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Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by djmummy: 8:00am On Jul 14, 2013
Na wa
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by djmummy: 6:38am On Jul 14, 2013
Need more sleep
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by djmummy: 5:35am On Jul 14, 2013
So who won?
Politics / Re: Shoprite Opens In Ibadan by djmummy: 9:21am On Jun 28, 2013
citizenisb:


Transliteration: Shema Yisrael Adonai Eloheinu Adonai echad. [barukh shem kevod malkhuto le'olam va'ed.] ve'ahavta et Adonai eloheykha bekhol-levavkha u'vekhol nafshekha u'vekhol me'odekha. ve'hayu hadevarim ha'eileh asher anokhi metzavekha haiyom al-levavekha. veshinantam levanekha vedibarta bam beshivtekha beveitekha u'velekhtekha vaderekh u'vshakhbekha u'vkumekha. u'kshartam le'ot al-yadekha vehayu letotafot bein einekha. u'khtavtam al-mezuzot beitekha u'visharekha.


Translation: HEAR, O ISRAEL: The LORD our God, the LORD is one. You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your might. And these words that I command you today shall be on your heart. You shall teach them diligently to your children, and shall talk of them when you sit in your house, and when you walk by the way, and when you lie down, and when you rise. You shall bind them as a sign on your hand, and they shall be as frontlets between your eyes. You shall write them on the doorposts of your house and on your gates.
Perhaps ur making this comment from Uselu or Yaba left.

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Phones / Re: Golden iPhone5 Studded With 364 Diamonds. by djmummy: 5:10pm On Jun 20, 2013
druid06: This is not just a phone, this is art.
More like crap

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Health / Re: Fascinating Facts About Farting by djmummy: 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2013
Love this
Music/Radio / Re: 2face & Annie Idibia - Rainbow Video [download]- by djmummy: 10:39pm On Jun 11, 2013
bbpreye.:
PLEASE WHAT IS 2FACE? is he the President of British?
Are u trying to be funny or what?

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Music/Radio / Re: 2face & Annie Idibia - Rainbow Video [download]- by djmummy: 10:37pm On Jun 11, 2013
Nice one.
Hope the marriage lasts
Science/Technology / Re: Turkish 'Vampire' Gives-up Blood Drinking, Biting Others by djmummy: 4:43pm On Feb 11, 2013
If na naija now na to carry am go deliverance
Ignorance bad sha

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Uche Jumbo's Movie Premiere. by djmummy: 10:02pm On Jan 05, 2013
So just 2 pictures.....ok undecided
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Will Sign Tonto Dikeh To His Label And She Will Blow by djmummy: 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2013
Just wasted about 15mins of my life cry
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Karen Igho With Her Family by djmummy: 9:04am On Dec 28, 2012
Hian! See wogliness
Politics / Re: How Do You Rate Nigeria's Press? by djmummy: 5:23pm On Nov 13, 2012
Simple...its NIGERIAN
Car Talk / Re: Breached Safety Issues At Filling Stations by djmummy: 5:08pm On Nov 13, 2012
Kx: Making or receiving calls while fuel is being dispensed to your tanker.


This is a myth...making calls or receiving calls doesn't cause any hazard.


In any case filling stations shouldn't be allowed in residential areas
Forum Games / Re: What Are The First Three Words You Saw. by djmummy: 8:51pm On Oct 11, 2012
Love
Beauty
Health
Phones / Re: Etisalat BIS Problem by djmummy: 6:20pm On Oct 09, 2012
remove ur battery an re-insert it
Crime / Re: Desola Ade-Unuigbe Supports Aluu Community by djmummy: 5:48pm On Oct 09, 2012
Two wrongs don't make a right
Celebrities / Re: Charlyboy To Return As Judge On Nigerian-Idol As Linda by djmummy: 1:31pm On Oct 08, 2012
weird fellow
i feel for him cry
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Been Mobbed By Angels ? by djmummy: 7:17am On Oct 07, 2012
I believe in angels and the fact that they are involved with us...but i have to say...demons can be as deceptive too.
@op some questions for u
1. How can u be so sure these are really angels and not demons?
2. And why and what do they discuss with you?
Education / Re: Project Topic On Mass Communication by djmummy: 7:07am On Oct 03, 2012
So no one can help?
Education / Re: Project Topic On Mass Communication by djmummy: 8:40am On Oct 02, 2012
Please i really need this o...make una help me
Education / Project Topic On Mass Communication by djmummy: 5:05am On Oct 02, 2012
My fellow nairalanders, i need your help please.
I've got a friend in Uniport 300L in the department of Linguistics and Communication Studies. Presently this person needs project topics that are under Mass Communication but not under Linguistics. So far we've been able to get just 2 and its really not enough. So please, is there anyone out there who can help with a project topic or two under Mass Communication but not Linguistics? undecided
I'd really appreciate it.
Thanks in advance smiley
Romance / Re: What Was The Reason Behind Your Breakup? by djmummy: 1:20pm On Oct 01, 2012
Mine was crazy.
The girl worried my life and i hadn't even asked her out i just told her 'I like you'.
As we started getting closer she didn't want to see me with other female friends.
I told her i wasn't ready o.
She insulted my life and said am a player and all that.
We still talk but I have ZERO % interest in her now.
Politics / Re: The Most Intelligent And Eloquent Nigerian Governors by djmummy: 5:27pm On Sep 29, 2012
Dr. Emmanuel Ewetan Uduaghan grin
Religion / Re: Jehovah's Witnesses Questions And Answers Page. by djmummy: 10:33pm On Aug 29, 2012
Been reading thru this thread and I have to say...BEWARE OF APOSTATES...Jehovah's witnesses have a very thorough method of spreading the good news and that is door to door...that's what Jesus ordered that's what they follow.
On this forum MANY lies are spread
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs USA: Olympics Basketball (73 - 156) On 2nd August 2012 by djmummy: 12:00am On Aug 03, 2012
akinsadeez: D worst tin b say afta d azz whippin, d naija players go stil dey beg for d usa players' shirt n autograph. Smh


If na u nko..abeg free dem jare
Travel / Re: Boarding A Plane For The First Time (Your Experience) by djmummy: 6:08pm On Jul 25, 2012
Benin-Abuja
Felt like I was in an elevator during take-off and landing.
Very smooth ride...took pictures of the skies, landscape etc.
Politics / Re: BRT Lane: Army Officers Fined 25,000 Each by djmummy: 11:24am On Jul 25, 2012
shaneroberts26: Now,whatchy'all 'DUFFERS' dzat was blabbering dze appalling gibberish dzat Fashiola own too much dzat he should hav tampered justice widz mercy instead of disgracin dze officer got to say now?(Wen y'all are lucidly aware dzat none is above dze law). D Command Head don shame all of ya widz dzis bombshell.Its so nice wen listenin to an intelligent mind speak .What a sagacious and pragmatic reply from dze man at dze helm of affairs.Somtimes one gets so 'm-a-a-d' while lisnening to som childish replys from many 'young heads on an old shoulder' on Niaraland.Whatchy'all gotta say now huh?Nitwits.



Is there something affecting ur fingers dat is making you type like a paraplegic?

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Literature / Re: Made In Nigeria English by djmummy: 1:35pm On Jul 22, 2012
@op
Nepa haff bring light
Na so e con happen o
Body dey scratch me
Why u stone me dis book?

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