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What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 9:10pm On May 22, 2007 |
Your Ideas Of A Nigerian Superhero Westerners have Superman, Spiderman, Batman etc the Asians have Toofan, Gokoo, Vegeta, Naruto etc These heroes have strengths and weaknesses but Africans seem not to have anything. . .I'd like to know what you think about a Nigerian superhero, what is his name, does he have a secret alter ego? his weaknesses, what does he fight against etc. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by iice(f): 4:08am On May 23, 2007 |
Hmmm true, will have to think of this one. (kindda reminds me though of that reality show - superheroes) |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by ikamefa(f): 5:57am On May 23, 2007 |
A typical Nigerian hero is a farmer ( i mean a village farmer) called Baba his alter ego's name is Kojak a green colored bulky individual who can Dis - appear and appear where he is needed his weakness= yams kojak can't see or smell Roasted yams he goes beserk what does he fight against= Corruption in any form( stealing money, bribery etc) oh! did i mention he carries a big club with him where ever he goes? and hes got x-ray visions? raymand how a i doing? happy birthday by the way |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by acidrop(f): 9:05am On May 23, 2007 |
nigerian superhero would be a female, because we have given the male chance and they have screwed up big time, now itz our turn, lol, and she going to be called, naiherolady, as in naija, hero lady, lol fight against crime, criminals and guyss who want nothing but sex, sex sex, and pressure their girlfriends for it, and her trademark will be hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, havent tot bout that one, ermmmmm. . . . . . . will get back 2 u |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 5:58pm On May 23, 2007 |
ikamefa: That was nice, but roasted yams? lol. . . . and thanks for the birthday wishes, that was lovely acidrop: Lol, that's a little bit sexist don't you think? lol, but i think naiherolady would be a great character for a comedy. . .i'm just imagining her caning sex starved teenagers who self-service over porn with a nightstick lol . real nice. Keep it coming guys. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by acidrop(f): 3:26am On May 24, 2007 |
happy birthday Ray, hw old are u? anywaiz, i dont think itz sexcist oo, cos, nigeria has been ruled by men, am not trying 2 say u are not doing a good job, itz just that letz c hw it will turn when a female does it |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 8:05am On May 24, 2007 |
acidrop: Thanks, I'm 19, yay. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by acidrop(f): 12:53pm On May 24, 2007 |
lol, y d yay? u been wanting 2 turn 19 or what? i tot 18 was the hotcake |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by iice(f): 2:56pm On May 24, 2007 |
He'll shoot out eba/poundo/akamu from some contraptions he has on - that is to stone the crook to unconsciousness, or get them slimed |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 4:36pm On May 24, 2007 |
acidrop:19 of anything is always better than 18 i guess. iice: If it's a woman she'll be called mama put. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by gbadex1(m): 11:29pm On May 24, 2007 |
Did someone mention a Nigerian Superhero? Good Lawdamighty, where has gbade been?! ok, ok calm down, *calms down*. I got a handful of 'em, take your pick: #Baba Ijebu - powers, super pool shooter, controls the monetary flow in town like a bad mutha his arch-villain would be Agbero a.k.a Shandi Collector #Super Banti - powers: after eating 2 plates of ewa goin at Iya Lasisi's canteen, Banti gains surprising foul breath, incredible ability to mess at given intervals, and the whole shizzle his one weakness: his girlfriend sikirat # Kaptain Bains - he is beans personified. As human, dude is a politician, runs his own party (BDP- Beans Democratic Party, slogan : One Nigeria, Plenty Beans ). His alter ego's KB Accessories - he's got beans-a-rangs, u know like Batarangs - he's also got bag. . .err sorry, pant of tricks with a diaper to add to that! - a casual glance to his anus would reveal the mess emanating serves as a propellant when flying |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by acidrop(f): 2:09am On May 25, 2007 |
chei, lol, there is nothing superb about ur 9jasuperhero oooo |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by iice(f): 5:47am On May 25, 2007 |
lmao @ beans-a-rangs!!! |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 9:08pm On May 25, 2007 |
gbade. x: That's kind of weird i don't know. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by chrysler(m): 11:37pm On May 25, 2007 |
Men, A Nigerian superhero will be a superstar in corruption, one who loots Nigeria`s money at the slightest opportunity and nothing is done about it, and still had the got to come out to contest for a presidential post and their cohorts, those non-learned who rule a whole state (names such as Adedib, & ohh sory Nairaland beauty and d beast, i forgot the second), and nothing is done, the fact be say u know fit become naija superhero or else you do somethin bad, We no dey remember n no dey encourage good things in our actions except if we go just dey say am, i.e we no dey practice wetin we dey preach No superhero for naija, take kia guys in the house, i hail una, and to babes too, i dey sorry say i no hail u first but you no say na guys be number 1, no vex, i salute you too, Sorry i don even dey talk since, naija superhero will be like me , sorry it is me, or i dey hear say you no know me? |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by kellorah: 12:40am On May 26, 2007 |
