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order this is no playground |
the two have been here b4 but still sounds nice |
NEVER HAEDR EM NICE ONE |
info what are the matters arising |
look at the position u occupy DJCROOKY- PRESIDENT ITUEN- VICE PRESIDENT MIGINES- DIRECTOR JEOVY - ASS DIRECTOR CLEMCYKUL-TREASURER EQUILIBRIUM - ASS TREASURER INFOBABA- SECRETARY OLARI- ASS SECRETARY SAM MILLA- PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER MR. TURKEY-ASS PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER IBKAYE -RECEPTIONIST 1 GABRYWYL- RECEPTIONIST 2 STUDIO 43 -PROVOST JAYMOBB -ASS PROVOST SHOWBOBO- GATEMAN AND ERRAND BOY LEXICON0 CLEANER THUGSLIFE- DOORMAN PPL NOT GATE MAN EVERY BODY MUST PASS THROUGH HIM B4 COMING IN PLS NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT IN ANY WAY A WAY OF ABUSING ANY NAIRALANDER SO PLS NO HARD FEELING IF UR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR HERE, IT MEANS THAT I RAN OUT OF IDEAS OF POSITION, SO SIMPLY APPLY BY WRITING THE POSITION YOU WANT TO OCCUPY AND I WOULD EDIT IT NO FOUL LANGUAGE ALLOWED LET THE MEETING BEGIN |
and they wait til next year, finito |
life fence cent century next |
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms." |
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist: "I travel a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never get in touch with me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a a cell phone?" Blonde: "Those are a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car. Psychiatrist: "Oh , How is that working for you?" Blonde: "Well, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: ", and why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I think its because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing." |
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?" |
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'' |
and generation too |
have u tried em |
blablabla |
non way u goona be last i win |
hey equilibrium, nice joke keep it up dude |
notin rong bro |
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@poster dude so u are still alive no ones yhear much from u again, how madam and children |
oh u have shot and it is paining mne now i would die ahhhhhhhhhhhhh [size=8pt][/size] jesus walk in and says [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] wake up my son and claim ur price just RULE YOUR WORLD AND GLO WITH PROIDE |
@SAM RULE YOUR WORLD |
odeshi am the last |
finnaly they shutup now i win |
Abbygyal: |
iby baby, u could plait them |
Jeovy:nice try |
opposite attract |
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Jeovy:if so why post here |
to me |
u can trick me mumhahahahahahahahah am now the last i win |
wanna win a brand new hummer jeep 20 million pounds 5 house each in london, spain, nigeria, singapore and isreal if ur answer is yes HOW TO WIN very easy just be the last to post like me and am the winner ![]() |
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