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CelebritiesRe: Exposed: Man Beg Babe To Suck Her Womanliness On Instagram!! (pix) by djeezy(m): 11:36am On Oct 24, 2014
Lol Mumu man.
RomanceRe: The Greatest Question That Has Never Been Answered. by djeezy(m): 11:10am On Oct 24, 2014
A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," so she goes to the fourth floor, and sign reads: Floor 4
- These men have jobs, loves kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!"
So she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted she runs to the sixth floor and sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart's
Husband Store.
RomanceRe: . by djeezy(m): 10:40am On Oct 24, 2014
dnacrystal:
*nods head slowly* I know that feeling.
hehehe grin
RomanceRe: . by djeezy(m): 10:40am On Oct 24, 2014
Dreyl:
you ain't alone dude. cool
grin grin
RomanceRe: . by djeezy(m): 10:39am On Oct 24, 2014
Skykid1208:
same with me, a girl i would be tripping 4 b4 i wooed, when she Don flow finish i go come loose intrest

pls is. this normal?
lol it's normal bro. Many guys out there feel the same way. When you're wooing her you think she's so much but as time goes on you start to loose interest.
RomanceRe: How Does It Feel To Be Wooed By A Lady? by djeezy(m): 8:29am On Oct 24, 2014
It feels great. Only if she's pretty though.
CrimeRe: Man Chops Off Own Penis After Girlfriend Said He Wasn't Good In Bed (photos) by djeezy(m): 7:20am On Oct 24, 2014
He is sick.
RomanceRe: 7 Sure Signs You Are The Girl On The Side by djeezy(m): 7:19am On Oct 24, 2014
Interesting.
RomanceRe: She Always Slap Me by djeezy(m): 7:17am On Oct 24, 2014
You see how that small girl is treating you like a fool. She has no respect at all and you're tolerating it because of common punny and calling it love. Ok na next time turn the other cheek for her to slap too.
RomanceRe: . by djeezy(m): 12:50am On Oct 24, 2014
My only fear is regretting why I wooed her in the first place. Sometimes I just loose interest after wooing a girl. The next day I start to hide from her
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 12:35am On Oct 24, 2014
Tashamania:
Butt..I get it tongue thank you too
kefetjey, please take care of djeezy for me embarassed I'm off to bed
embarassed embarassed Goodnyt and beautiful nightmare. wink
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 12:33am On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
Yea, am just waiting for the good Samaritans on NL to pay money into my acct, when they pay, l'll then empty my acct for you just like my sis
in that case I'll include you in my prayers so that the good samaritans will pay you. Don't forget you're holding it in trust for me and I'm the beneficiary.
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 12:27am On Oct 24, 2014
Tashamania:
Every damned penny, I say wink

Thanks for not letting me empty my savings. You are far too kind embarassed

In other news, I use to see your nick around, thought it was "Dygeasy's" alternate, dont know why. Never knew you were a different person.
Yea I'm a different person. I'm not a dj tho.lol..The 'd' is silent. Nice back view btw. I will add it to the things I'm thinking about. Bills, Tashamania's ...........
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 12:10am On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
My sis tashamania added a like to your profile pix hope it will help pay the bills.....or should l add mine?
A man gotta pay bills hun. Lol I need money. She's bout to empty her account for me...After you add urs, be prepared to empty yours too. grin
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 12:07am On Oct 24, 2014
Tashamania:
I dont mind. I can empty my one naira savings for you. How do I go about it? embarassed
That's good. Are you sure I'm worth every penny? I wouldn't want you to empty it hun.
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 12:00am On Oct 24, 2014
Tashamania:
I added a 'like' on your profile pic embarassed
thanks. You can add money too. embarassed
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by djeezy(m): 11:47pm On Oct 23, 2014
Lol
RomanceRe: She Is Encouraging Him To Get Her Pregnant by djeezy(m): 11:45pm On Oct 23, 2014
Adonbilivit
RomanceRe: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by djeezy(m): 11:43pm On Oct 23, 2014
Thinking about bills.
Music/RadioRe: Does Weed Actually Make For A Better Musician? by djeezy(m): 11:11pm On Oct 23, 2014
valmunich:
Lol grin

