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PoliticsRe: Pix: Boy's Hand Was Cut Off While Attempting To Steal A Phone Through The Window by DjAndroid: 4:49am On May 01, 2016
This was on the front page last week.
Jokes EtcRe: Comic, Memes: Penelope! by DjAndroid: 8:20am On Apr 29, 2016
Nonsense
RomanceRe: When Woman Gives U Tough Time Before Agreeing To Marriage by DjAndroid: 8:02am On Apr 29, 2016
Stale
RomanceRe: So This Guy Can't Wait For Honey Moon To Start(picture) Hilarious by DjAndroid: 7:33am On Apr 29, 2016
The guy dey look chief bride's maid.
EducationRe: 11 Rules You Will Never Learn In School - Bill Gates (pictures) by DjAndroid: 7:27am On Apr 29, 2016
crackhouse:
is this ur phone new one or fairly used?
Do business with him at your own risk. He is an unrepentant scammer.
PhonesRe: Meet The World's Cheapest Laptop by DjAndroid: 11:12pm On Apr 27, 2016
TechPill:
This is probably the cheapest laptop in the world, Chinese manufacturing company Allwinner is set to launch the cheapest laptop in the world for just $79. This sound crazy right? Allwinner promise to make this laptop available to every home around the world. below are the specifications you might want to check out.

cheapest laptop in the world

>> 11.6″ 1366 x 768 display.
>> Allwinner A64 quad-core ARM Cortex-A53
>> ARM Mali400MP2 GPU.
>> 1GB of RAM, and 8GB of flash storage. (higher options available)
>> Remix OS 2.0

The company promised the price will only be reduce if there is a high order, that means if the demand is high then the cost will be reduced.

There is also 14.1- inche version which will be sold for just $99, this is extremely cheap. the price will also be increase if buyer wants the 2G RAM or with a bigger internal memory let say 8G, 16G or the 32G version. The Laptop run on Remix OS, which is the much talk about high rated OS on board, its an android version with many full PC features. You can watch the video in the link below.

Source: http://www.techpill.net/2016/04/meet-cheapest-laptop-in-world.html

seun, lalasticlala, mynd44

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My mobile phone is 3 gig RAM, 32 gig internal storage.
HealthRe: This Man Here Says Cancer Can Be Cured In 3 Minutes See Here by DjAndroid: 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2016
Abia!
AutosRe: Faultless And Cleanest Registered 2010 Carmy Muscle Selling@2.m by DjAndroid: 8:27am On Apr 19, 2016
Lol @ your price
EducationRe: 35 Common Equations In Chemistry That You Must Know by DjAndroid: 6:28am On Apr 17, 2016
ABIA!
CultureRe: Culture Shock. Caption This Photo. by DjAndroid: 1:21pm On Apr 16, 2016
FATIMA, LOOK AT THIS UNREPENTANT SINNER!
Christianity EtcRe: Preparing For Rapture, Part 10, Holiness by DjAndroid: 12:38am On Apr 13, 2016
Following. ...
PoliticsRe: His Tompolo A Fugitive Or An Hero? by DjAndroid: 11:16pm On Apr 12, 2016
His Tompolo A Fugitive Or An Hero?

PoliticsRe: God Warned Us About APC, But We Don't Read Bible. by DjAndroid: 7:57am On Apr 11, 2016
Stale
Christianity EtcRe: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by DjAndroid: 10:56am On Apr 10, 2016
tosinjay:
To be a preacher of the Gospel as you called it we have already all been called by God to be preachers. But to be a pastor one must be called by God.
Please what is the primary assignment of a pastor?
Christianity EtcRe: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by DjAndroid: 10:44am On Apr 10, 2016
I ask again, must one be called by God to become a preacher of the gospel?
EducationRe: Cost Of Living In Canada And England, Which Is Lower??? by DjAndroid: 10:36am On Apr 10, 2016
I never fly comot for Naija before but from the tales wey I don hear for the two places you mentioned, London will be more expensive to live in.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Political Rescue Team Thread Part 1 by DjAndroid: 10:33am On Apr 10, 2016
Abia!
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Corona - 1999 @ N480,000.00 by DjAndroid: 10:30am On Apr 10, 2016
Converted.
Christianity EtcRe: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by DjAndroid: 10:12am On Apr 10, 2016
Must one be called by God to become a preacher of the gospel?
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Share On Nairaland Where Does It Go by DjAndroid: 9:35am On Apr 10, 2016
If you have followers, you are sharing with them.

Modified ****
RomanceRe: For Couples And Those About To Get Married by DjAndroid:
Badly formatted, make I help you


FOR COUPLES AND THOSE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED

FOR OUR MEN:

Carry your wife to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room, make her feel like a baby at times. The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2yrs old girl at times, that's why women behave childish or silly at times.

You may have an argument with your wife and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house, it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce, she is just being childish, she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes and say "I am sorry for the argument". That's women for you.

Every brother needs to study in the university of
women before getting married, read books about them, learn what the Bible says about them and you will hardly have a problem with them.

