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Education / Re: Study And Work Abroad..... by djgreenland(m): 7:49am On Oct 08, 2016
aylagos:
am interested how can you help me ?
Yes, as long as you have a sponsor.
Science/Technology / Re: Electronic Sowing Machines For Sale At Affordable Prices... by djgreenland(m): 6:59am On Oct 08, 2016
Hollyb:
location please?
We can deliver it to you anywhere in Nigeria.
Science/Technology / Re: Electronic Sowing Machines For Sale At Affordable Prices... by djgreenland(m): 6:56am On Oct 08, 2016
Lagos and Enugu, but we can deliver it to you in any state.
Education / Study And Work Abroad..... by djgreenland(m): 3:09pm On Oct 07, 2016
Are you interested or have anybody that has intention of studying and working in Canada? Contact me via my inbox or via phone call 08123604591, 08064818076 or email at samuelgreenland@yahoo.com.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by djgreenland(m): 5:24pm On Sep 29, 2016
Darkchocolate, please how much is the to be paid bicycle allowance?
Science/Technology / Re: Electronic Sowing Machines For Sale At Affordable Prices... by djgreenland(m): 6:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
funstufz:
how much?
sorry for the delay, it's #10,000
Science/Technology / Re: Electronic Sowing Machines For Sale At Affordable Prices... by djgreenland(m): 5:19pm On Sep 07, 2016
This a sample of it.

Science/Technology / Electronic Sowing Machines For Sale At Affordable Prices... by djgreenland(m): 5:14pm On Sep 07, 2016
Save yourself the stress and time... Order for your electronic sowing machine at an affordable price now. Call 08123604591...
Science/Technology / Electronic Sowing Machines For Sale At Affordable Prices... by djgreenland(m): 4:38pm On Sep 07, 2016
Save yourself the stress and time... Order for your electronic sowing machine at an affordable price now. Call 08123604591...

Travel / Re: Enugu And Lagos In The List Of 100 Resilience Cities In The World by djgreenland(m): 9:00pm On Sep 04, 2016
042 state of mind......

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Food / Re: Made In Anambra Rice Sells For ₦9,000 In Onitsha (Photos) by djgreenland(m): 7:14am On Sep 01, 2016
Doug07034780891:
B.astard stop talking rubbish because it was Obiano that attracted Coscharis to Anambra to invest in the rice farm and agro industry. What's your business if we put our name there? Is that the reason Imo state is broke and can't even pay ordinary salary and nothing to show? What matters is that the rice production is happening in Anambra.

Use some of these times you waste online to weep for your worthless and useless Imo state whose mainstay is prostitution and brothel business. Bitter frustrated fool.


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Attracted kwa Where is Coscharis from? If I may ask....
Technology Market / Re: We sell perfectly working fairly used Laptop 's screen, hard drive, ram etc here by djgreenland(m): 8:25pm On Aug 29, 2016
please do you have the keypad of HP 630? How much is it please?
Technology Market / Re: We sell perfectly working fairly used Laptop 's screen, hard drive, ram etc here by djgreenland(m): 8:22pm On Aug 29, 2016
please do you have the keypad of HP 630? How much is it please?
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by djgreenland(m): 7:42pm On Aug 29, 2016
nymphomaniac:
Samsung Galaxy grand 1 for sale. Bad screen so its going for 8k. Call or WhatsApp 08163388585
Samsung screen no be here oo....
Phones / Re: Get 6 Times The Value Of Your Recharge On Airtel's Smart Connect 2.0 by djgreenland(m): 7:08pm On Aug 28, 2016
Reediano:
Airtel has just added to their list of tariff packages with the new airtel smart connect 2.0. This is a new tariff plan offer for airtel prepaid customers which actually gives them 6times the value of every Recharge.

Just like I said, this plan actually gives you 6x the value of your recharge for both voice calls to all network and also data to browse. For instance, if you recharge N100 airtime, you will get N600 value of that recharge immediately, N100 will be in your main account, extra N250 will be in your bonus account to call any network and you will also get N250worth of data bonus which is equivalent to 50mb.
while the N1000 recharge gives customers N1, 000 in the main accountN2500 for calls to all networks and N2500or 500 MB data.

Just like the Glo Jollification and Mtn's Start pack tariff plan, this new airtel's smart connect 2.0 tariff plan Is only opened to airtel new prepaid customers only. So if you want to enjoy the offer you need to get a new airtel sim card How.

To Enjoy The New Airtel Smart Connect 2.0 Tariff Plan.


==> First you have to buy and register a new airtel sim card.
==> Recharge on it with any amount of your choice by dialing *126*recharge pin#.
==> You can also check you main or bonus account balance by dialing *123#.

