₦airaland Forum

JeffreyJamez:
Are u guys high?
Is poo yellow abi brown?

feran14:
14 years after the release of the first harry potter movie,this is how most of the kids look. most of them dont really look bad, som are looking stunning, and some are just surprising
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lacasa:
So f*ing what?

And how does thatt give u a change in ur petty situation in life?


#sheepishmoron

owonikokos:
Naija no go kill me

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Spotted somewhere in Nigeria...

http://..com/2015/03/stop-dumping-refuse-anyhow-if-you-dont.html

smartcred:
Your child having fun by drawing scribbles on one side of a well painted wall in your home? Lol... What would you do?


http://lindaikeji..in/2015/03/dear-parents-what-would-you-do-if-you.html?m=1

chomygolden:
What if the child no survive? But I no wish the baby death ooh.cos I have seen those that bought all the earth and fls inally the baby died during child birth.abeg make we get sense for once!

holluwai:
Could be an aspiring nanny

lacasa:
Go and look up the functions of a Protocol Officer


Cause apparently you don't know that's y u even had to ask me this question.

KingEbukasBlog:
The controversial female singer wore this revealing outfit to the Meet the President youth programme that held in Eko Hotel , Lagos . Off course you can't meet the president dressed like that and few Nigerians on Twitter came for her . This isn't the first time she's being called out for her scandalous outfit - her dress to The Headies was also too revealing .

Tweets below :

More tweets here >>> http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/03/nigerians-come-for-seyi-shay-for.html

lacasa:
I only see the stupidity and cluelessness of whomever answers as the President's Protocol officer & also the Organizers of the overhyped event

busterr:
she's still a virgin anywayz....

slimfit1:
That man should be giving hero's welcome.

kestolove95:
Igbo. Goats

koboko69:
Dear Niaralanders,

It is no news that the news media have been flooded with news of success against Boko Haram. A lot comes to mind with this "Sudden Success".

What were the Generals doing wrong for the past 5 years that they suddenly started getting right few weeks to elections?

The time table for elections have been slated long before now, dont you find it funny that, in a last minute effort to shift the elections, the military suddenly chose the date for slated for elections as the day "A FINAL ONSLAGHT AGAINST BOKOHARAM WILL COMMENCE". It is quite interesting that a battle that have been going on for over 5 years is now being won in 6weeks.

This are our presidents words about BH in the past




Compare to a Serious General;




It is a pity that Bokoharam was allowed to thrive and kill innocent citizens, gallant soldiers and officers mostly junior officers for the selfish,monetary, and political gains of this government.

Did Jonathan just wake up from his slumber few weeks to elections? What could have be done long ago is just being done now. Suddenly Jonathan knows the road tO mubi and other troubled spots,now he knows he has to reward gallant soldiers, now he knows he has to visit troubled zone in other to boost the morale of troops. Are this necessities just dawning on him just because of elections. The blood of soldiers and officers lost in this battle because of the greediness and quest for power by this government will surely fight for them.

I have always maintained that the Nigerian Armed forces can deal with this menace but for the pot belly Generals, selfish politicians, and wicked president, alot of lives were allowed to waste.

What results do you expect when you sit back and always wait for an attack to repel. I do not blame soldiers and officers who abadon their riffles and flee. When thos guys aee coming for an attack they come in numbers, with almost unlimited ammo, and a very high morale. You give a soldier 60 to 90 rounds of ammunition, which will be expended in no time once the rifle is set to rapid. Do you expect them to fight with their raw hands? Now a lot of them have been distributed to various military formations to be dismissed there by injecting unemployed trained soldiers into the streets causing more dangers for the populace.

Few weeks to elections, the calous Generals just realized they have to take the battle to the enemies. SHAME ON THIS GOVERNMENT! SHAME ON THE CABALS, SHAME ON THE GENERALS.

EVEN IF PRESIDENT JONATHAN TAKES A RIFFLE AND HEAD FOR SAMBISA NOW;

I have decided for CHANGE and no amount of scripted performance and propaganda can change my mind!!!

WE ALL KNOW WHY BOKOHARAM MENACE WAS ALLOWED TO THRIVE FOR SO LONG NOW


TRIBUTES TO THE SOLDIERS AND OFFICERS WHO LOST THEIR LIFE IN THIS BATTLE. RIP TO THE MANY INNOCENT CITIZENS KILLED BECAUSE OF AN INCOMPETENT PRESIDENT

koolet:
Come Hug ado ekiti transformer...




The stale tranformers will even give you Head
Seriously GEJ is walking

Jayclinics:
Let us know who has the oldest sim card on nairaland. Mine is 8 years old since 2007. No welcome back ever still the same sim card till date.

Let us know yours.

Note: Be sincere, no jonsing, no hyping, just be sincere.

let the fun begin!

ready.......

let us do this.......

elbinmanny:
The social media went on frenzy when a photo of a purported negleted Father and family members of the APC vice presidential candidate, a one time commissioner for justice, a professor , a pastor . Prof Yemi Osinbanjo was leaked online.
What can u make out of this?
If true then its absolutely unspeakabke and saddening .
Pray its not.

sample042:
Dis got me laughing.
GEJ don suffer for Nairalanders hand.

Elypsis:
Suede fruit na.....#rotfl#