₦airaland Forum

oluwadanie1:
This is a drunk student who sent an email to his lecturer to extend his paper
and gets a hilarious reply.

http://www.campusdailies.com/2015/08/photo-drunk-student-sends-email-to.html?m=1

Hmmmm! So where am I suppose to come in with the laff?

ConfessionsNgr:
What could have made my teenage son interested in sex at his age when he should be serious with his studies? He is 14-years-old and in SS1. This is a boy brought up in a good Christian home. Maybe the mistake was the laptop his dad bought for him. We had thought it will aid him in his studies but he is using it for something that could destroy his future. I’m so sad about it. That night, I was hearing some sound from his room around 11PM and I could understand what it meant. So I tip-toed to his room and saw him engrossed in the porn movies he was watching. I was so furious; I beat him and seized his laptop. I later got to know he was introduced to porn by a class-mate of his. I told him I’m changing his school. He has been begging me not to tell his dad when he returns from his trip but I feel his father should be aware of the whole thing. Parents out there, how can I check this situation?


Posted anonymously on www.confessionsnigeria.com
http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/203/i-caught-my-14-year-old-son-watching-porn

hehehe!! You ave to reformat the guy with beta slap and beating then u reinstall him with good motherly advice.....shikena! Thank me later.

[color=#006600][/color]We can't afford to loose a matching substitue for the fantastic Trio.... Rafinha's okay but he still needs some grooming.

you be winch?

Firefire:
I also see air pollution...

what do expect to see dude? Kai!

phlio:
there are films and there are films as for me talking about non Nigerian film I will choose 3 idiots then coming up to Nigeria film I will chose phone swap.I find myself watching this films over and over again







phone swap
3idiots


what about u ?

For nigerian movie I will choose COSTA RICA ( don't knw the movie's name) and for foreign it has to be definitely Vampire in Broolyn (Eddie Murphy)

vicadex07:
Yorubas have got the bravest and boldest human right activists out of the 3 major tribes that we have in Nigeria, yet some buffoons will come here to tag their fathers cowards.

wetin they post? Wetin this one dey talk?

I wonder ow obama wan take conviince naija...#uglygayfools

ozoigbondu:
GEJ is also funding isis otondo

infact u be jack bauer with that line....lols

ozoigbondu:
If they like let them join ISIS or al queda which ever one they like let them join but they will be crushed together with their brother in terrorism they invitedto help them.They should even wake bin laden to come and fight for them to avoidthis looming defeat but he will be killed again.Arabs on the other hand discrimates blacks soo much and shecow plea will be ignored

#NeverAgain

God Bless Nigeria!
God Bless the Coalition force
God Bless the Millitary
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan

GEJ till 2019

"SHECOW"..... Wicked!

kilokeys:
lucifer doesn't have that animal kind of teeth..

he was such a beauty..

charlie is nt even handsome.. its foolish if he calls himself lucifer..

make d guy catch am

defamation of character

they go arrest am for impersonation

Guy u score Ten over Nine.. That was a punchline.

Ramcie:
Wicked

eniolaamoda:
Now ur talking
D woman is rich so dats y she does not wana drop her name
Just like kim kardashian west
Or like olu jacobs n joke silva
D name na dier selling point

ok Enioalaamoda(I won't spoil ur name) there's a point I was driving at that maybe u are not aware of, u knw wot, this is my pin:2B76851B, do me a favour add me up make we gist, after then u can delete.I think then u will understand me better.

[quote author=skedman post=31520922][/quote]no doubt he delivered the lecture well, constructive terms,wonderful speech. But wrong timing..

eniolaamoda:
Djcommty or wat ur name is pls use google simple stop ranting
Bside wen wud u buy urs
All dis idiots on nairaland sef
Check my profile
No b today I don dey murder facts for nairaland ooo

My guy cool down, and stop being hyperactive (sun too much for shout abeg) no be quarrel, talk true u no reason am the way I reason am? Na simple analysis na, ok break am down for me maybe na me no understand, if u make me understand I will gladly thank you and walk away.... Forget ow long u don dey Nairaland.(Na person get the Nairaland)

Rick9:
Ever heard of the word #Underground

Familiar with word #PRIDE?