Though there may still be some challenges, because you're both from different background and your imperfections are bound to stand.
So, read books about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes.

Don't just jump into marriage with an empty head
about matrimony, you will have problems.

How many men can tolerate their wives nagging let alone shouting? It's said that, you should be quiet when your spouse is angry, when one person is fire, the other person should be water.

Brothers, when your wife steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes turn red, just smile at her, if she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault. So why shout at her over every small mistake?

As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty.

Some men are feminist; Do "hide and seek" with your wife, sing poems for your wife in the garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you.

Assist her in the house chores, pound yam, fetch water, don't make her look like your maid.

Bathe together, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know how to cook. Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise. It's not only a feminine duty.

Use blind folds to cover her eyes and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/ school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under
her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard.

Kiss her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair.

Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner.

All these are part of being romantic...When a woman tells you that you are not romantic. It means you are not doing all these things, its not the romance in the bedroom she is talking about. That's why, you brothers have to study "women's language" it's a 10 year course.

FOR LADIES:

It is part of your duty to be romantic too. Your shyness shouldn't get to your marital life and that doesn't mean you should be shy to express your love to your husband.

Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo, bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it's fun and romantic! Discuss how lovely he is on your facebook timeline, this will trip him a lot.

You should be chatting with your husband, not other men on social media networks.

Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat.

At times, bake cake for him to surprise him.

Ladies, use your soft voice to sing for him, be
creative, a poem like (twinkle, twinkle lovely spouse, how I wonder what you are, up above my world so high, like a diamond in my heart).

Sing poems for him, no shyness is allowed. Don't just be welcoming your husband with an angry face because there is no money in the house, God is our provider.

Don't welcome your husband with your body smelling maggi, don't only play with your husband when he receives his salary.

Welcome him with a warm hug always, and when he is going to work, pray to God to keep him safe and for him to be successful.

Support him, advise him, wipe his tears, be grateful to him, it's not easy to be a man, when you see his
faith waxing cold, encourage him, don't threaten him that you will seek for divorce.

Don't compare him with other men, buy him gifts, wash his clothes, sing for him, praise him in a way that he wouldn't think of an alternative, be the best cook, wash his car if u have the time, dress him up, pamper him when he is sick.

Wake him with a peck and don't complain about his snoring habit. Let kiss be the messenger between you.

Read books on intimacy, don't learn it
from what you see in movies..
Most of what you see there are not real.

Call your husband pet names. Though you can also call him by his name even if he is 30yrs older than you, as far as he is comfortable with it.

Remember that, God said, men are the protectors and maintainers of women. So respect him and honour him even if he is younger than you.

Marriage isn't a bed of roses but a bed of sacrifice. It's said that, there is nothing better for
two people who love each other than marriage.

To fall in love is a disease and its cure is to marry the person one is in love with. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance and you find out you still care for that person.
Jokes EtcRe: (Hilarious Picture) See What Buhari Have Done To Dis Man.(Capture) by DjAndroid: 8:54am On Apr 10, 2016
Very stale.
PoliticsRe: He Got Deceived And This Happened To Him by DjAndroid: 7:56am On Apr 10, 2016
Stale.
PhonesRe: 6 Things NITEL Should Do To Get Nigerians To Buy Its SIM Cards Like Hot Cakes! by DjAndroid: 7:25am On Apr 10, 2016
igbodefender:
Sir, it is still NITEL but NITEL owns MTEL (not NTEL). Thanks for the effort anyway. cool
Bro it is NTEL not Mtel or NITEL.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope’s New Guidelines On Love, Sex And Marriage by DjAndroid: 7:48pm On Apr 08, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Catholic church says cohabit if finance is your problem

Bible say marry if you have burning desire for each other. Wedding requires money marriage does not.

I go with the bible.
What is marriage and what is wedding?
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Adds Wikipedia Search Engine To Its Latest Feature Updates by DjAndroid: 3:46pm On Apr 08, 2016
pinkyruledworld:
new feature? u are extremely stale, this has been around since God knows when and btw its not officially from whatsapp
No mind the dude, him just dey wake up.
PoliticsRe: Naira Exchange Rates Today by DjAndroid: 2:31pm On Apr 08, 2016
enlightenedmind:
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!
So you no know wetin be parallel market? Even when it's clearly written up there? If you don't know, ask questions. Don't be fast to argue over what you don't understand.

Smh for you.
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Lynched By Mob In Ikeja (Graphic Photos) by DjAndroid: 2:06pm On Apr 08, 2016
Jungle justice not the way but if you have been robbed by these elements, you go shoot robber if given a gun.
Car TalkRe: Why Don't Car Dealers Import Diesel-powered Cars To Nigerians? by DjAndroid: 9:28am On Apr 08, 2016
Remember diesel is more expensive than petrol in normal conditions.
CelebritiesRe: Why This Jamaican Minister Is So Hot & Why Nigeria Also Need Someone Like This by DjAndroid: 3:45am On Apr 07, 2016

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