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Jokes Etc / Re: They Contradict Each Other: Don't They? by djcrooky(m): 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2008
leave guy, dont u think if he had know he would have done that lets just keep this thread a live for him
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Women Already Have Inbuilt Air Bags For Safety(pic) by djcrooky(m): 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2008
copy and paste
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Calls Emergency 'cos Of A Chatterbox! by djcrooky(m): 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2008
whats imao
Jokes Etc / Re: Stop Copy And Paste by djcrooky(m): 8:07pm On Jul 11, 2008
bibs:

he who live in glass house throws no stone!!!

meaning
Jokes Etc / Re: Stop Copy And Paste by djcrooky(m): 5:42pm On Jul 11, 2008
gunpoint:

Even d name J.UNIT is a copy and paste name,
names like clems, iteun, princesa, gunpoint, saucekid, mr turkey, tufe,
all original and well tot out,
shatap fool,
u aint gat shit 2 say!!!
angry angry angry
and maybe DJCROOKY,


@J-unit
maybe u made a mistake u actually wanted to use G-unit, ituen is right,



ALL HAIL MASTER OF COPY AND PASTE, POT SLD STOP CALLING KETTLE BLACK
Jokes Etc / Re: The Feeling Island by djcrooky(m): 6:34pm On Jul 10, 2008
wonderfull post
Jokes Etc / Re: The Feeling Island by djcrooky(m): 6:28pm On Jul 10, 2008
that was wonderful
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by djcrooky(m): 6:04pm On Jun 23, 2008
yes you all are right

@poster
french people have the best and romantic kiss

while we have the best of sex

right?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by djcrooky(m): 6:04pm On Jun 23, 2008
yes you all are right

@poster
french people have the best and romantic kiss

while we have the best of sex

right?
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 6:03pm On Jun 23, 2008
what happing hearing
Jokes Etc / Re: Cab Drivers by djcrooky(m): 3:46pm On Jun 22, 2008
a square:

Try something better

u try

Jeovy:

I don't understand the joke at all

when one says it was a red car anoda say it was a blue car, the judge get confused alet hi go
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what going on there
Jokes Etc / Re: Moses'ark by djcrooky(m): 8:02pm On Jun 01, 2008
??
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 7:42pm On Jun 01, 2008
stale
Jokes Etc / Re: Duck Guy by djcrooky(m): 10:01am On May 30, 2008
nice joke migines,
good to hear from again
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 1:21pm On May 29, 2008
difficult and long
Jokes Etc / Re: The Test by djcrooky(m): 1:37pm On May 20, 2008
trippleo lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Reporter!? by djcrooky(m): 1:21pm On May 20, 2008
father of a donkey
Jokes Etc / Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by djcrooky(m): 12:30pm On May 20, 2008
stale, old and naive
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 12:16pm On May 20, 2008
saucekid:

na the same thing
saucekid:

na the same tin

u head mno correct everything na the same tin
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 12:11pm On May 20, 2008
do i havre to repeat my self i already said that i am not going with her
Jokes Etc / Re: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(m): 6:51pm On May 19, 2008
Two guys are in the locker room after a game of tennis when one guy looks at the other guy and sees that there is a cork in his buttock. He asks the man "excuse me, but that cork looks uncomfortable, why don't you take it out?"

"I can't," says the other man, "It's stuck in there permanently."

The other man asks "how come?"

So the first man replies: Well, one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a lamp. A genie came out and said "I am Hasan the Genie. Since you released me I can grand you one wish." And I said, "No sh*t."
Jokes Etc / Re: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(m): 6:48pm On May 19, 2008
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"

"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
Jokes Etc / Two Assholes by djcrooky(m): 6:39pm On May 19, 2008
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over.

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba.

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba.

The mortician asked, How can you tell?

Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes.

What? He had two assholes? said the mortician.

Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.
Jokes Etc / Who Does The Worst Job by djcrooky(m): 6:26pm On May 19, 2008
o,

Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:53pm On May 19, 2008
u guys are so vulgar u make it look like i was bribeing the police man, there i a great difference between ribe and tips, i would tell the police to take you to panti for wrongly acusing an officer in harge
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:43pm On May 19, 2008
don't e so hard on them, it is called tips
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by djcrooky(m): 5:34pm On May 19, 2008
aristole:

Yeh! This is hilariously hilarious.

go tell police
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:32pm On May 19, 2008
so u think say u get mouth to talk and teeth to bite,
i go go tell olopa 4 u
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 5:30pm On May 19, 2008
even if i were to go tit would not be with a tramp like her,
or u wanna join her

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