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wtfCode:
mehn, u must be terribly stubborn back then.
As for ya mama, she's a heartless and brainless b*tch

Na your mama be brainless b**tch and prost1tute. na mad man fvck ur mama mek den born u. eediot.

Na fake girls.
Abi dem no be Chinko girls?

That one small, na for eye my mama been dey put me the pepper then.

The boy no dey hear.

sonofananimal1:
MAKE I GAMBLE,
YOUR POST FIT ENTER FRONT PAGE

THIS STORY IS NOT NEW.

YES!
THAT AMOUNT CAN GET YOU A "WEED" PROCESSING COMPANY.

SylarsMcQuins:
So God who made dem black made a mistake

HELP ME ASK DEM

BECOS THEY WANT TO LOOK LIKE OYINBO.

Location

therealdeal10:
Haha so d romance section is full of lies

That is eh, trailer load of lies. You don't even need a lie detector there.

hasmuz:
You nailed it bro! So true......
Nairaland is another planet on its own

And......make I add one rule again

9. There are some people here on Nairaland that always get FP no matter what e.g Tosyne2much and our Oga Lala

Don't mind them, their thread always make FP no matter how silly it is.

So when will Iraqi govt begin talks with ISIS? Fruitless venture.

1. If you are Igbo or Yoruba, and you cannot absorb bullying, please stay away from POLITICS SECTION.

2. If you love and enjoy arguments alot then RELIGION and POLITICS SECTION be your home.

3. If you love listening to lies and dumb arguments, ROMANCE SECTION is it!

4. If you love women alot, don't be fooled by some monikers that carry (f) as female, especially in the romance section, most of them are guys.

5. If you are Igbo or Yoruba, don't be fooled by some monikers that carry Igbo name or Yoruba name thinking he/she is your brother/sister, BE CAREFUL! HE IS NOT YOUR BROTHER.

6. If you are seeking admission into an institution, don't mind those people who advertise post UME for various schools. 99% of them are scammers.

7. If you have low budget for data for browsing, don't worry, spread your mat on the PHONE SECTION, someone will teach you how to reconfigure your phone and at times damage your phone just to get free 10 mb.

8. And lastly, if you want to make front page, always open threads about Wizkid, Davido or Tiwa Savage and front page is Sure!

If I remember another rule , I won't hesitate to let you know!

In osuofia's voice : Abia!

Op, how can you just wake up this afternoon and begin to bore us with stale stories? This picture has been on the front page since morning.

Always search the forum before creating new threads.

Big lie!

It's a sculptural work.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/23/this-fallen-angel-sculpture-is-a-little-too-realistic-5309634/

What's the location?

Op, you should not have opened a thread for this sh1t. You should have searched the forum for similar topic before opening this.

IdiAmin1:
Now this is what I call a constructive criticism by an opposition unlike one Mr Lair who abused the president and the entire country all in the name of opposition.

Messi is a goat.

The only sensible comment so far.
1000 likes.

musicwriter:
How much does it cost to make a song in a low end recording studio in Jamaica?. Here in Nigeria I make my songs with as little as N40.000/track (about $200).

And, how much does it take to record in a high end studio?. Here, I hear Don Jazzy could charge as much as N500.000/track.

I need know this cause I'm raising money planning to come there for my recordings sometime in the future. The type of music I do, roots reggae have no good producers in Nigeria at the moment.

I am a Nigerian and I'm presently in Nigeria. Last knowledge of the cost was like 8 years ago. But i can make enquiries in JA and tell you. I can also link you to Producers in Kingston and St Elizabeth.

I will be back with the cost .
BRB!

*Modified *

There's basically no small or big studio there . Great riddims can come out of the ones you may call small studio. It depends on the producer and the skills.

On the average, about $500 US can get you a good track. That is about 5000 JA dollar.

1. Some people think that Jamaican Patois is the rastaman's language.

No!

Every Jamaican speak patois.

2. The religion of Jamaicans is rastaferianism.

No!

There are also many born again Christians in Jamaica

3. What gives Jamaican Patois it's distinctive sound?

It is a mixture of languages from YORUBA, IGBO, PORTUGUESE, SPANISH AND ENGLISH.

Rudebwoy:
Following. ...

what is the title of the beat of T.O.K foot prints?

And Cullie budz - Come again.

CC: Lalasticlala

TOK footprints = "Drop a leaf riddim"

PSquare's song- tilted "me and my Brother" is the naija version of Drop a leaf riddim.

Collie budz - Come again = "Last war riddim"
Rhymzo also did a song with last war riddim.


You can get the riddim instrumental on music download sites or even YouTube.

Reggae Lovers let's meet here and help each other.

I can answer some Questions about Jamaican reggae and artistes, riddims and riddim instrumentals and Even some things about Jamaican Patois.

If you are an upcoming reggae singer and need Jamaican reggae riddims (beats) I can tell you how to get the riddim instrumental of any song (if it's available)

Let me give a little insight, almost all Jamaican reggae riddims (beats) have title. One can easily get that riddim instrumental if he knows the title of the riddim.

For instance, the riddim instrumental used by Patoranking in the song "Alubarika" ft timaya is called " OMG riddim" (OMG= Oh my Gosh)
So if you want to get that riddim instrumental, just search for "OMG riddim instrumental".

The riddim used by Rhymzo in the song "my jungle" is called "Sugar riddim"

Just name your favourite reggae song, and I can help you find the riddim and the instrumental.

Welcome to Jamaica on nairaland.

Bless up mi yute!

Lalasticlala! Please do us a favour!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T4spZ1vVG7Y/hqdefault.jpg

To hell with that response.
To hell with that link.
To hell with a thread that contains nothing.

If you like give me #50bn, I go still come back. No place like Naija.

alfredo4u:
World apart bro......Buhari senior that guy by far.....na Obama suppose stand and greet him



Elder no dey him village?

Epic!!!!!!

Gono cacus no dey fear face!

nwarosa:
What exactly are they auditioning for and why are you collecting money for auditions?

Don't mind that scammer

NA DEM SABI