[quote author=ACHIEVERBA post=31520409]1. read between the lines, i wasn't refering to Exclusive...besides i don't think you know him more than i do. (am an IT manager in cool fm)
2. your english is terrible!

You read ur statement again, so much for an IT manager........#ghostworker...

D

Rick9:
Mehn Nawah Oh am so Happy for Him Oh, But real matters I DJ Pass dis guy, Ah Mooooooney Oh Fu...ck You.

guy leave that talk o, na who pass knw book o...and besides ow can u sit here and conclude u are beta than him? As far as am concerned that dude is one of the best Djs Nigeria has, he's fast, calculating,versatile, creative and ofcourse he fine pass u, #djsabiplay.......ROTFL!

danielicon:
Lol...u are funny... u don't know How much dj 's are paid ? secondly don't u know he is the son of the richest black woman in the world...Mrs alakija.... u are not aware?

this one say na her son...

stephenqueen:
guy the op is true,go and check DJ xclusive's Wikipedia page u gonna see it,he is truly the nephew to Nigerian businesswoman,
Folorunsho Alakija .

ok I hear, but how come he's nephew to the woman and his surname is Alakija? Alakija is the woman's Husband's name na. Don't u get?

papawemba:
shebi na the same DJ work wey Umanah dey do for area the same guy dey do? Umana never even see money chop agege bread and ewa goyin let alone buy bicycle tires. Life is not fair oooo

wetin kpekere take different from plantain chips?

Adex097:
His mum probably got the toy for him....happy for him tho .

eniolaamoda:
Some of u dont kno dat exclusive is d nephew to d richest woman in africa infact d richest black woman folorunsho alakija
And exclusive real name is rotimi alakija
Dis is not dj money

chai! Guy u dey lie o.. If he's nephew to the woman and his name is Rotimi Alakija, are u saying Alakija is her maiden name? Its her husband that is Alakija, if he's nephew to her that means his surname would be the womans father's name... Abeg small small u hear"""""#LINUS #OLAIWOLA #LAIYE.

Wots the school ish? Cus he's a dj that means he no go school, my guy thin before u talk aitte.... Just to let u on it the dude is a graduate u hear?

ACHIEVERBA:
OP you no go school? does that look like him climbing "ontop"

You see anything like cultism In that story? Why conclude?

Redoil:
Let them kill themselves since cultism is their stock in trade

kestolove95:
No b bush meat dat man with blue trouser dey hold so?

zoom that pix we'll, that's a child's hand,

That one is even fair, wot about those villages that they are capturing and recapturing? I saw a picture where they are busy playin football and soldiers are patroling.

Gboliwe:
I thought so too but did you see the number of voters/those who collected PVCs in these disturbed places? They are more than the south east combined. I don't know how people still manage to live there.

Is wa oo! Can't wait for the next population count results, Nigeria go don reduce wela.

Its GEJ's fault......

decatalyst:
A friend sent this to me...


I guess its only Whisky, Jando and other local dogs she fit do this to oooo...

Angelou:
Gbagaun!!! to the "death" or the dead

hehehehehe!! This guy dey crase.

Una do well, so I should forget salvation?.Do ooo!

paxonel:
No matter the church,
if you were born into a christian home, whether you are a Catholic or Protestant or aladurah or whatever, Christ don't care.
so long you believe in him whom God has sent, which is Jesus Jesus Christ.
you are automatically saved.
so, all these your religious activities in church is just vanity.
just live your life, love everybody (non christians alike ) and enjoy yourself.
this is your greatest calling

I Will pay 10k to check if he's is in the Book.#monkey

Iamfrank:
This is what pastors do these days
"Pastors charges #3000 to check if members names are in the book of life"

Naija una don come .una knw pass everybodyare u or were u a paratrooper? Go and teach dem their job na.. #onos

sinkhole:
I dey sur prise too o! Y all those ropes b4 d jump?