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leave guy, dont u think if he had know he would have done that lets just keep this thread a live for him |
copy and paste |
whats imao |
bibs:meaning |
gunpoint:and maybe DJCROOKY, @J-unit maybe u made a mistake u actually wanted to use G-unit, ituen is right, ALL HAIL MASTER OF COPY AND PASTE, POT SLD STOP CALLING KETTLE BLACK |
wonderfull post |
that was wonderful |
yes you all are right @poster french people have the best and romantic kiss while we have the best of sex right? |
yes you all are right @poster french people have the best and romantic kiss while we have the best of sex right? |
what happing hearing |
a square:u try Jeovy:when one says it was a red car anoda say it was a blue car, the judge get confused alet hi go |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what going on there |
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stale |
nice joke migines, good to hear from again |
difficult and long |
trippleo lol |
father of a donkey |
stale, old and naive |
saucekid: saucekid:u head mno correct everything na the same tin |
do i havre to repeat my self i already said that i am not going with her |
Two guys are in the locker room after a game of tennis when one guy looks at the other guy and sees that there is a cork in his buttock. He asks the man "excuse me, but that cork looks uncomfortable, why don't you take it out?" "I can't," says the other man, "It's stuck in there permanently." The other man asks "how come?" So the first man replies: Well, one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a lamp. A genie came out and said "I am Hasan the Genie. Since you released me I can grand you one wish." And I said, "No sh*t." |
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart." |
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician asked, How can you tell? Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes. What? He had two assholes? said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes. |
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u guys are so vulgar u make it look like i was bribeing the police man, there i a great difference between ribe and tips, i would tell the police to take you to panti for wrongly acusing an officer in harge |
don't e so hard on them, it is called tips |
aristole:go tell police |
so u think say u get mouth to talk and teeth to bite, i go go tell olopa 4 u |
even if i were to go tit would not be with a tramp like her, or u wanna join her |
