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Politics / Re: Despite Your Lies, Nigerians Still Prefer Buhari, Shittu Tells PDP by djeezy(m): 6:18am On Dec 28, 2017
It'd obvious that Shittu is a bigger liar for laying claims and making atrocious assertions that Nigerians prefer Buhari. This is ludicrous and amusing. How can a sane person prefer this administration that is synonymous to wailing and gnashing of teeth. So much suffering and you have the guts and effrontery to claim Nigerians are okay with it..

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Skale Over His New Hairstyle (Photo) by djeezy(m): 1:58pm On Dec 27, 2017
Looks like the hairstyle of that man in the foreign movie the gods must be crazy lmao

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Health / Re: Top 10 Health Questions The World Googled In 2017 by djeezy(m): 1:53pm On Dec 27, 2017
AreaFada2:


Seems surprising, right?

Well there has Aids information overload across the world over some decades now. Many feel informed already.

And many in places like African countries are too scared to even want to know about Aids. grin cheesy
Hahaha true. So right. It seems people don't Google aids related issues anymore. Either they're informed already or they scared to even ask lmao.
Health / Re: Top 10 Health Questions The World Googled In 2017 by djeezy(m): 1:14pm On Dec 27, 2017
No aids related questions.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And His Son, Boluwatife Balogun On Stage: Sola Ogudu Reacts by djeezy(m): 12:47pm On Dec 27, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


money cannot buy....
- CLASS
- GOOD HEALTH
- INTELLIGENCE
- LIFE
- HEIGHT

etc etc etc

Will you keep kwayet lol
Career / Re: Please Help: I Have Issues With My New Employer by djeezy(m): 8:40am On Dec 27, 2017
@ machi1 you can sue for breach of terms Of Agreement, specific performance and damages. All you need is evidence of what transpired and a good lawyer. A competent court of jurisdiction will handle this matter. I am a lawyer and I know you have a reasonable cause of action.
Travel / Re: Port Harcourt Pleasure Park Night Views (Photos) by djeezy(m): 10:40pm On Dec 16, 2017
Nice. More photos.

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Autos / Re: Registered Toyota Corolla For Sale, Serious Buyers Only.. 700k by djeezy(m): 5:49pm On Dec 13, 2017
Nice one Gazzuzz.

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Romance / Re: During Sex Do U Prefer D Light ON Or OFF by djeezy(m): 10:14am On Dec 11, 2017
ON. Wanna see what am doing and where I'm diving into.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by djeezy(m): 10:05am On Dec 11, 2017
Sexybbstar one night stand hahahaha
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Apostle Suleman Increases His Tithe From 10% To 30% by djeezy(m): 7:20am On Dec 04, 2017
Fearcom:
1. Until you show me in scripture (new testament) where it is expressly written that tithes have been done away with, I won't accept it
2. GIVING has never been done away with, and TITHING is a part of GIVING.
3. When Jesus told a rich young ruler to GIVE ALL HE HAD to the poor, the bible says he went away SORROWFUL. Also in Acts, the early Christians sold ALL THEY HAD and distributed it among themselves.
If the early Christians gave 100%, why are you having headache over 10%?
4. Fornication the old testament is fornication in the new testament. sin is sin in both testaments. The differences in the old and new testaments is righteousness by faith in the finished work of Chris
They gave to the poor not pastors who use it to enrich themselves.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Apostle Suleman Increases His Tithe From 10% To 30% by djeezy(m): 7:17am On Dec 04, 2017
Meti99:


Tithing was not a law but a commandment, " bring ye all tithes"
Let me tell you, tithing is a form of giving, and God appreciate it, it is a form of worship.
Nothing bad if you decide to give to God more than your 10%.
The Macedonia church gave to God beyond their power as it is recorded in

2 Corinthians 8:3
For to their power, I bear record, yea, and beyond their power they were willing of themselves;

so your point of overzealousness is absurd

I don't know why you guys decide to take paracetamol for another man's headache
He is paying the 30 percent to himself. This a a subtle way of inducing the members of the church to increase theirs. There is an underlying motive.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts As Apostle Suleman Increases His Tithe From 10% To 30% by djeezy(m): 7:13am On Dec 04, 2017
2 Corinthians 9: 7. Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.
Tithing is not compulsory but these pastors have made it seem like if you don't tithe you will elicit the wrath of God upon your life.

