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I receive tens of those messages everyday.

This thread is so empty

This is the reply I got.

Journalism in Nigeria: very high risk, very poor remuneration! Honestly, I don't blame them.

Killings Everytime!

Continue to sell.

750k for a naija used 1992 carina? Seller, you try!

Tokumbo golf 4 come be how much?

ola2007:
sir can he go for 150k cash in hand now

Lol @ the price of the 2nd car

All you kids who don't know their left and right listen.

1. Never do business with a person who doesn't have a shop. Don't patronise market hustlers. Make sure you buy your stuff in a shop and collect a receipt for the item.

2. Such markets have unions. Whenever a problem arises between you and the seller and cannot be settled by the people around, try to locate the union office and report the matter there. They will surely take it up and solve your problem.

3. Stop being afraid when you go to any organised market. They have rules guiding them. The mischievous traders will only intimidate you when they find out your are ignorant of the market make - up.

He who have ears let him hear!

Lazy Op, I don help you do am.

youngsahito:
There are variety of acts ladies display
when they visit guys, and they want to
avoid s3x just to protect their dignity. In
fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these
acts…
As a matter of fact, some of them will still
fall prey.


1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide
Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”,
na so I lock door. The lady stood up
immediately and demanded I opened the
door, saying she was suffocating of heat.
For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet
she didn’t trust me.


2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing
Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you
might have noticed it. Once she starts
seeing your moves, she will PING or send
her friend a Whatsapp/BBM, that she
should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone
will start ringing at intervals, she will pick
and start begging the person to kindly give
her 5minutes to show up


3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with
you; she had barely spent 45mins, and
starts heading towards the door when she
notices your boxers is having a different
shape, she says “my mom should be
expecting me by now cos I told her I
wouldn’t stay long”.


4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine
paid me a visit. She entered into my room
and refused to sit on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree;
oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree
oooo… Could you believe this lady said
she was comfortable and stood for nearly
30 minutes.


5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for
the toilet, saying she wanted to change
her pad. Immediately, I begin para like
person wey breeze blow him original Bsc
certificate for inside gutter.


6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested
In watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will
focus on the movie as if they are writing
their final year exam.


7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell
you that you are the first guy that she will
be stepping her feet into his room. This is
to signal to you that courtesy demands
you don’t initiate sex.


8. She Wears A Tight Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves. Those who are not too sure of
themselves will wear a jean trouser that
will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri.


9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that
she will be coming with a friend. She
suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s
just one of those things.


10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be
fasting in a bid to signal to you that No
show at all. Funny enough, some of them
will mistakenly eat bubble gum. Hahahaha
Feel free to add urs...

ladyF:
my man would never do that, I got no worries

abia! trust no man. I tell you.

They are talking about whatsapp Web not the ones in our phones.

delectablegyal:
Mumu, after making the money, sheee u will nt spend it on me?

allow him make the money first.

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

You come woo me, abi you no get mouth?


Sorry! Monday morning is all about the money. Close this thread and reopen it on Friday when I don make some cash, then we go know who go woo the other.

Zombie booth. Android app

This Op, dem no teach you how to use tenses for you primary school?

Op, are you sure it's your neighbour's son? We have seen the picture here some months ago.

How many times are we going to discuss this picture here?

https://www.nairaland.com/2412523/gej-someone-verify-picture#35269881

A picture that has been circulating even before GEJ left office.

modelee:
MODELEE IA BACK AGAIN
TO AVOID BEING CHARGED BY YOUR ENGINEER COS YOU WANT TO FLASH UR ANDROID PHONE JUST FOLLW THE STEPS BELOW.

if u are using a andriod phone and u want to
flash it.
1) just switch of d phone, after that hold
d (volume up button) and d (center or menu
buttom) and the (power buttom) the power
bottom is the one that u use to switch on/off ur
phone .
2)as u are holding those buttom then on ur phone u will see so many things just enter
flashing and ur phone we be flash
successfully....................

Even my nephew who is in primary 4 knows this.

Dem no let you snap the interior?

Abia!

They are yet to block mine
If they eventually do, I will just abandon the line till after the whole madness.

But why will they subject Nigerians to this nonsense, is it our fault that the lines were not properly registered?. I expected one senator to raise the issue on the floor but no one did.

Chanchit:
There's a reggae song I'm looking for,I don't know the title, but there's a line in the song which says"there's a fire on the mountain, babylonia don fall down today, babylonia on fall down" I know even the lyrics is not correct cos its in patois.

But another reggae song I'm listening to now is adis ababa by hill culture.

So many reggae songs contain such lyrics. Next time you hear the song use shazam or other apps to know the artiste.

Hehe. The guy get mind dupe police oo

Op, have you heard about the word "paragraph"?

Op so these things make sense to now eh?

You sure say no be fake Nadis you buy?

Since them fit pirate Tecno phones, anything is very possible for Naija.