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My boyfriend and i share the same birthday and its going to be a rily big day for us. we av being dating for 2 years now and i rily luv him so much so i want 2 get him something rily special. Any sugesstions apart from sex will b very much apperciated.

lilwaynes new style of rapping sounds like pasuma (d fuji singer). can i get a wittness?

stillwater:
A baby talks.

i second dat

Blood_Shed:
I've been here for roughly 6 months now and most of the females I come across here always seem to be diagnosed with AQS (African Queen Syndrome, I blame that idiot 2face for blowing up their heads with that stupid song), like every man has to grovel to their feet. Even the ones that look like Donkey Kong feel the need to talk rubbish.

How many times amI sitting down or waving a taxi and some monkey looking she-male-animal walks up to me like ''why are you always looking at me?''. One caught a backslap on Friday cos she was all in my face for literally nothing.

What is it with you lot, or maybe a clash of cultures, but a man doesnt beg or take rubbish either, unless its in Nigeria of course lol.

I thought Naija London girls were bad.

are u serious??
ok

bus conductor
oooshodi ooooo
notin do u
he was fightin me
i wnt 2 suck gari
which levels
chairman
agege bread
ewa aguyin
bucateria
container(d ibo folks)
i won chop
d guy MOVED my biro ( to steal)
solo jackin or chopin

i was once in d same shoes dat ur in rite now and i made a big mess of my self. everything happened like u jst explained but i kept on forcing things,thinking i could make him love me. i still had 2 leave him later and then it was rily hard cos i got so into him. he crumbled my heart. its being over a month n i avn't gotten over it yet. i totally regret d how relationship because there was no nice time, notin like d sweet begining blah blah blah. it was terrible although. so my advice 4 u is: d guy doesn't love u so and he never did so
run 4 ur life b4 u get 2 d point of no control (when u start 2 luv himso much n feel like ur world revolves around him)and end up like me

u get bad breath

yes i will agree with you cos i av had a similar experience too. i took him bck and dumped him after i week of going out and chopping his money .

i think u should tell him. no one wants 2 marry a exhoe, even if she as repented.

there is some thing ur not telling us. luv doesn't jst die like that somthing must have gone wrong . . . . . well except u were jst infatuated and unlike love infatuation doesn't last.

mixy12:
It seems you don't have good communication with him and is bad. On a very good day just tell him 'you don't smile good try and work on ur fat'. My girl do tell me when something is not right. Or if you can't, just get a sim and text him as someone not u

thats a good idea. i'll try dat. thanks

i av done dat a couple of times but there were no changes. i guess he tot i was jokin

dere is no event comin up. how would i jst wake one morning and send him deodorants. it will look insultive

@ poster
nice, were did u get it from or did u form it?

bronx_dog:
wait until his tommy blocks his deek before you tell him, thats when you go know say, black man is not the same as white man.

his not white, his black,nigerian.

wen we started dating he was a bit fat but i rily didn't care cos he was handsome and i love him. but all of a sudden he jst started 2 blowup. i rily dn't undastand plus he sweats alot, probably cos he's fatter. i hate 2 say dis but his startin 2 av body odour 2 and his hairy chest . . . . . . . . . god! i rily dn't no how 2 tell him 2 loss weight and wax his hair. i still love him and i dn't wnt 2 hurt his feelin? what should i do?
its not lik am lookin 4 a mr perfect or this things av reduced d love i av for him. its jst dat ting could b better if dis things change

@ olanajim
thanks a lot 4 ur advice

He hardly called, not even d regular gudmorning and gudnite callin and nytime i complained he says his busy. We never rily spent time 2gether cos he rily didn't care about seeing me and wen i ask if he misses me his like " yes of course all dis thing dn't rily matter 2 me" and i started 2 get rily confused like mayb this is just his altitude and i should learn how 2 undastand him. it was wen things got rily bad i decided 2 leave. it was all rily bad 4 me cos i never wanted d relationship and he practically begged me into luving him. some times i feel he is jst tryin 2 pay me bck cos he went though a lot 2 get me but i feel if he rily luvs me he won't tink dat way

@ olanajim
dnt get me wrong. Wen i say luv i dnt mean gifts and fancy things. i mean true affection and all dat. 2 me dere is more 2 luv dan all dat

WE STARTED OUT 2 YEARS AGO, I LOVED HIM ALOT AND I WASN'T AFAIRD OF SHOWIN IT BUT HE NEVER JUST APPRECIATED ME. I WAS LIKE D ONLY ONE DOING ALL D LUVIN AND CALLIN. EVERYONE WAS TELLIN ME 2 LEAVE HIM BUT I JUST DIDN'T LISTEN COS I LUVED HIM SOOOOOOOOO MUCH EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T TREATING ME RIGHT. I CRIED A LOT BUT I COULDN'T JST LEAVE HIM. ONE DAY I MADE UP MY MIND 2 MOVE ON AND SOME HOW I WAS ABLE 2 SO I BROKEUP WIT HIM AND HE DIDN'T EVEN ACT LIKE HE CARED. AFTER 2WEEKS 2 MY GREATEST SUPRISE HE CAME BCK BEGGING. AFTER LIK 1 MONTH OF" AM SORRY" I TOOK HIM BCK LAST WEEK. NOW I RILY DN'T NO HOW 2 TREAT HIM SO AS 2 KEEP HIM ON HIS TOES. DO U TINK I SHOULD CONTINUE WIT D FORMER LUVEY DUBEY OR JST ACT LIKE I DN'T CARE BOUT HIM? AND IF I DO DIS WOULD I B PUSHING HIM AWAY? AM RILY CONFUSED because WEN I WAS SHOWING HIM LUV I WAS GETTING NOTIN BUT WEN I IGNORED HIM HE GAVE ME ALOT OF ATTENEION. PLS GUYS I RILY NEED UR ADVICE

Dios:
But you can always defend the title!!!

yes, he can defend d title but he doesn't have 2 so he doesn't want 2. Jst imagine, if some nigerian start 2 say george bush is not d president of america or vice versa do u think he will come down all d way 2 nigeria jst 2 prove himself when everybody know d truth? it will b a waste of time

one day while travellin in a plane i look down and saw all d big towers, brigdes and every thing that means a lot 2 us as humans and they all looked like small pieces of legos scattered around the ground, den somtin said 2 me "this is how God from high above views all mens inventions, technolgy and every thing dat we see as very important  and extraodinary. So u can imagime him lookin down and seeing some ignorant pple sayin he does exsist because dey feel dey av aquired so much knowledge in d brain he created 4 dem. he will jst laugh and watch them lik its some  kind of comedy show. he is 2 big to come down jst 2 prove he is God 2 some pple. U CAN'T FIGHT FOR A TITLE U ALREADY OWN. IT MAKES NO SENSE.