Note:
=> Calls from both your main and bonus account will be charged at 50k/s.
=> Your bonus airtime and data is only valid for 7days(a week).
=> If you recharge more than one within the period of 1 week(7 days), your bonus airtime and data will be added up and will roll over to the new validity period.

If you have any question, feel free to drop it in the comment box below and also don't forget to share this post.

Source: http://www.yomitech.com/2016/08/get-6-times-value-of-your-recharge-on.html
Is it only for new Sims?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by djgreenland(m): 6:16pm On Aug 26, 2016
richnigga:

yea we did it too, uni agric makurdi, we actually paid 5000 for it. but up till now we haven't heard any news about it
Okay, they notified us that our new pin arrived, that 2months back, we should come and take it and validate(with thumb printing)
richnigga:

yea we did it too, uni agric makurdi, we actually paid 5000 for it. but up till now we haven't heard any news about it
Okay, they notified us that our new pin arrived, that 2months back, we should come and take it and validate(with thumb printing)
richnigga:

yea we did it too, uni agric makurdi, we actually paid 5000 for it. but up till now we haven't heard any news about it
Okay, they notified us that our new pin arrived, that 2months back, we should come and take it and validate(with thumb printing)
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by djgreenland(m): 4:53pm On Aug 26, 2016
[color=#006600][/color][b][/b]Please oo... Does anybody know about the jamb validation, or is federal polytechnic Oko the only school paying #5500 for a new Jamb pin
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by djgreenland(m): 8:42am On Aug 24, 2016
I greet everybody oo, hope you all had a lovely night rest? It your guy GREENLAND, the only Federal Polytechnic Oko, representative.....



God bless us...
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Tecno L5,gionee M3 Mini And Gionee M5 Mini Needed Urgently by djgreenland(m): 9:55am On Aug 23, 2016
Pogbapaul:
Goodmorning...i have the gionee m5mini for sale at 27k used and in mint condition for the m3mini its out of stock now. I'm into all kind of gionee products and accessories. Kindly call me on 08035942269. Am in lagos.
do you have the gionee m3 not m3mini oo. And how much is it?
Technology Market / Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by djgreenland(m): 9:47am On Aug 23, 2016
mummyson26:

I have one for sale, very neat with all the accessories and receipt 28k last....wattsap no 07050695393
Is the phone still available? What Is the last price?

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Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-Benz Unveils Its Self-Driving Future Bus (Photos And Video) by djgreenland(m): 8:59am On Jul 21, 2016
AjayiWrites2:
Mercedes-Benz has revealed its design for an autonomous bus, which recently made its first self-driven journey along a 20-kilometre-long route in the Netherlands

Developed based on technology in the company's autonomous truck, the Future Bus is able to drive itself along suitable routes, communicate with traffic lights to cross junctions, and automatically stop at stations.

The Future Bus recently made a 20 kilometre trip from Amsterdam's Schiphol airport to the nearby town Haarlem, which the company claims makes it the first automated city bus tested in a real-life traffic situation.

"[Future Bus] makes public transport safer, more efficient and more productive," said Wolfgang Bernhard, board member of Mercedes-Benz's parent company Daimler AG.
"More people can travel from A to B quickly, punctually and in comfort, to the benefit of all: bus operators, bus drivers and passengers."

The Future Bus is driven by CityPilot technology – a self-driving system based on Highway Pilot, from the company's autonomous Actros truck.

Using cameras, radar and GPS systems, the bus is able to recognise and communicate with traffic lights, allowing it to drive through the junctions they control.

The bus – developed by the company's Daimler Trucks department – also has an auto-brake system that can recognise obstacles, like pedestrians crossing the road, to avoid collisions.

It is able to automatically halt at bus stops, where it will open and close its doors for passengers to get on and off.

The driving status of the bus is indicated through coloured strips of light on its exterior – white for manual and blue for automated.
Doors are similarly illuminated to speed up passenger boarding and embarking, with the exit marked in red and the entrance in green.

Inside, the bus is divided into three zones – a service zone at the front, an express zone in the middle for passengers travelling short distances, and a lounge zone at the back for long-distance travellers.

Many companies are proposing ideas for autonomous vehicles and supporting infrastructure as the technology edges closer to ubiquity.