This your friend is hilarious

Was there any positive effect of the weed on him?
he started to challenge lecturers in class embarassed shey that's positive sad?
Music/RadioRe: Does Weed Actually Make For A Better Musician? by djeezy(m): 9:46pm On Oct 23, 2014
valmunich:
I was just wondering, i sometimes hear people on the TV saying marijuana is the key to good music and all that, loads of people even debate about it (I even heard shakespeare used to toke on good weed for his writing prowess), but for me it does create amazing music it just makes the music that I'm playing sound really nice for my ears and when something comes along, it sounds great but when you hear it again it sounds average.

Moreover, The list of musicians who have praised the green goes on and on from there. Everyone from Bob Dylan, The Beatles, OutKast, Alanis Morissette, Willie Nelson, Wiz khalifa, lil wayne, Snoop Dogg, Jimi Hendrix and Bob Marley celebrate the drug as a key creative tool and also our local musicians here i.e Burna boy and the rest are not exempted.



But yeah everyone's different so what's your opinion? is it true? Do people make good music while stoned or Is there more to a jam than a joint?
hahahaha. Nice thread. I remember when my room mate asked me to buy weed for him so that he will use it to boost his brain or something. He justified it and told me that God put it there so we humans can smoke and that it's natural. I didn't take it tho, and so he'd prefer to put it in his tea. In my own, weed brings out something in you. If someone who is intelligent takes it, his reasoning becomes high and if a fool takes it so does his folly increase. It only brings out that which you are. Then if musicians take it, enter the studio and release a hit song, then that weed must have been a sort of inspiration.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 9:37pm On Oct 23, 2014
jejemanito:
From ma own view the top 3 are

Pomking (dude came fully made)

Naijaboiy (speechless)

Djeezy (handsome + appears stuFfed with cash....and if he is indeed rich then I pity girls)
hahahaha. Nice one. Thank you.




NB- in no particular order.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 8:58pm On Oct 23, 2014
naijaboiy:
Missed a lot already cheesy

Djeezy nice one wink

Who are this ones claiming matured here calling people kids undecided
thanks man.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 8:57pm On Oct 23, 2014
valmunich:
Cool pishures djeezy cool
thanks Val. Yours too.
RomanceRe: How Is A Woman Too Old For A Man???? by djeezy(m): 7:14pm On Oct 23, 2014
You mean like Nick CAnnon and Mariah Carey. NICK would say marry well.lol
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 6:46pm On Oct 23, 2014
Tabh:
Yeah quite rich,folorunsho Alakija be learner **popping collar**








Ikidikid,you are cute though and seem servile,i like that. smiley
Thanks dear.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 6:43pm On Oct 23, 2014
tosyne2much:
I must confess, you gat one of the best pix so far
yaaaay! Dancing sekem. Thanks bro.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 5:59pm On Oct 23, 2014
Tabh:
If you like grandmas then i'll be your grandma tongue
hehehe. Are you very rich? Lol jux kidding.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 5:58pm On Oct 23, 2014
Logicalmindy:
i mean ur own.
lol thanks.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 5:54pm On Oct 23, 2014
Tabh:
So I was told I needed to see djeezy,buhahahahahah,dude's there..he'd pass as a sugarboy


Logicalmind also hit it..no jokes now. wink
are you a grandma? Lol
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 5:53pm On Oct 23, 2014
Logicalmindy:
Lol. It's logical not logic.

Dem girls go faint especially Marieolae
hahaha. Ur pics are nice btw. You're a cool dude.
RomanceRe: Handsomeness of Nairaland dudes by djeezy(m): 5:51pm On Oct 23, 2014
marieolae:
[size=75pt] *faints again* mehn God really blessed you eezy!!!!! [/size]
thanks swthrt. Much love.

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