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Jokes Etc / Re: Footballers Are In Trouble by djmummy: 3:39pm On Feb 15, 2008
Obukokwo Drogba
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 11:54pm On Feb 12, 2008
order!
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 10:26pm On Nov 29, 2007
mosquitoe
Forum Games / Re: The Rhyming Game by djmummy: 9:06pm On Oct 27, 2007
detour
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by djmummy: 7:17pm On Oct 27, 2007
yeah i've had malaria once





why do we have a president we dont like?
Food / Re: Indomie, Chikki Or O! Noodles: Which One Tastes Best? by djmummy: 6:50pm On Oct 27, 2007
INDOMIE'S THE BEST TILL I DIE I CAN EAT UP TO TEN AT ONCE[sub][/sub]esp. with boiled egg grin

then lets say CHIKKI can be managed, then i dont know any other one and am not intrested

MIMEE NOODLES TASTE LIKE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS yuck its a shame to the noodles world angry
TV/Movies / Mr & Mrs by djmummy: 3:14pm On Aug 07, 2007
I don't know if there's a thread 4 dis but i know i haven't come across it. Im a big fan of the Mr & Mrs cartoon on the cover page of all weekly Vanguard newspapers they are soooo hilarious and i would like to know that im not alone.

So Mr & Mrs FANS here is a thread discussing everything on Mr & Mrs. smiley
TV/Movies / Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by djmummy: 2:49pm On May 26, 2007
God where are u all from haven't u all heard of Kaptain Africa he has his series in The Vanguard

Seriously if Spiderman was in Nigeria he would have no skyscrapers to jump from and only nepa poles to hang on to recieving the shock of his life. grin

smiley
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 10:57pm On May 09, 2007
weed
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 10:49pm On Apr 27, 2007
amplifier
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Serious by djmummy: 12:42pm On Apr 27, 2007
That wasn't funny at all the person inventing dat joke i so annoying. angry

Anyway i enjoyed it but come to think of it the girl will kill d old woman o grin
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 12:33pm On Apr 27, 2007
witness
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 12:43pm On Apr 25, 2007
door

hi uzygirl kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: Important Changes To The English Language by djmummy: 2:06pm On Apr 24, 2007
That was so intresting keep it up girl  wink
cool
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by djmummy: 1:45pm On Apr 24, 2007
transfusion
Jokes Etc / Re: The Murphy Twins by djmummy: 1:24pm On Apr 24, 2007
Dat is soooooooo sweeeeeeeeet. I enjoyed it cool
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by djmummy: 12:20am On Mar 16, 2007
Ludacris&Mary J Blige-Runaway Love
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by djmummy: 10:12pm On Mar 11, 2007
make una dey see arsenal oh, in a space of 11 days we lost 3 major matches and Wenger is playing cool head over this issues angry.

im a die hard gunner but the way things are goin im left undecided

but seriously can the professor not see dat adebayor and henry are killing our game angry i really think he should give aladiere more starting shirts

thank GOD say dey give adebayor another match ban adding to his former 3 and say henry don comot till next season

Gunners 4 Lyfe cool
Crime / Re: I Beat My Girl Friends by djmummy: 8:53am On Mar 06, 2007
@Alexj
You are a real man my brother! Do you know that only few people can beat their girls? I beat up mine as many times as possible. They are all the same, give them love and they will mess you up when you least expect it. My brother, if she messes up, WACK. if she runs her mouth, WACK. If you catch her with another guy, WACK WACK.

There's no difference between a girl and a dog! I kick mine in the butt whenever she misbehaves. Am not evil, only do this to correct her. Girls are like dysfunctional record players. You need to wack them atimes to get them back on track.

Dont listen to all these pretenders and sycophants. Do you thing men!

Now if all lucifer said abt himself was real then he must be one of the worst men living on planet earth.Seriously why shld a man beat up his girlfriend/lover/wife just because she misbehaved dat is the dumbest thing a man can do in his life.Beating up a member of the opposite sex is cowardice.Y not go into d streets and find a young man like urself to beat up.If ur dad were to hit urmum wld u like dat?4 real men i really think u were joking abt all dat s**t u said.
N.B Girls are not like dogs.

@Alexj
U really need to see a psychiatrist to help u.Maybe u had a rough childhood and all dat stuff.But try nd remember this, WHEN U HV AN ARGUMENT THAT IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL JUST LEAVE TO ANOTHER PLACE

I remain cool cool
Education / University Of Ghana by djmummy: 2:21pm On Mar 02, 2007
Hello Guys i'd like to get some info on the international university in Ghana and how to get the form online thanks
Forum Games / Re: I'd Rather: by djmummy: 9:06pm On Feb 22, 2007
id rather die than go to nigerian prisons
Forum Games / Re: I'd Rather: by djmummy: 9:05pm On Feb 22, 2007
i'd rather die than go to nigerian prisons
Forum Games / Re: I'd Rather: by djmummy: 8:54pm On Feb 22, 2007
id rather smile than laugh smiley
Forum Games / Re: The Rhyming Game by djmummy: 9:56pm On Feb 15, 2007
cool
Forum Games / Re: Can U Do Without?: by djmummy: 9:36pm On Feb 15, 2007
can u do witout Oxygen 4 5mins
Literature / Re: Who Killed Mr. Boyo? by djmummy: 11:02am On Jan 27, 2007
now i didnt know u could write so well didnt know i had a genius for a sister i just couldnt take my eyes of your writing i i thought you would continue but u stopped any way i think you should protray the police as good and bad i.e some good some bad but the bad ones will be the ones supporting yhe good ones not a bright idea is it? anyway dnt listen to me just follow ur mind because i trust it wink
Education / How To Gain Admissions Abroad by djmummy: 8:04pm On Jan 26, 2007
hey guys can u help me with some information on how to go to the uk to study i would really appreciate it
TV/Movies / Re: Osoufia Vs Mr Ibu by djmummy: 11:44am On Jan 15, 2007
I think Osofia is d best but Mr Ibu is also good but he is also an idiot

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