₦airaland Forum

Aight. But you don’t cross the boarder with your bestie that’s why I keep ugly ones am not attracted to.

iLegendd:
As a good friend, I gave her mine to practice with. When she got a man, she used it on him and he confessed how tight and sweet she is and can't get enough and he's madly in love with her. This is a girl that never had a tight one.

Kini Big Deal?

Respect your God and love your neighbours.

Do not cheat in anyway and give to charity.

Can we play later today? With a nice emoji

A man with/without experience can not teach his matured wife how to be good and tight in bed. Girls learn these things among themselves when they are younger. Being good in bed does not signify having multitude partners , she may just be an adventurous one.

When a girl is feeling her man she will want to explore her fantasies, that does not mean she has slept with many men.

A man with his virgin wife may still miss experience touch out there and cheat someday.

Have you experience a man teaching his wife how to drive? That is the perfect example of a man teaching his wife how to make smack.

So, if I were a man, I will go for joy that will stay faithful and keep us healthy

iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay.

Case closed.

Bed. We order food or learn on YouTube. Teaching a matured woman how to be good in bed is almost impossible in this part of the world especially when she is too religious.

Nairaland MODs frowning at some comments and topics

What a pity

The Cows and Goats spoilt this beautiful list.

They could have iced the bread too. But them wan trend with their creativity

Sometimes I wonder if this figures are exaggerated. Nigerians should give thanks for peace

Going on adventure with someone I really like that likes me back is heavenly

Give her little money and do any other thing to keep her smiling always. All her standard go melt before your eyes. Then you can toss her wherever you want before her eye go clear.

After awhile, her eye go clear o. She will then adjust and become hard to get and start demanding.

Gone to sleep

goshen26:
Every woman carries her hubby in the bedroom, no matter how heavy he is.

Remind them o

Of course. Why not. If not.
If I like someone, I will do anything I can for that person to make life easy and fun.

tefishy:
like say you fit do am

So? How is this News?

Abeg it's not enough to get BP biko.

At the bolded is not accepted in the North am only stressing the discrepancy in the hypocritical practice.

madridguy:
So this is your anger? But not all Muslim ladies cover all their body.
Make you do small small HBP is real.

The fact that a Muslim lady cannot wear other tribe's attire because she has to cover all her body for her beauty to be conceal is annoying to me personally.

Nigerians. Religion. Hypocrisy.
Fake. People. Everyday. Everywhere.

Make una bring testimony na

Thanks. Soon.

Chenzee:
Ehya! Sorry. Hope you're with someone better now.

He looks like my Dad. When am with him I feel secure. But heists self centered and greedy

Upload the audio

Am not o. Why do I have to be?

RaySimran:
Goodluck, hope you're also strong in "za oza room"

No am about to get hook on one

RaySimran:
Your ex hubby . Are you from Akwa mbom?

2024. Who is reading this?

Good let her keep rejecting men. She has missed out on all the good things in life already.

Dear Author, how many more years do we have to wait for you to release the book titled "LACED BROWNIES"

iykbethany:
Saturday, May 22 was supposed to be my last day on earth but God said NO, it's not my time to die. Pls read to the end, you will learn one or two things from this...

It was my daughters birthday so I organised a small party and paid someone to get us food, drinks, cake and small chops. Well the lady I contracted to handle this was not feeling too well so she gave the contract to her friend. Unfortunately, her friend laced the brownies with ARIZONA which I understand is a hard drug.

So I ate a lil bit of the brownies around 9 or 10am and that's all I could remember. 1 hour later I got a knock on my head and I passed out.

Thank God I was1 with my friend. Several things could have happened, I could have died from cardiac arrest, brain damage or madness. Or even memory loss. If any of these had happened, I'm sure some people would say it's bc my parents are sinners, or maybe I wanted to do rirual/blood money or maybe I offended my juju, mamy water or whatever. I know people must say something. Davido is a successful artist and his dad a billionaire, yet when davidos friend died few years ago some people said he used his friend for ritual lol.

I say this all the time, the energy poor black people put in finding out why rich people are rich, if they devote the same energy to find out why they are poor maybe they will find solution to their problems.

At least if you nor get money, try get sense.

From what happened to me on May 22, I am certain that most of these people that run mad in Nigeria every now and then is not as a result of rituals, wicked uncles or village people. Its mostly bc of drug abuse.

Just imagine if I was alone on May 22. Say I attended a party alone, ate cake that was laced with weed or some hard drugs. Then 2 hours later the drugs started reacting in my system while I'm driving home?. I'm sure most people would be busy taking videos and pictures of my brokos instead of giving me help bc that's what someone in that condition needs. Why do we still behave like primitive people?

In my case I was in 2 different planets at the same time. I saw many dead people, even people that died when I was in primary school.

I am still healing, still recovering but once I fully recover I will write a book which I will title LACED BROWNIES.
Nairalanders, abeg make una follow me thank God.

Sure nobody is perfect. This post is talking about men.

It takes 2 to tango. There is always a re-action to an action.

blaise26abj:
And you are blame free ? You are a squeaky clean saint who sits next to Jesus! If we hear from the man now , he probably dodged a bullet too

Gosh! I couldn't believe what I was viewing

Wow. Under-rated Advice!

kokakola:
Women are emotional, Men are logical. Learn to read what is unwritten. Avoid a bitter person as a spouse, it doesn't always end well .