 Literature › Re: Nairaland's "The Poet" Competition Season 2 by djibola(m): 1:33am On Jul 22, 2013 |
I am in;as a poet.what's the topic for the first round again? |
| Education › Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by djibola(m): 8:08pm On May 04, 2013 |
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| Education › Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by djibola(m): 7:58pm On May 04, 2013 |
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| Education › Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by djibola(m): 7:52pm On May 04, 2013 |
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| Car Talk › Converting A Tricycle by djibola(op): 9:43pm On Mar 18, 2013 |
I'd like to know if a tricycle(keke napep) can be converted into a sort of truck that can carry a cooler;the type used by these fan milk sellers on bicycles.i'd also like to know the cost implications |
| Food › Re: Snake Wine: A Different Kind Of Beverage (with Pictures) by djibola(m): 9:27am On Mar 05, 2013 |
[quote author=~vicky~] Grotesque!  But just out of curiosity, how do they get the cobra and scorpion in the bottle? 
(Although, I probably don't want to know.)[/quote]yeah seriouli.the cobra is puffed up nd it looks ready to strike.hw the hell did dey do dat? |
| Fashion › Re: African Traditional Wedding Gown by djibola(m): 9:36am On Feb 08, 2013 |
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Hot gown, ugly tux Hot woman, ugly guy[/quote]sexist comment |
| Poems For Review › Re: Oh My Lady by djibola(m): 9:52am On Feb 01, 2013 |
Zazu04: This one is for my own 'Lady'
An Ode to M, postmortem.
Just to be safe I'll call you M.
We met last night in the dim light
Of one minuscle candlelight.
I thought I'd seen your face before,
But, like I said, the light was poor.
So I turned 'round and looked away,
And let my wandering mind stray.
But you knew who I was, didn't you?
When, from the blue, as if on cue
You whispered gently in my ear
And vanished before I could hear.
You made me look around with fear
As your loud silence filled the air.
So, in deepened gloom, thanks to you,
I lowered my eyes, feeling blue.
But that was when you showed again
And made me bite my lip in pain.
I tried to hold you in my arm
But you thought I was out for harm.
Quickly you shifted to my left,
And so began our conga weft,
Me following, you in the lead.
You enjoyed it, I know you did,
You enjoyed it like a spoilt kid
Would enjoy messing with her feed.
To make it worse, from your pursed lips
You let that annoying song slip.
And so, as we waltzed to and fro
I got tired and let you go.
But as I sat down, overworked,
You made me cry out, "What the- ", shocked.
And that was when I slapped your face,
Spattering blood around the place.
"See, your bad blood has stained my shirt
"You itsy-bitsy piece of dirt.
"Imagine what you've made me do!!",
I blurted like a crazy Jew.
You didn't respond as I glared,
That was when I knew you were dead.
Look what you've done, you silly one,
I lost my temper, now you're gone,
I never really knew your name
Now we've ended our silly game.
You thought I wanted to harm you
But you were wrong, I wish you knew.
Go find your sisters, let them know
I'll always KILL a mosquito!!! awesome |
| Fashion › Re: Photo Of Beyonce Without Make-up At The Airport by djibola(m): 9:25am On Feb 01, 2013 |
yamunla: Mehn,dis Karen Igho girl get mouth oOoooo..see as she dey follow Beyonce for back... lwkmd |
| Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebs Spotted With And Without Makeup..who Is The Fairest Of Them All? by djibola(m): 9:19am On Feb 01, 2013 |
genevieve |
| NYSC › Re: How Did You Spend Your First NYSC Allowee? by djibola(m): 11:27am On Jan 25, 2013 |
[quote author=ashaju33]Honestly speaking i ddnt spend a dine from my allawi throughout the whole year. But the amazing part of it is that i spent all my savings in a day after my NYSC just to celebrate my newly gotten job barely two months after finishing NYSC.
[/b]so you have a job now enh?
i'm lost o,did anyone say anyfin abt gettin jobs?[b] |
| Phones › Re: Mobile Phone And Its Battery Life. #A MUST READ by djibola(m): 11:14am On Jan 25, 2013 |
engrhamid: Its high time to informed you that the causes of your battery draining less than an hour after being fully charged has nothing to do with the manufacturer of the battery or mobile phone.
In this article, you will learn some tips about your battery. The things you need to do to your battery before charging, during charging and after charging.
1. If you just bought a new phone/new battery, keep it connected to the mains (wall outlet) for between 6 to 10 hours at a stretch. Ignore the “battery full” notification that you get after 2 to 3 hours. The battery is not yet full, so keep it connected.
