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Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Gabry(f): 11:20am On Jan 18, 2009
i like it when a Nigerian says "ah ah". I dont know why but they sound cute when they say it. Especially with a slightly high peech squeeky tone. grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2009
:d
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 3:40pm On Jan 18, 2009
Ah! Ah! Wus-rong-wit-u? smiley
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 4:16pm On Jan 18, 2009
Nothing
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mykali(m): 5:04pm On Jan 18, 2009
u guys want nigerian langwa. go no further than the waffi boyz. lemme name a few . .

guy chop knuckle wink

that chik dey shokori me oh grin

guy make u melow na (cool down)

no dey trangwa (throw a tantrum)

guy u too sabi, u be sabinus?

e nor go eazy for ezikiel

e don bad for bardabass (barnabass)

guy this wan wey u dey puff up like dis, u chop puff-puff? grin grin grin

no dey scatter-yarn for here

shiooo, u shop (chop) crase?
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 5:18pm On Jan 18, 2009
Speaking from Experience
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mykali(m): 5:52pm On Jan 18, 2009
daniel, u know i am your elder around here. so show some respect . angry grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 5:57pm On Jan 18, 2009
shocked
John Obi Mikel is talking shocked
Nairaland nor Resemble football o tongue
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by studio43(m): 9:02pm On Jan 18, 2009
--my guy abeg try front u dey yarn dust
--no matter how them plenty reach, una no fit see my back
--mugu fall, guy man chop
--i wan go wak
--if i slap u, u go forget your last name grin grin grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Gabry(f): 1:42am On Jan 19, 2009
D1KeleVra:

Ah! Ah! Wus-rong-wit-u? smiley

Ah Ah, grin I wish I could hear the real thing from you  grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Gabry(f): 2:00am On Jan 19, 2009
studio43:

--if i slap u, u go forget your last name grin grin grin

LMAO! Genious! grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by SeanT21(f): 2:50am On Jan 19, 2009
Most of those words are Liberian!!

They are not unique to Nigeria!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mohawkchic(f): 5:26am On Jan 19, 2009
~Mind Yourself oh
~This Girl Will kill me Oh
~Abeg Go Baff
~Make Ar Gist You
~See This Boy Dey Borrow Pose
~No Shaking
~You Dey Vex Me Oh Abeg Face
~You Dey Find My Trouble
~Vamoosh From My Sight Before I Land You Slap
~Shine Shine boBo
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by SeanT21(f): 6:48am On Jan 19, 2009
mohawkchic:

~Mind Yourself oh
~This Girl Will kill me Oh
~Abeg Go Baff
~Make Ar Gist You
~See This Boy Dey Borrow Pose
~No Shaking
~You Dey Vex Me Oh Abeg Face
~You Dey Find My Trouble
~Vamoosh From My Sight Before I Land You Slap
~Shine Shine boBo


Translation to Liberian Ninglish~~~

Nigerian                                                                                                                         Liberian
Mind Yourself oh                                                                                                            I baking U oh
This Girl Will kill me Oh                                                                                                 This lil girl killing me oh my people
Abeg Go Baff                                                                                                                I baking U,Go baff
You Dey Vex Me Oh Abeg Face                                                                                    You vex with me
You Dey Find My Trouble                                                                                             You looking for trouble
Vamoosh From My Sight Before I Land You Slap                                         You betta move before I slap you
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by pureminded: 3:04pm On Jan 19, 2009
Aahhh i don laff tire ooo , But all of una vecx me , u don one of the most porpular word for our own OBODO NIGERIA.

UP NEPAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dizzywezzy(f): 4:02pm On Jan 19, 2009
bus conductor
oooshodi ooooo
notin do u
he was fightin me
i wnt 2 suck gari
which levels
chairman
agege bread
ewa aguyin
bucateria
container(d ibo folks)
i won chop
d guy MOVED my biro ( to steal)
solo jackin or chopin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by jaybee3(m): 4:07pm On Jan 19, 2009
trafficate
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 4:10pm On Jan 19, 2009
Iya papin e grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 4:13pm On Jan 19, 2009
Oloriburuku (Tipical Yoruba pple) grin
Oloshi (Tipical Yoruba pple) grin
Lets go there
No-long-thing
Fi-i-le
Were Osan/Were Aro/Were Ale
Moimi (Tipical Yoruba pple) grin
Ebi nkpa mi(Tipical Yoruba pple) grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by mohawkchic(f): 5:19pm On Jan 19, 2009
SeanT21:

Translation to Liberian Ninglish~~~


I baking U oh
This lil girl killing me oh my people
I baking U,Go baff
You vex with me
You looking for trouble
You betta move before I slap you[/b]


~Aaaw been so long since i heard the Liberian accent,Reading it sure brough back memories!! kiss -Had a few acquintances,i loved listening to them talk!! I was actually tryinig to say your words in the Liberain accent!! embarassed

~Could it be you spelt "Begging"  >>> "Baking"  as in how it sounds when saying it?
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by SeanT21(f): 10:07pm On Jan 19, 2009
mohawkchic:


~Aaaw been so long since i heard the Liberian accent,Reading it sure brough back memories!! kiss -Had a few acquintances,i loved listening to them talk!! I was actually tryinig to say your words in the Liberain accent!! embarassed

~Could it be you spelt "Begging" >>> "Baking" as in how it sounds when saying it?



Yes O~~~We pronounce begging as "Baking"!!Strange huhI know!
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Gabry(f): 11:27pm On Jan 19, 2009
Hey, thats nice. Im gonna start using that slang smiley
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 10:46am On Jan 20, 2009
hehehe i trust u, fast learner kiss
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 10:56am On Jan 20, 2009
love is sometimes pronounced as loff
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by D1KeleVra(m): 11:02am On Jan 20, 2009
Wow! Very insightful Ben. And I always thought u were slow to learn. . . how to learn. grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 11:08am On Jan 20, 2009
. . . and Dayo is sometimes pronounced as rayo cry
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 11:19am On Jan 20, 2009
and Ben is somtimes pronounced as Beeni
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 11:28am On Jan 20, 2009
wat other people think of me is none of my business grin
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by tytylayor: 12:21pm On Jan 20, 2009
if u like behave like mad man, e no concern people tongue
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by Ben13: 1:22pm On Jan 20, 2009
who is people
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by dani1luv: 2:43pm On Jan 20, 2009
Horse tongue
Re: Words You Will Only Hear From A Nigerian by chidipupay(m): 8:30pm On Jan 20, 2009
I will tell daddy for you
Help me scratch my back abeg
please load me recharge card
you don chop
you belle ful
i tire no be say i lazy
no be today yash dey back
na who mess?

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