HOTTTTTT |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Vieira(m): 3:14am On May 26, 2007 |
Kai! I don't old o! No one remembers the original nigerian hero called Powerman?? If I was to create a new naija hero he would have: The ability to defraud a villian of all his powers in 10 seconds. = superintellect The ability to answer a question with a question = mental confusion power The ability to blend in any culture like a native = Chameleon powers The ability to say omo Ghana and make it sound like an insult. = Sonic manipulation The ability to deceive myself that I am too much for everybody = illusion casting The ability to be found in any country in any obscure part of the world. = teleporting The ability to pack 50 kg in a suitcase and make it weigh 32kg at the airport = Mass/Gravity manipulation His name would be Ojabokofo-Omo-Na-bouncing |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by ikamefa(f): 4:13am On May 26, 2007 |
Vieira:haha i loff this super hero oh ojabokofo omo na rubber ! |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by akara(m): 8:07am On May 26, 2007 |
Try Pa Jimoh of Ikebe Super |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Lawijo(m): 10:17am On May 26, 2007 |
Okonkwo, in "Things fall apart" but with a lot more refined and sophisticated temperiment. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by aadun: 12:08pm On May 26, 2007 |
Wazobia man! |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by iice(f): 2:20pm On May 26, 2007 |
Vieira: LMFAO |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by dakmanzero(m): 2:37pm On May 26, 2007 |
Hmmm. Nigerian superhero? because we are so supernatural-inclined, he shouldn't have any sci-fi or technological components purely mystical or supernatural so he would have to be either a conjurer or a summoner (or both) He could be a man that calls on ancient spirits, or is posessed by them. His powers could include teleportation, flight, invisibility, shapeshifting. These are all powers that we assume our witches and wizards posess. Naruto is a good example of people superimposing their traditional beliefs on a contemporary setting to create unique superheroes appealing all over the world. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by djmummy: 2:49pm On May 26, 2007 |
God where are u all from haven't u all heard of Kaptain Africa he has his series in The Vanguard Seriously if Spiderman was in Nigeria he would have no skyscrapers to jump from and only nepa poles to hang on to recieving the shock of his life. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 3:20pm On May 26, 2007 |
Wow, i use to love Captain Afrika, but all he does is solve personal disputes and stuff, how many times has he beat up a lousy politician? The writer of that comic is good though. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by NigeriaHat: 3:53pm On May 26, 2007 |
Extremely Stupid a whole new definizion of the word stupid. Uglier than a disfigured gorilla The best thief in the universe a constant drunkard has super hiv |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by WesleyanA(f): 3:56pm On May 26, 2007 |
That's because we don't have our own cartoons and animations and all that. name one popular indigenous Nigerian cartoon/ animation. lol the only one i've seen was created by unicef to create hiv/ aids awareness for africa. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by ifect: 4:53pm On May 26, 2007 |
i love bobo Napep but i have this idea about starting a comic , my xter will be named Yahooze, guess what, nuking yahoo boys is his specialty. powers: 1. computer guru 2. can detect boys his his vicinity 3. Black belt in taekwondo, karate 4. Chicks man , no extraordinary powers, i want d guy 2 be some one you can relate to jo. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by Raymand(m): 6:11pm On May 26, 2007 |
Man that is a wicked idea, but the name is kind of *ahem*. |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by superman(m): 6:28pm On May 26, 2007 |
sango! fire fire hmm |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by gbadex1(m): 9:05pm On May 26, 2007 |
Actually, i have a lot of ideas and characters. If anyone could care to go to the "Toon" section, check up the thread "Do you draw manga/animé?", the last page. . . .you would see one of my characters i drew there. . . Ok some of the xters- Dreddlocks - the product of a secret government experiment due to the imminent threat of a civil war equally due to the activities of ethnic militias such as MEND in the Niger Delta and across the nation, supersoldiers are genetically engineered in an underground facility. Code-named "Dreddlocks", because of his rather unique Rastafarian locks, evuaren osagie (as he was named by one of the scientists) escapes into the real world after an accident results into a explosion killing more than half of the personnel at "Operation Ethnik". As he roams the real world, he is to learn there's more to the explosion as politics, ethnicity and a group called "The Third Eye" come in the mix. . . . Whew, there! Now how do u like ma superhero? |
Re: What Will A Nigerian Superhero Be Like? by chrysler(m): 10:09pm On May 26, 2007 |
a nigeriain superhero is |
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