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Romance / Re: Cute Guys Of Nairaland by djeezy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 03, 2017
kendrace:




Are u really a lawyer?
yes I am.
Politics / Re: Breaking News! PDP Sweeps A'ibom Council Polls by djeezy(m): 7:50pm On Dec 03, 2017
Just as anticipated.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Cassper Nyovest As He Sold Out 68K Stadium Capacity (Photos by djeezy(m): 7:50pm On Dec 03, 2017
Massive crowd. Good turn up.
Politics / Re: PDP Reacts To Atiku's Defection To The Party by djeezy(m): 7:49pm On Dec 03, 2017
Same recycled old leaders. Nigeria is a joke. What happened to the industrious youths of tomorrow. I reckon they are urging us to contest or take over when we get old like they are now.

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Romance / Re: Cute Guys Of Nairaland by djeezy(m): 7:45pm On Dec 03, 2017
Whew! Romance section, it's been a while smiley
Romance / Re: Cute Guys Of Nairaland by djeezy(m): 7:43pm On Dec 03, 2017
kendrace:
Damn where have I been all this while


Djeezy is so cute
Thank you. But I'm just there. Nothing much.
Romance / Re: Lady Lodged In Hotel By Married Man For 5 Days Threatens To Sue Him For Rape by djeezy(m): 12:48pm On Dec 02, 2017
queenfav:
lol... These your cross examination questions will even be giving her time to think and explain. If she meets someone like me, my boss or any lawyer that had worked with him, after the cross-examination she would not hesitate to withdraw her case against the man. In my firm, we ask closed questions couched in a way that you would even unknowingly implicate yourself. She should not bother suing else she would be slaughtered in Court. Most lawyers have zero chill!
hahahahaha. Seriously her case is weak.
Romance / Re: Lady Lodged In Hotel By Married Man For 5 Days Threatens To Sue Him For Rape by djeezy(m): 11:47am On Dec 02, 2017
As a lawyer her rape claim is weak. Save facts are twisted. I don't want to say much. In law we don't just look at express consent. We have implied consent too and all her actions can be construed as implied. It could have made a lot of difference if she had reported to the police when she was first raped. Instead she stayed all through and even went shopping with the said rapist. Like seriously that dumb. If she's being cross examined she will shed tears. Why are you in the hotel room? How many days did you stay? You had the chance to leAve but u didn't? You went shopping after the rape with the assailant? Did you report to the police? Where is your doctors report,? Do you have corroboration? Why did you exchange nude pics with the accused? What did you do when you found out he was married? Before now have you ever discussed having sex with the man, which you did discuss. Weak case. Mt chew. Lalas247 come and see o.

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Music/Radio / Re: Efe Ft Olamide – "Warri" (audio) by djeezy(m): 11:28am On Dec 02, 2017
Lalas247:

Did the same to mine too
Happy new month kiss
hehehe. Sorry happy new month dear.

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Music/Radio / Re: Efe Ft Olamide – "Warri" (audio) by djeezy(m): 10:05am On Dec 01, 2017
Don't download. The file has a virus. Just listen online. It almost crashed my phone. Warning.
Music/Radio / Re: Efe Ft Olamide – "Warri" (audio) by djeezy(m): 9:58am On Dec 01, 2017
The song is good. He was wise to feature Olamide.

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Crime / Re: How Yahoo Boy Swindled UK Lover Of £150,000 by djeezy(m): 6:49am On Dec 01, 2017
If the documents sought to be tendered by the prosecution was rejected then the case is weak. The yahoo boy may likely walk at the end.
Travel / Re: List Of Lagos State Traffic Laws And Penalties by djeezy(m): 3:31pm On Nov 30, 2017
One way driving. 3 years hahaha. Let's assume you're a newbie and didn't know it's one way. Eating and driving with one hand 3 years. Politicians steal billions, plea bargain. Lol What do I know.

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Car Talk / Re: Would You Buy This 1914 Peugeot L45 2-seater Racecar For N2.7 Billion? (photos) by djeezy(m): 12:26pm On Nov 30, 2017
If you ask manufacturers to manufacture a new one will it be this expensive? Na wao
Investment / Re: MMM Nigeria Crashes Again by djeezy(m): 8:14pm On Nov 04, 2017
BIG SCAM!
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by djeezy(m): 3:38pm On Nov 01, 2017
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured cheesy

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.
You're a genius.
Career / Re: 10 Ways To Look Busy In The Office: The Gospel Of Lazy Bones. A Must Read by djeezy(m): 6:56am On Nov 01, 2017
Funny. Nice one though.

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Romance / Re: Guys Can You Date A Lady That Eats Like This On A First Date? by djeezy(m): 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2017
I can.
Romance / Re: He Is Spreading HIV, Am I To Blame? by djeezy(m): 11:08am On Oct 22, 2017
lalanice:
So... your purpose for writing this now is??.... after advising someone to share HIV, you still feeling like you got more advice in you right?

cheesy
Exactly what I thought. You have sense.

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