many men.

A man with his virgin wife may still miss experience touch out there and cheat someday.

Have you experience a man teaching his wife how to drive? That is the perfect example of a man teaching his wife how to make smack.

So, if I were a man, I will go for joy that will stay faithful and keep us healthy cheesy

iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay.

Case closed.

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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 8:27am On Apr 07
Bed. We order food or learn on YouTube. Teaching a matured woman how to be good in bed is almost impossible in this part of the world especially when she is too religious.

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Romance / Re: When You See This On Nairaland Who Comes To Your Mind by Divoc19(f): 8:24am On Apr 07
Nairaland MODs frowning at some comments and topics
Romance / Re: Help; My Yoruba Wife Is Charging Me For Sex by Divoc19(f): 8:22am On Apr 07
Get a JOB!
Health / Re: Muslim Women Exercising In Hijab In Saudi Arabia Gym by Divoc19(f): 7:13pm On Apr 06
What a pity
Family / Re: What Do You Call This Kind Of Traditional Marriage List ? by Divoc19(f): 10:00am On Apr 06
The Cows and Goats spoilt this beautiful list.
Family / Re: Viral Video Of Couples Who Chose Bread Over Cake On Their Wedding Party (Video) by Divoc19(f): 9:58am On Apr 06
They could have iced the bread too. But them wan trend with their creativity
Foreign Affairs / Re: War In Sudan: Over 9 Million People Displaced by Divoc19(f): 9:54am On Apr 06
Sometimes I wonder if this figures are exaggerated. Nigerians should give thanks for peace

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Romance / Re: What Is One Thing That Makes You Feels Happy � by Divoc19(f): 9:34am On Apr 06
Going on adventure with someone I really like that likes me back is heavenly smiley

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Romance / Re: How To Easily Get A Nigerian Girl To Sleep With You by Divoc19(f): 9:24am On Apr 06
Give her little money and do any other thing to keep her smiling always. All her standard go melt before your eyes. Then you can toss her wherever you want before her eye go clear.

After awhile, her eye go clear o. She will then adjust and become hard to get and start demanding.

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Health / Re: Jibril Dardau Slumps And Dies In Kogi by Divoc19(f): 8:33am On Apr 06
Gone to sleep
Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by Divoc19(f): 8:08am On Apr 06
goshen26:
Every woman carries her hubby in the bedroom, no matter how heavy he is.

Remind them o
Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by Divoc19(f): 8:04am On Apr 06
Of course. Why not. If not.
If I like someone, I will do anything I can for that person to make life easy and fun.

tefishy:
cheesy like say you fit do am

Family / Re: Woman Carries Her Husband On Her Back While Crossing Muddy Road (Pictures) by Divoc19(f): 10:16pm On Apr 05
So? How is this News?

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Looks Unrecognisable In Igbo Attire by Divoc19(f): 9:42am On Apr 05
cheesy Abeg it's not enough to get BP biko.

At the bolded is not accepted in the North am only stressing the discrepancy in the hypocritical practice.

madridguy:
So this is your anger? But not all Muslim ladies cover all their body.
Make you do small small HBP is real.

Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Looks Unrecognisable In Igbo Attire by Divoc19(f): 9:21am On Apr 05
The fact that a Muslim lady cannot wear other tribe's attire because she has to cover all her body for her beauty to be conceal is annoying to me personally.
Politics / Re: US Warns Citizens Over Shi’ites Protest In Abuja, Others by Divoc19(f): 9:11am On Apr 05
Nigerians. Religion. Hypocrisy.
Fake. People. Everyday. Everywhere.
sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Needs A Lady Friend With Benefits by Divoc19(f): 1:18pm On Mar 31
Make una bring testimony na
Romance / Re: What Do You Still Like About Your Ex? by Divoc19(f): 7:56pm On Mar 30
smiley
Thanks. Soon.
Chenzee:


Ehya! Sorry. Hope you're with someone better now.

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