2. Do not use the vibrate function on your phone as it is a big drain on power. It may sound inconvenient but you just have to do it. Create different profile that is one should be “VIBRATE THEN RING” and the other should be “RING ONLY”. So when you are outdoor, set it as “VIBRATE THEN RING” probably for those who doesn’t know when their phone rings while it is in their pocket. I suggest you use hands free if you can’t use those mention above, but ensure to return it to “RING ONLY” when you are indoor.
3. Charge your battery only when it is completely empty. Note: if you don’t give your battery the extended charge(6-10 hours), it will take longer for it to reach the full potential- or it never will. Once it get used to not being fully charged that way, the rest is history.
Every now and then, let your battery run out completely till the phone shutdown. Switch it back on and then immediately plug in the charger till it is fully charged. By this,2 or 3 hours of charging is okay. Repeat this process about once a week or more(if phone/battery was just purchased )to get maximum usage.
Note that leaving background application running drains your battery, so if you know you don’t need them, don’t run them at that moment.
4. Always give the battery a full charge, avoid partial full charge if you can.
5. Reducing the volume of warning tones improves your battery life
6. Turn your phone off when you are not using it. E.g. while sleeping. (This depends on individual).
7. Turn off the wifi features of your phone when not in use.
8. Always keep the battery contacts clean. You may clean the edges using spirit.
9. Keep the phone away from heat and magnetic objects.
10. If possible, reduce the brightness of your phone.
11. Over charging of battery reduces its life.
12. Always use original charger for charging the phone.
13. if the mobile has a camera with flash, switch off the flash when not in use
14. Avoid restarting the phone too often as it can severely hamper the battery life.
15. Turn off your GPS if you do not need it for navigation or geo-tagging of pictures or videos.
16. Turn off your Bluetooth/Infrared if you don’t need them for either headset connection or other devices.
17. Also, turn off 3G mode and stick to 2G(i.e UMTS/DUAL MODE TO GSM MODE). Do this only when you don’t need a fast data connection or video calls.
18. Always properly switch off your mobile(Never directly remove battery)
19. Use automatic network selection option instead of manual selection.
20. Use hands free instead of speaker/ringer to listen to music.
21. Reduce the back light/keypad light time
22. Do not use any flash or animation as wallpaper
23. Always keep off screen saver
24. It’s also not advisable to use and charge at the same time
25. Always set your internet settings “when needed” and not “when available” on Nokia phones (OPTIONAL)
26. Avoid the use of car chargers as it damage your battery bit by bit. Remember, the current coming from the car is not regulated.
27. Avoid the use of desktop chargers. Its only meant for boosting batteries that are completely dead and cant be powered on by mere charger at first.
28. In conclusion, there is no problem in charging the battery often although you can improve battery indicator and battery life by discharging it every 15-20 minutes in order to recalibrate it.
29 Free feel to add more of what u know can help others improve their battery life.
CRITICISMS AND SUGGESTION ARE WELCOME FROM THE READERS OF THIS TEXT. I CLAIM NO PERFECTION. IT IS NOT AN ATTRIBUTE OF MAN.
DISCLAIMER: You agree to following these steps at your own free will and I shall not be held responsible for any loss resulting from this article.
However,I have applied [/b]every steps[b] personally.
This article is for educational purposes only. |
| Education › Re: Would You Study The Same Course Again? by djibola(m): 1:29pm On Jan 21, 2013 |
demography and social statistics again,nt in OaU though |
| Literature › Re: What's Your Favorite Novel Of All Time? by djibola(m): 3:31pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
rick riordan's percy jackson series |
| Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of The Woman With The World's Largest Hips by djibola(m): 3:23pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
trendystuf: 40 year old Mikel Ruffinelli is officially the woman with the largest hips in the world. Her hips are 8 feet in circumference, she weighs 5ft4 and 420 pounds, and consumes 3,000 calories a day to keep her "bootylicious" figure.
Mikel is happily married with 4 children and enjoys a great sex life with her husband.In her words" "My husband finds my shape sexy and we have an amazing time in bed – there’s no position we can’t do! He tells me I’m beautiful every day. Men don’t like skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure ”
weighs 5ft4 enh heheheheh
Wow! Do you agree with her
Source: http://trendysturvs..com/2013/01/photos-of-woman-with-worlds-largest-hips.html |
| Nairaland General › Re: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by djibola(m): 11:50am On Jan 15, 2013 |
emcaly001: Mine is brains to b d most intelligent person alive you sure you don't already have the power to read minds?'ços you just read my mind o |
