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Jokes Etc / Re: They Contradict Each Other: Don't They? by djcrooky(m): 5:57pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
leave guy, dont u think if he had know he would have done that lets just keep this thread a live for him |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Women Already Have Inbuilt Air Bags For Safety(pic) by djcrooky(m): 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2008 |
copy and paste |
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Calls Emergency 'cos Of A Chatterbox! by djcrooky(m): 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
whats imao |
Jokes Etc / Re: Stop Copy And Paste by djcrooky(m): 8:07pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
bibs: meaning |
Jokes Etc / Re: Stop Copy And Paste by djcrooky(m): 5:42pm On Jul 11, 2008 |
gunpoint:and maybe DJCROOKY, @J-unit maybe u made a mistake u actually wanted to use G-unit, ituen is right, ALL HAIL MASTER OF COPY AND PASTE, POT SLD STOP CALLING KETTLE BLACK |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Feeling Island by djcrooky(m): 6:34pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
wonderfull post |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Feeling Island by djcrooky(m): 6:28pm On Jul 10, 2008 |
that was wonderful |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by djcrooky(m): 6:04pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
yes you all are right @poster french people have the best and romantic kiss while we have the best of sex right? |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by djcrooky(m): 6:04pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
yes you all are right @poster french people have the best and romantic kiss while we have the best of sex right? |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 6:03pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
what happing hearing |
Jokes Etc / Re: Cab Drivers by djcrooky(m): 3:46pm On Jun 22, 2008 |
a square: u try Jeovy: when one says it was a red car anoda say it was a blue car, the judge get confused alet hi go |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what going on there |
Jokes Etc / Re: Moses'ark by djcrooky(m): 8:02pm On Jun 01, 2008 |
?? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 7:42pm On Jun 01, 2008 |
stale |
Jokes Etc / Re: Duck Guy by djcrooky(m): 10:01am On May 30, 2008 |
nice joke migines, good to hear from again |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 1:21pm On May 29, 2008 |
difficult and long |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Test by djcrooky(m): 1:37pm On May 20, 2008 |
trippleo lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Reporter!? by djcrooky(m): 1:21pm On May 20, 2008 |
father of a donkey |
Jokes Etc / Re: Saucekid And tytylayor's Disfunctional Family. . . . . . . by djcrooky(m): 12:30pm On May 20, 2008 |
stale, old and naive |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 12:16pm On May 20, 2008 |
saucekid: saucekid: u head mno correct everything na the same tin |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 12:11pm On May 20, 2008 |
do i havre to repeat my self i already said that i am not going with her |
Jokes Etc / Re: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(m): 6:51pm On May 19, 2008 |
Two guys are in the locker room after a game of tennis when one guy looks at the other guy and sees that there is a cork in his buttock. He asks the man "excuse me, but that cork looks uncomfortable, why don't you take it out?" "I can't," says the other man, "It's stuck in there permanently." The other man asks "how come?" So the first man replies: Well, one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a lamp. A genie came out and said "I am Hasan the Genie. Since you released me I can grand you one wish." And I said, "No sh*t." |
Jokes Etc / Re: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(m): 6:48pm On May 19, 2008 |
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart." |
Jokes Etc / Two Assholes by djcrooky(m): 6:39pm On May 19, 2008 |
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, Yup, hes pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician asked, How can you tell? Gomer said, Well, Bubba had two assholes. What? He had two assholes? said the mortician. Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, Here comes Bubba with them two assholes. |
Jokes Etc / Who Does The Worst Job by djcrooky(m): 6:26pm On May 19, 2008 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:53pm On May 19, 2008 |
u guys are so vulgar u make it look like i was bribeing the police man, there i a great difference between ribe and tips, i would tell the police to take you to panti for wrongly acusing an officer in harge |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:43pm On May 19, 2008 |
don't e so hard on them, it is called tips |
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by djcrooky(m): 5:34pm On May 19, 2008 |
aristole: go tell police |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by djcrooky(m): 5:32pm On May 19, 2008 |
so u think say u get mouth to talk and teeth to bite, i go go tell olopa 4 u |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by djcrooky(m): 5:30pm On May 19, 2008 |
even if i were to go tit would not be with a tramp like her, or u wanna join her |
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