Source:

http://www.dezeen.com/2016/07/19/mercedes-benz-self-driving-future-bus-autonomous-vehicle/


Watch video here..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufpIq35KEwY
Nice development, but I no go follow for people who go test am...
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by djgreenland(m): 9:49am On Jul 11, 2016
2016 NYSC Batch B Online Registration Portal– online registration Time-table
We are please to inform all prospective corps members, in other word, all Nigerians graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On- line registration portal will be opened from Tuesday 6th September to Friday 7th October, 2016 to enable them register for the 2016 Batch ‘B’ mobilization.
NYSC Batch B Online Registration Portal For 2016
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance, but first the website address which you can process your NYSC 2016 Batch B Online Registration is any of the following below!!!
www.nysc.org.ngwww.portal.nysc.gov.ngwww.nysc.gov.ng.
NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members Requirement/Full Details
Please note that information on accredited registration centres nationwide is available on the home page www.nysc.org.ng . All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration during the previous Mobilization process but were not mobilized need not to pay again. All graduates from Nigerian Universities, Polytechnics/ Monotechnics and those affiliated to them (whether full-time or part- time) are expected to carry out their biometric-enabled online registration using their Matriculation Numbers and JAMB Registration Numbers. Also, those for Revalidation (i.e. prospective corps members who were mobilized earlier but for one reason or the other could not report for the orientation course) must equally register online.
Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photograph used meet the following specifications
i Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending ii Ensure the picture is centralized and fills the frame iii Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.
#copied.



How true is this please
Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 2:57pm On Jul 10, 2016
deji47:


I was expecting to see pictures of the Bush Rat. Post it pls, even if d rat don't de on top fire too.
The rat was disposed.
Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 2:55pm On Jul 10, 2016
IndianBwoy:


christian itself is a curse. worse than snake.
I don't want to believe you are okay.
Education / Re: Pls Which Course Can I Study With This Result by djgreenland(m): 12:36am On Jul 10, 2016
Mrluv:
pls which course can i study with this result
You can study the following; Accounting, Insurance, Business Administration, etc
Education / "Married In School But Single At Home". by djgreenland(m): 12:13am On Jul 10, 2016
"MARRIED IN SCHOOL BUT SINGLE AT HOME".
Please share with teens, youth and Group Chats that care to read and be Enlightened.
Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wife functions'!
Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate. It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile.
Who is her lover?
A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls
suddenly loose their senses immediately they
gain admission. I've seen that some of them
have no more sense of caution, honour and
dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look
'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In
months, they would start sleeping around with
little boys. I mean boys who collect pocket
money from their uncles! Dirty boys who most
of the time are infected with sexually
transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know
that you were sent to school to obtain a degree
not a disease. The campus is called a school;
school not sex! You are on campus to receive
education not ejaculation. You are here to
master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a
penis. Wake up girl! Do some thinking. Your
future is greater than the 'best couple award'.
You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than.
You give your virginity to a boy who will
definitely leave you after graduation. You play
wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself.
Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open
your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish?
You are passing through the fears of unwanted
pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a
coward who cannot stand before your father.
And when you eventually gets pregnant, he
would brutally advise you to abort it and you
would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame! You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience and condition.
Don't you know you are bringing shame to your
family? Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a genuine man) without her blessings?
I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'BOS, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future?
What happened to your cultural values?
Somewhere in your heart you know he would
use you and dump you; so why are you setting
up yourself for a heartbreak? I want to remind
you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with
anything in trousers. The greatest gift a lady
would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity less lost it out of (rape) not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus!
The other gifts for the rest of her life are her
care and character not her curves and
complexion! Real men know this; so, get it
screwed in!
Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy'
and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch
your breast and you would smile? They would
ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are
indeed a mistake. Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing. I want to turn your attention back to your books.
You are not in school for breast exhibition. So,
pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly. So, why make yourself so cheap?
I am writing this with both love and pain in my
heart and that's why am sounding stern. I know
about two girls now that have been living with
their boyfriend since year one and as it is now
they can't even even count how many abortions
they had for that same boy at sch bae it's now like a normal thing to them, the last one she did
almost took her life and that made her bleed for
4months, imagine how you do feel with ordinary 4 days of menstruation left alone living with it for months.. As a matter of fact one of them have damaged her fallopian tube due to excessive use of contraceptives she has taken to prevent pregnancy. I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you...if I have, please repent.
To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do
not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and
keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud
of you. And God is more proud of you.








#GREENLAND
Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 10:12pm On Jul 09, 2016
ikirinwamama1:
Haba! Sharp sharp e Don enter for fire. Na wa for you o. Is that how you like snake meat angry
Boss, I was tasting it for the first time.




I enjoyed it sha...
Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 10:08pm On Jul 09, 2016
djgreenland:
This what was killed today in my Uncle's uncompleted building today while clearing it.... Thank God it didn't harm anybody. It swallowed a big bushrat....
MODS, I salute una... This is my first post on NL.




I am GREENLAND, I support 'NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE'
Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 10:06pm On Jul 09, 2016
djgreenland:
This what was killed today in my Uncle's uncompleted building today while clearing it.... Thank God it didn't harm anybody. It swallowed a big bushrat....
MODS, I salute una... This is my first post on NL.
Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 10:01pm On Jul 09, 2016
ddaammyy:
for consumption?
No, for INJECTION

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Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by djgreenland(m): 10:05am On Jul 09, 2016
ddaammyy:
Was it being roasted in the last pix?
Yes it was...

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