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Jokes EtcRe: The Meeting by djcrooky(op): 3:47pm On Aug 19, 2008
order this is no playground
Jokes EtcRe: This Is The Best by djcrooky(m): 6:19pm On Aug 17, 2008
the two have been here b4 but still sounds nice
Jokes EtcRe: Coffee Plight by djcrooky(m): 6:17pm On Aug 17, 2008
NEVER HAEDR EM

NICE ONE
Jokes EtcRe: The Meeting by djcrooky(op): 5:54pm On Aug 17, 2008
info what are the matters arising
Jokes EtcThe Meeting by djcrooky(op): 5:50pm On Aug 17, 2008
look at the position u occupy

DJCROOKY-   PRESIDENT

ITUEN-          VICE PRESIDENT

MIGINES-      DIRECTOR

JEOVY -  ASS DIRECTOR

CLEMCYKUL-TREASURER

EQUILIBRIUM - ASS TREASURER

INFOBABA- SECRETARY

OLARI- ASS SECRETARY

SAM MILLA- PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

MR. TURKEY-ASS PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

IBKAYE  -RECEPTIONIST 1

GABRYWYL-    RECEPTIONIST 2


STUDIO 43 -PROVOST

JAYMOBB -ASS PROVOST

SHOWBOBO- GATEMAN AND ERRAND BOY

LEXICON0 CLEANER

THUGSLIFE- DOORMAN PPL NOT GATE MAN EVERY BODY MUST PASS THROUGH HIM B4 COMING IN




      PLS NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY A WAY OF ABUSING ANY NAIRALANDER SO PLS NO HARD FEELING


IF UR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR HERE, IT MEANS THAT I RAN OUT OF IDEAS OF POSITION, SO SIMPLY APPLY BY WRITING THE POSITION YOU WANT TO OCCUPY AND I WOULD EDIT IT

NO FOUL LANGUAGE ALLOWED

LET THE MEETING BEGIN
Jokes EtcRe: The Dean And Mba Student by djcrooky(m): 5:04pm On Aug 17, 2008
and they wait til next year, finito
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Form A New Word by djcrooky(m): 4:07pm On Aug 17, 2008
life
fence
cent
century




next
Jokes EtcRe: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(op): 3:54pm On Aug 17, 2008
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."
Jokes EtcRe: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(op): 3:47pm On Aug 17, 2008
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist:

"I travel a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never get in touch with me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a a cell phone?"

Blonde: "Those are a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.

Psychiatrist: "Oh , How is that working for you?"

Blonde: "Well, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: ", and why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I think its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
Jokes EtcRe: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(op): 2:50pm On Aug 17, 2008
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"
Jokes EtcRe: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(op): 2:44pm On Aug 17, 2008
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
Jokes EtcRe: Wine Or Water by djcrooky(m): 6:17pm On Aug 16, 2008
and generation too
Jokes EtcRe: Simple Home Remedy! by djcrooky(m): 3:47pm On Aug 08, 2008
have u tried em
Jokes EtcRe: The Archaeologist by djcrooky(m): 3:41pm On Aug 07, 2008
blablabla
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 7:23pm On Aug 06, 2008
non way u goona be last


i win
Jokes EtcRe: Iteun As The Evil Son. . . . by djcrooky(m): 6:38pm On Aug 06, 2008
hey equilibrium, nice joke keep it up dude
RomanceRe: What's Abnormal About Not Having A Girlfriend? by djcrooky(m): 5:12pm On Aug 04, 2008
notin rong bro
Jokes EtcPics From Djcrooky by djcrooky(op): 4:19pm On Aug 04, 2008
hhh

Jokes EtcRe: To All Those Who Slandered Me . . . . . . . by djcrooky(m): 2:58pm On Aug 04, 2008
@poster

dude so u are still alive no ones yhear much from u again, how madam and children
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 2:54pm On Aug 04, 2008
oh u have shot and it is paining mne now i would die ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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jesus walk in and says

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wake up my son and claim ur price just RULE YOUR WORLD AND GLO WITH PROIDE
Jokes EtcRe: Stand Up Comedy For A Nairalander! by djcrooky(m): 2:40pm On Aug 03, 2008
@SAM
RULE YOUR WORLD
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 3:28pm On Aug 01, 2008
odeshi

am the last
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 3:36pm On Jul 27, 2008
finnaly they shutup

now i win
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 12:05pm On Jul 17, 2008
Abbygyal:
not for long
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yes cause am last
Jokes EtcRe: Ibkaye @ Da Beach by djcrooky(m): 2:34pm On Jul 16, 2008
iby baby, u could plait them
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 2:16pm On Jul 16, 2008
Jeovy:
just passing
nice try
Jokes EtcRe: Why Do Ugly Guys Like Fine Ladies? by djcrooky(m): 2:09pm On Jul 16, 2008
opposite attract
Jokes EtcRe: Terrorist by djcrooky(m): 1:48pm On Jul 16, 2008
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Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 1:21pm On Jul 16, 2008
Jeovy:
poor people and dreamers,please stop posting here
if so why post here
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 6:06pm On Jul 15, 2008
to me
Jokes EtcRe: Be The Last by djcrooky(op): 6:02pm On Jul 15, 2008
u can trick me mumhahahahahahahahah

am now the last i win
Jokes EtcBe The Last by djcrooky(op): 5:58pm On Jul 15, 2008
wanna win
a brand new hummer jeep

20 million pounds


5 house each in london, spain, nigeria, singapore and isreal

if ur answer is yes

HOW TO WIN

very easy just be the last to post





like me and am the winner grin

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